Earlier today, ComicBookResources, as part of their ongoing incestuous and sycophantic relationship with major comic book publishers, revealed exclusively that Keith Giffen, JM DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire will be launching Justice League 3000, a new ongoing series, in the fall for DC Comics. This creative team is particularly popular for their run on Justice League International like thirty years ago, when most of our readers still had hair. The book will star future versions of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and The Flash, proving once and for all that even 997 years into the future, the comic book industry will still be incapable of publishing successful books with superheroes who didn't exist in 1970 or earlier.
Though CBR had the exclusive, because they have alleged sexual corporate relations with DC Comics, Outhouse staff writer Punchy was the first to report the news to our readers. Unfortunately, despite having a clear pass to post anything he wants on the Outhouse front page, he lazily just posted it on our forums, linking to the CBR article. Well done, Punchy. You're a credit to your people.
Here's some images we downloaded from CBR. Was that so hard, Punchy? Was it so hard?!
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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work. Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.
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