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Kelsey Grammer to Be Expendable in Expendables 3

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, September 18 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Kelsey Grammer to Be Expendable in Expendables 3

Because our hearts have been begging for a cold-hearted Republican who can lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule us like a king to be cast in Expendables 3.

Source: Kelsey Grammer Joins Beefcake Brigade in ‘The Expendables 3′

Deadline is reporting that the actor is in talks for a role in the movie originally intended for Nicholas Cage. He would be playing a former mercenary who just so happens to speak German, thus proving that no one who speaks German could ever be an evil man. This is also the second time Grammer has got himself into a film series by the third film. He was cast and one of two bright spots in X3: The Last Stand (2006). Will lightning strike again?! When asked about being cast for the role, Grammer had this to say:



And just look how happy he is.


No word yet if his arch-nemesis, the common rake, will also feature into the movie resulting in Grammer being hoisted on his own petard. Regardless, if his nemesis is not cast; Grammer will be joining a VERY illustrous cast that includes: Sylvester "$400 for an Autograph"  Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Wesley Snipes (WRITERS NOTE: a Demolition Man reunion with Snipes and Stallone? I'm there!).


Expendables 3 will be out sometime next year, so audiences shall see Grammer woo us to heaven, before Michael Bay sends us to hell with Grammer cast in the lead human villain role in Transformers: Age of Extinction. Until then let us reminisce with Grammer against his oldest, yet greatest of foes: THE RAKE!!!




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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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