So fandom is ablaze with the casting of Ben Affleck as Batman. I guess there are probably other candidates who could fit the cape and cowl better, but I highly doubt this is Jessica Alba/Invisible Woman-bad. So let's look at ten reasons why Batfleck might rock, or rather not suck.
10. Because Batman is hardly the most nuanced character. In essence, the most 'acting' that will be required here will be for Affleck to play a vapid, billionaire playboy. That sounds like top notch casting to me.
9. Because Affleck can fill out the suit. Affleck's a pretty big guy, and would probably look imposing in the Batsuit, certainly moreso than Michael Keaton.
8. Because Zack Snyder is directing. This is like saying, "I really liked Street Fighter IV, but I thought that Ryu's characterization lacked depth." Snyder directs what are essentially videogame cutscenes, and you hardly need Olivier for something like that.
7. Because Affleck has a passion for the genre. Affleck seems to really like the superhero genre, and while this may not guarantee success, it's always nice to have someone in the film that has more than just a passing familiarity with the character.
6. Because Christian Bale sucked as Batman. Yeah, that's right. I'll give him props for Bruce in Batman Begins, but that's about where it ends. And THE VOICE, what the fuck was up with that? Ben Affleck could do his version of the gravelly voice in a Boston accent and it would probably be better than Bale's.
5. Because all the other Batmen sucked too. They really did. Keaton is good, but he was never really Batman or Bruce Wayne. Val Kilmer had moments, but certainly nothing memorable. Clooney could have been the best of them all, but any time I try to think of Batman and Robin my nose begins to bleed and a soft mushy substance that I can only assume is my brain begins to come out.
4. Because once you've made Gigli, there's really nowhere to go but up.
3. Because this may lead to a Kevin Smith cameo as the Penguin.
2. Because he was the bomb in Phantoms.
1. Because who else is there? I can't believe that the same fans who were a'twitter about JGL being Batman could possibly decry Affleck. Caviezel would have been good, but who's really out there that will draw people into the theater? Affleck will bring the crowds, and he'll do fine in the role. Or he won't and we'll do 50 reasons why the movie sucked. Hell, we'll probably do that anyway...
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