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13 Slays of Halloween: Monkey Shines (1988)

Written by Zechs on Monday, October 23 2017 and posted in Features

13 Slays of Halloween: Monkey Shines (1988)

Once again a movie proves that monkeys are a cunning vile evil creature, unlike gentle kindly radioactive dinosaurs.

Tonight's latest entry is a chiller directed by the late George A. Romero. It tells us of Mother Nature's greatest evil: the monkey. A jealous envious creature that'll destroy anything to get its way. Thankfully, no T-Rexes or Godzillas were harmed in this movie. Here's the trailer to Monkey Shines (1988) that stars Jason Beghe, John Pankow, and Kate McNeill:



My review:

Like I said, the next entry will not be It (2017), instead, it shall be a last minute change given the nature of this column. To bring horror to me, but also unknown cult horror. For that reason alone the next entry will be Magic (1978).

13 Slays of Halloween


Day One: The Graveyard Shift (1990)

Day Two: The Mangler (1995)

Day Three: The Devil's Wedding Night (1973)

Day Four: Monkey Shines (1988) 

Day Five: Magic (1978)


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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