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13 Slays of Halloween: Altered (2006)

Written by Zechs on Tuesday, October 21 2014 and posted in Features

13 Slays of Halloween: Altered (2006)

There's probably an 50% chance Zechs will be "altered" by this movie. But will it be for the better?

Over the last two years for Halloween, I've done nothing but review Scream Factory releases. Though entertaining as heck movies (not to mention they're currently having a sale every week in celebration of this glorious holiday), this year I sought something more. Due to how you love to see me in utter dismay through my various Michael Bay experiences and see in me gittiness over things I do like), This year I decided that YOU would choose what I'd  see. So I sent the word out to various friends and people via the forums/twitter/Facebook. These are the choices. These are the Thirteen Slays of Halloween that I will endure. Will a film from these various selections break me or entertain me? Only one way to find out! Yes, this is going to be a reoccurring theme at the beginning of this article.

Day Two's fare is Altered (2006). Here's the trailer:


So there's a teaser, what did I think of the actual film? Well here's THAT video review:




So there's what I thought about Altered! Want me to view something really bad or something good? Well, I still have two entries left that I'm looking to fill just leave a message via the Facebook, Twitter, or via the forums.Tune in tomorrow for my look at Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)!! ..... I've already got the damn catchy theme song to this movie in my head. AND.. now you will too:



13 Slays of Halloween


Day One: American Mary (2012)

Day Two: Altered (2006)

Day Three: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Day Four: Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead (2011)

Day Five: Proxy (2013)

Day Six: Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

Day Seven: The Keep (1983)

Day Eight: Venom (2005)

Day Nine: Demoni (1985)

Day Ten: The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Day Eleven: The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

Day Twelve: John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)

Day Thirteen: Halloween 6: the Curse of Michael Myers/Producer's Cut (1995)

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