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Character Spotlight: Thunderbird

Written by J.M. Hunter on Thursday, July 14 2011 and posted in Features

This week, Hunter presents a humorous spotlight on Thunderbird!

Dog Information

Name :Thunderbird

Sex: Neutered Male


Color: Blue w/ red accents and fringe.

Age: 18 (supposedly when joined the military.)

Hair: Long and waving in the wind baby!

Markings/Distinguishing Characteristics:Dresses like an indian/native American circa Village People but with more biceps and a bad attitude.

Contact Information

Name:Marvel Comics c/editor of dead characters we might bring back.

Phone :(325) 555-0133

123 N. Main Street
Rochester, NY

E-Mail: Someonehelpme!

Last Seen

Location:Convenient X-Men Plot.

Date:March 13, 2010

Story: Thunderbird, aka John Proudstar was a member of the 2nd team of X-men formed by the always "brilliant", X-men founder Charles Xavier. On the team's second mission, Thunderbird was deemed disposable by the X-editors in what most Native American comic fans deemed a waste of a good characters and silently asked "Why couldn't it be Cyclops that jumped on that plane?" 

Thunderbird would make occasional appearances when it seemed the X-men needed to be reminded of the "friends" they lost in a haunting fashion. Let's be thankful though. He could've been done in like Maggot.
Dramatic Reenactment of Thunderbird's death

The Death of Thunderbird



Written or Contributed by: J.M. Hunter


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