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p(RU)views featuring WIFE: Iron Man #15

p(RU)views featuring WIFE: Iron Man #15

WIFE takes over this week as RU protests even recognizing that Marvel sent us a "First Look" at Iron Man #15.



Source: Marvel Press Release

Hey there, Internet. For those of you who didn’t know, RU hates Iron Man. No… HATES Iron Man. So much that he refuses to partake in this pRUview. He’s just sitting on the couch petting the DogGod like these lovely pictures don’t even exist. I’ll see if I can prod a few comments out of him, but don’t expect Shakespeare (that’s a whole other RuRant, by the way).

Iron Man #15

Iron Man #15 Cover

WIFE: Think, think, think…is that Pooh’s Thoughtful Spot? I clearly spend too much time with a toddler.

RU: Who’s a good boy getting a belly rub? *sniff* THOR! Not cool!

RU: What’s going on over there? You’re not doing that Iron Man p(RU)view are you? You know we don’t have to do all these things; our reader has no idea what we get.

WIFE: Our reader? You told me we had to keep the Internet masses satiated.

RU: I do not believe I have ever said “satiated” before in my life!

WIFE: *rolls eyes*

Iron Man #15 preview page 1

WIFE: This page is trying really hard to be interesting. I just don’t really care.

RU: Welcome to my side of the couch.

Iron Man #15 preview page 2

WIFE: Jazz hands! Are they going to break into a number? Oh, is this going to be a West Side Story snapping duel?

RU: I’d actually rather be watching that, even though it is a stupid teenage angst Romeo and Juliet “homage.” Fucking Shakespeare!

WIFE: Way to bring it back.

RU: What?

Iron Man #15 preview page 3

WIFE: When did we start reading Watchmen?

RU: Trust me; there is no way anything with “Iron Man” in the title could be mistaken for Watchmen.

WIFE: Does Iron Man always try this hard with such poor results?

RU: Now you see why I started on this side of the couch.

WIFE: Who’s a good boy?

WIFE: Well, umm, that’s that, I don’t really know how to segue into the solicitations like RU does. All I’ll say is that you’d be better off petting a dog than reading Iron Man on…

IRON MAN #15 (JUL130631)
Written by KIERON GILLEN
Art by CARLO PAGULAYAN
Cover by GREG LAND
FOC – 8/12/2013, On-Sale – 9/4/2013

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THE SECRET ORIGIN OF TONY STARK CONTINUES IN YOUR FIRST LOOK AT IRON MAN #15!

This September, Tony battles for his life on the edge of the galaxy as the Secret Origin of Tony Stark continues in Iron Man #15! From blockbuster writer Kieron Gillen and red hot artist Carlo Pagulayan – Iron Man finally gets his chance to take down 451, and he’s bringing some friends! It’s a showdown for the ages, and you’ll never guess who comes out on top! Plus, as the Godkiller heads straight for Earth, Tony must give it his all to stop it from destroying his home planet… but can he? All leading up to the biggest life changing event for the armored avenger, no fan can miss Iron Man #15!

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RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time.  RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage.  Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write.  RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them.  RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor.  You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).

 


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