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Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaare Andrews' Infamous Weapon (NSFW)

Written by Jude Terror and Frank Miller on Tuesday, January 07 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaare Andrews' Infamous Weapon (NSFW)

The Outhouse has the scoop on the All New Marvel NOW! 'Weapon' teaser featuring Kaare Andrews (with pic)!

Source: Press Release

Marvel sent out another one of those goddamn single word on a black background All New Marvel NOW! teasers again today, this one featuring the word WEAPON and the name Kaare Andrews. Other sites are speculating on what the series could be about. Something to do with Weapon X? Wolverine? A literal weapon? They're all wrong. The Outhouse knows how to decode these things, and so we know exactly what this series will be about. It's the long awaited return of the most infamous "weapon" Andrews has ever drawn...















That's right, its Peter Parker's peen from Andrews' Spider-Man: Reign series. Image courtesy of The Beat, where this reporter goes for all his superhero genital needs.

You're welcome.

Asked for comment, the penis told The Outhouse that it was looking forward to making its long-awaited return to the Marvel Universe, which would, naturally, never be the same again.

Somewhat anti-climactically, here's the actual teaser:

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.


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