Saturday, September 5, 2015 • Midnight Edition • "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Outhousers Staff Required to Battle to Death Over Holiday Weekend in 'Jemas Games'

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Outhousers Staff Required to Battle to Death Over Holiday Weekend in 'Jemas Games'

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

The Jemas Games will pit Outhouse staff against fellow writers, mutated freaks, and exotic creatures from Bill Jemas' personal menagerie in a battle to the death.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': C-3PO's New Arm Featured In Comic

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': C-3PO's New Arm Featured In Comic

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

You can catch him red-handed

It's No Longer Just Marvel's Shoddy Business Practices that are Rehashing the Nineties

It's No Longer Just Marvel's Shoddy Business Practices that are Rehashing the Nineties

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

Marvel revealed its December variant theme: Marvel '92!

Marvel Shocker: Identity of Totally Awesome Hulk Revealed!

Marvel Shocker: Identity of Totally Awesome Hulk Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

Who is that handsome man with the green skin and the faux hawk? Click to find out, True Believers!

Marvel Creative Committee Not Disbanded; Will Continue to Oversee Company Lunch Orders

Marvel Creative Committee Not Disbanded; Will Continue to Oversee Company Lunch Orders

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

The creative committee has maintained a grasp over lunch orders and some other important responsibilities in the wake of a vicious power struggle.

#ForceFriday Update:  Grown Man Successfully Outruns Small Children to Grab Last Rylo Ken Action Figure on Shelf.

#ForceFriday Update: Grown Man Successfully Outruns Small Children to Grab Last Rylo Ken Action Figure on Shelf.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

Let the celebrations begin! As fellow Star Wars fans, we know this special story will warm your heart.

Fox Planning A 'Mega Man' Film?

Fox Planning A 'Mega Man' Film?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

Hear that Capcom? Someone is interested in making more Mega Man.

Star Wars: Force Friday Frontline Report

Star Wars: Force Friday Frontline Report

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

He swore he wouldn't go to the debut night of Hasbro's Star Wars: the Force Awakens, but Zechs did (he's a hopeless addict like that). What did he find?

Cast Of 'Luke Cage' Grows (Updated)

Cast Of 'Luke Cage' Grows (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

If word on the street is right, we'll see a nurse, a Knight, a shady guy, and a couple of snakes.

Does Ike Perlmutter Have a Secret That Would Shut Down Bleeding Cool if Revealed?!

Does Ike Perlmutter Have a Secret That Would Shut Down Bleeding Cool if Revealed?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

That's the only reason we can come up with for Rich Johnston's sudden shift of allegiance.

Fox News Anchor Sues Hasbro Over Toy Hamster with the Same Name & Likeness

Fox News Anchor Sues Hasbro Over Toy Hamster with the Same Name & Likeness

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Fox News Anchor Harris Faulkner is suing Hasbro over a toy hamster that has her name and also bares a resemblance to her. No, we're not making this up.

BREAKING: Frank Cho Proves He's Still a Super Badass Rebel by Drawing Spider-Gwen Being Shot in Head While Shouting

BREAKING: Frank Cho Proves He's Still a Super Badass Rebel by Drawing Spider-Gwen Being Shot in Head While Shouting "Outrage"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Hopefully this doesn't result in more "censorship" of Cho by mean people on the internet.

Report: Ike Perlmutter Behind Lack of Black Widow Merchandise for Avengers: Age of Ultron

Report: Ike Perlmutter Behind Lack of Black Widow Merchandise for Avengers: Age of Ultron

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

This should come as a surprise to literally no one.

Marvel Shocker: Disney Considers Avengers: Age of Ultron a Failure?

Marvel Shocker: Disney Considers Avengers: Age of Ultron a Failure?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

So says Rich Johnston, who may be close to finally revealing that secret that would shut down a major comic book publisher!

It's Possible That Cartoon Network is Planning a New JLA Series

It's Possible That Cartoon Network is Planning a New JLA Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Then again, it's also possible they are not. It's Schrodinger's JLA series.

Academy Award Winning Actress Threatens Suicide if Marvel Makes Another Spider-Man Movie

Academy Award Winning Actress Threatens Suicide if Marvel Makes Another Spider-Man Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Emma Thompson finds superhero movies a little bit repetitive, it seems.

DC Reveals

DC Reveals "Your Logo Here" Dark Knight III Variant Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Nothing says "this isn't a blatant cash grab" like making a variant with the words "your logo here" on it.

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