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p(RU)views featuring WIFE: New Avengers #9

Written by GHERU on Wednesday, August 07 2013 and posted in Features

p(RU)views featuring WIFE: New Avengers #9

Who says you need a fancy meal to celebrate an anniversary?

Source: Marvel Press Release

Here we go again, with a wordless "First Look" from Marvel.  This time, the march twoards Infinity continues in New Avengers #9. Wonder what WIFE has to say about all this:

New Avengers #9:

New Avengers #9 Cover

WIFE: Ohhh, special anniversary edition!

RU: New Avengers #9?

WIFE: No, it’s our anniversary!

RU: Oh, yea, I knew that. 5 glor…

WIFE: Seven

RU: Right, 7 glorious years.

WIFE: Does that mean I have to stand over a subway vent in a white dress?

RU: Yes, but that’s just because it’s Tuesday.

WIFE: Fair enough.

RU: So, the cover…

WIFE: uuuuh, its blue.

New Avenges #9 preview page 1

RU: Is that the prison Zod went to in Superman 2?

WIFE: It needs a “We Brake For Nobody” sticker.

RU: A Spaceballs reference! Niiiice

New Avengers preview page #2

WIFE: I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!

RU: Great, now I can’t un-see that!

RU: Ok, which one farted?

WIFE: Oh, wait; did that big floating glove thing just play “got your nose” with that albino alien?

RU: Great, now I can’t un-see THAT!


New Avengers preview page #3

RU: I fell into a burning ring of fire

WIFE: They really need to be sitting at a pottery wheel.

RU: Wait, I know this….fuuuck, Ghost?

WIFE: Yes!


WIFE: This one was a bit too easy.

RU: Just like your face!

New Avenges previe page #4 - Infinity checklist

WIFE: The fuck is that?

RU: A checklist for Marvel’s Infinity event

WIFE: Looks like homework. I’m out.

RU: Umm, ok then, well you all can try and figure this all out…

WIFE: *sniff sniff* You or Thor? [editor's note: Thor is the name of Ru's dog]

RU: I didn’t fart. The book comes out on…

Art & Cover by MIKE DEODATO
FOC- 08/05/13 On-Sale – 09/10/13



This August, the Marvel Universe fights for survival in the biggest battle it’s ever faced – and today, Marvel is proud to unveil your first look at New Avengers #9 – a tie in to Infinity! Thanos and his massive army are here and have launched an all-out attack against the Earth. With the Avengers off world declaring war on the ancient race known as The Builders, Reed Richards, Doctor Strange, Black Panther and the rest of the Illuminati are left to contend with the Mad Titan! From the blockbuster creative team of writer Jonathan Hickman and artist Mike Deodato, comes an absolute can’t miss tie-in to this summer’s hottest event!

“Thanos is searching for something on Earth and is now dispatching the Black Order to locate what he’s interested in,” notes editor Tom Brevoort of the Mad Titan and his newest lieutenants in an interview with “As we can see, the Illuminati were the last people to have the Infinity stones, so that is clearly of interest to Thanos, whether or not it’s what he’s ultimately after.”

Every issue of New Avengers #9 includes a code for a free digital copy of that same comic on the Marvel Comics app for iOS and Android devices. Additionally, each issue of New Avengers #9 features special augmented reality content available exclusive through the Marvel AR app – including cover recaps, behind the scenes features and more that add value to your reading experience at no additional cost.

Join the conversation on Twitter with hash tag #MarvelINFINITY, and don’t forget to follow us at @Marvel []!

For more on Marvel’s Infinity, please visit


p(RU)views featuring WIFENova #4, X-Men #1, Avengers #14, Age Of Ultron #10A.I., New Avengers #8, Avengers #8, X-Men: Battle Of The Atom #1


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About the Author - GHERU

RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time.  RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage.  Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write.  RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them.  RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor.  You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).


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