Source: Press Release
Marvel sent out another one of those goddamn single word on a black background All New Marvel NOW! teasers again today, this one featuring the word WEAPON and the name Kaare Andrews. Other sites are speculating on what the series could be about. Something to do with Weapon X? Wolverine? A literal weapon? They're all wrong. The Outhouse knows how to decode these things, and so we know exactly what this series will be about. It's the long awaited return of the most infamous "weapon" Andrews has ever drawn...
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW?
YOU CAN'T UNSEE THIS....
That's right, its Peter Parker's peen from Andrews' Spider-Man: Reign series. Image courtesy of The Beat, where this reporter goes for all his superhero genital needs.
Asked for comment, the penis told The Outhouse that it was looking forward to making its long-awaited return to the Marvel Universe, which would, naturally, never be the same again.
Somewhat anti-climactically, here's the actual teaser:
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