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13 Slays of Halloween: The Lure (2017)

Written by Zechs on Thursday, October 26 2017 and posted in Features
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13 Slays of Halloween: The Lure (2017)

The more attention we give this property the more legitimate this high level of suckitude becomes.



In the second of two back-to-back modern horror. Tonight's entry is The Lure (2017). This one I was highly curious of given by how different the poster for the movie is. I mean look at the damn thing:

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Okay, da hell? Killer mermaid? What is this movie about? I have to know more. And then the trailer sold me more to it. Here it is (just a fair warning its nsfw):

My review:

 

Tomorrow's entry is one I've been looking forward to for quite some time. It's been one year since it was shown to me. Now I face it, Cry Baby Lane (2000) that stars Frank Langella and any movie that has him acting in it. Well, you just know you're going to get something highly memorable. 

 

 

 

13 Slays of Halloween

 

Day One: The Graveyard Shift (1990)

Day Two: The Mangler (1995)

Day Three: The Devil's Wedding Night (1973)

Day Four: Monkey Shines (1988) 

Day Five: Magic (1978)

Day Six: 976-EVIL (1988)

Day Seven: Bodom (2016)

Day Eight: The Lure (2017)

Day Nine: Cry Baby Lane (2000)





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About the Author - Zechs


Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


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