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George R.R. Martin Hates Your Fan-Fic

Written by Jeremy Shane on Wednesday, November 13 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

George R.R. Martin Hates Your Fan-Fic

The author has no interest in licensing out his world of A Song of Ice and Fire. (That's Game of Thrones for you show noobs)

Source: Sydney Morning Herald

Pictured Above:
GRRM seconds before backhanding a reporter that asked him when The Winds of Winter is coming out.

George R.R. Martin seems to have to constantly confront questions, not only about when his next A Song of Ice and Fire novel will be out, but also deal with discussions about what might happen to the series if he doesn't complete them before... well, you know.  Recently he has said that he will not allow another writer to play in his sandbox when asked about licensed work.

Not while I'm alive, but eventually I will not be alive because Valar Morghulis – all men must men die.

He goes on to talk about his dislike for fan-fic and his belief that writers should spend their energy creating their own characters and world to write about.  He even want so far as to call fan fiction itself "lazy."  He did admit that Westeros may not die with him, (despite the many other stories out there I've seen saying differently).

I don't think my wife, if she survives me, will allow that either. But one thing that history has shown us is eventually these literary rights pass to grandchildren or collateral descendents, or people who didn't actually know the writer and don't care about his wishes. It's just a cash cow to them.

I could go on about the fact that I've seen too many stories talking about what will happen if Martin doesn't complete the series, saying he will not allow it to be finished by another.  But it's a ridiculous discussion for several reasons.  One, he didn't actually say that.  Two, you never know what might change over the coming years.  Three, he won't be in control of his estate once he's gone.  And four, HE WILL FINISH IT! 

Stop worrying, he's got this.

Just be aware, if you're bored while you're waiting for Winds of Winter, don't pass the time writing Game of Thrones fan-fic.  Let's not anger the man, he's running out of Starks to kill.


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About the Author - Jeremy Shane

Jeremy was born in a small mountain village of a strange foreign land called Weystvurginea.  Banishment for liberal views saw him spend years wondering the east coast until he decided to bike to California.  When he saw how long a trip it was, he drove instead.  Now he's living it up in a low humidity climate, sometimes working on his photography and when not, he writes for us covering books (by way of his blog: Reading Realms), gaming, tv, movies, comics, conventions in the SoCal area, and creates a weekly webcomic: A Journey Through Skyrim.  If you look for him offline, start in the L.A. area; online start at: for his profile and all the social networks he's on... or just follow him on twitter, he seems to be on there a lot: @jeremyshane.


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