Source: Marvel Press Release
WIFE and RU are here to help clear up some of the ambiguity present in Marvel's dialogue free "First Looks."
Avengers #18 Cover
RU: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
WIFE: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
RU: Its' Fan-Dang-o!
Avengers #18 preview page 1
WIFE: It’s called moisturizer, dude.
RU:I think I built that station out of Legos when I was 6.
RU: Is that moon eating another moon?
RU/WIFE: THAT’S NO MOON!
Avengers #18 preview page 2
WIFE: Is that his come hither look? ‘Cause it’s not working.
RU: Are they praying to the TV?
WIFE: Maybe this is this a commentary on how wars have become entertainment?
RU: Nah, even aliens like MSTK3.
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RU: I’m going to eat the humans! NO! I’m going to eat the humans!
WIFE: That’s totally what they are saying, but in Charlie Brown teacher voices.
RU: Fuck, is Captain America giving up again? He’s almost as bad as Superman, crying all the time.
WIFE: At least he’s not fighting a rock.
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WIFE: That is the dumbest outfit I have ever seen! He looks like one of those people who train police dogs. You know, those guys in the sumo stay-puff outfits.
RU: They put on exoskeletons to fly in space, but have no helmets?
WIFE: I don’t know, but the bigger question is, why does that dude have a blond Mohawk?
RU: That’s not a dude, its Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers.
WIFE: Still doesn’t answer the question.
RU: Fuck if I know, who cares about female super-heroes!
WIFE: Aren’t you all in enough trouble?
RU: You’ve seen my stats; no one is going to read this.
WIFE: Fair enough.
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WIFE: You know what that looks like? Remember that t-shirt place…. dude, they made a spin art comic!
WIFE: Are they getting sucked into a black hole? Where’s the Stargate?
RU: I don’t even know anymore. We can all find out….
AVENGERS #18 (JUN130586)
Written by JONATHAN HICKMAN
Art & Cover by LEINIL YU
FOC- 07/29/13 On-Sale – 08/21/13
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER – Your First Look At AVENGERS #18 !
This August, the Marvel Universe fights for survival in the biggest battle it’s ever faced – but first, Marvel is proud to unveil your first look at Avengers #18 – a tie in to Infinity! From the blockbuster creative team of Jonathan Hickman & Leinil Francis Yu, the Avengers must act fact to unite the entire Marvel Universe against the unrelenting Builder fleet! In order to do so, Earth’s mightiest must join with the likes of the Skrull Empire, the Brood & Annihilus. Can Captain America bring together every space race of the galaxy before it’s too late?
Every issue of Avengers includes a code for a free digital copy of that same comic on the Marvel Comics app for iOS and Android devices. Additionally, each issue of Avengers features special augmented reality content available exclusive through the Marvel AR app – including cover recaps, behind the scenes features and more that add value to your reading experience at no additional cost.
This August, Hickman, & Yu prepare the Avengers for the worst in Avengers #18!
Join the conversation on Twitter with hash tag #MarvelINFINITY, and don’t forget to follow us at @Marvel [www.twitter.com/Marvel]!
For more on Marvel’s Infinity, please visit www.marvel.com.
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RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time. RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage. Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write. RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them. RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).
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