In the year 2047, the comic book industry is in ruins, thanks to years of sexist, juvenile, and often offensively lazy comic book writing by major comic book publishers. In a last ditch effort to save the medium, a group of desperate comic book bloggers from The Bleeding OutBeat Alliance, the number one comics megasite of that time period, use the last of their resources to send one very special kitten back in time, armed with the the knowledge that can change the future.
Unfortunately, in a grave miscalculation, she was sent back to 2013, ten years before cats abandon the pretense that they can't speak English and allow humans to communicate with them. As a result, for fear of disrupting the space-time continuum, she has no choice but to take on the monumental task of preventing an apocalyptic possible future all by herself, by shredding the crap out of the comic book industry, one shitty comic at a time.
She is Sybil the Kitten. And she is coming for you.
This Week's Episode: Kickstarter KATastrophe (featuring Joe Martino's The Mighty Titan)
The kitten does not attack Joe Martino's The Mighty Titan (which I just received yesterday! Thanks, Joe!) It must be good!
And here is Dexter also not attacking The Mighty Titan.
And here's the cats sleeping together. Why? Because there's no real news going on today so I can do whatever the hell I want.
If your animal has also been sent back in time to prevent the comicpocalypse, send a picture of him or her interacting with a comic/geeky item to
, with the email title MY ANIMAL SAVES COMICS. We'll feature the ongoing adventures of Sybil and her friends every Friday.
Our friends at Nix Comics are sponsoring The Outhouse this week. Show them you appreciate it by checking out their comics. One dollar from every Nix Comics sold this month will go to Kirby-4-Heroes.
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About the Author - Christian Hoffer
Christian Hoffer is the exasperated Abbott to the Outhouse's Costello. When he's not yelling at the Newsroom for upsetting readers or complaining to his wife about why the Internet is stupid, he sits in his dingy business office trying to find new ways to make the site earn money. Hoffer is also the only person in history stupid enough to moderate two comic book forums at once.
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