Tuesday, March 3, 2015 • Morning Edition • "At least we're not The Comics Reporter!"
Secret Wars Has X-Tinction On Its Agenda

Secret Wars Has X-Tinction On Its Agenda

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

Cry Havok

More WTD Certified Variant Covers Released

More WTD Certified Variant Covers Released

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

They'll quack you up

EXXXCLUSIVE: First Look at

EXXXCLUSIVE: First Look at "The Great One" Brian Michael Bendis as The Kingpin in Daredevil

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

The first pictures of the bald villain hit the web today.

Disney Releases GOTG Soundtrack on Cassette, Immediately Sparks Comment Section Flame War

Disney Releases GOTG Soundtrack on Cassette, Immediately Sparks Comment Section Flame War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

"It's a collectible item, shit head."

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.

Marvel Debuts New

Marvel Debuts New "Faith No More" Song on Website

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

They're already rehashing everything else from the nineties, so why not?

Secret Wars: Korvac Is Back!

Secret Wars: Korvac Is Back!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

"A bad neighbor is a misfortune…"

Hawkeye Looks Sad That Nick Fury Left Him Out On His Avengers: Age Of Ultron Poster

Hawkeye Looks Sad That Nick Fury Left Him Out On His Avengers: Age Of Ultron Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

There, there…

Breaking: Stolen White Superhero Characters Surface in Seedy Local Pawn Shop

Breaking: Stolen White Superhero Characters Surface in Seedy Local Pawn Shop

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

The owner is unsure whether he will give the characters back or attempt to sell them on eBay for a modest profit.

Michelle Rodriguez on Playing Green Lantern:

Michelle Rodriguez on Playing Green Lantern: "Stop Stealing White People's Superheroes"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

The Fast & Furious actress made waves after dismissing a superhero movie rumor.

Adventure Time Will Make The Journey To Theaters

Adventure Time Will Make The Journey To Theaters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

Jake will be able to grow to fill the big screen

Tom Ellis is Lucifer

Tom Ellis is Lucifer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

In the TV show. Not in real life. We think.

Dean Cain and Helen Slater Join Supergirl Cast

Dean Cain and Helen Slater Join Supergirl Cast

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

The former superpersons will play secret roles in the upcoming show.

Secret Wars: New 'Runaways' Tear Across Battleworld! (Updated)

Secret Wars: New 'Runaways' Tear Across Battleworld! (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 27, 2015

School's out…

Lego Star Wars Makes The Jump To Disney XD With 'Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales'

Lego Star Wars Makes The Jump To Disney XD With 'Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 27, 2015

It's something to See-Threepio

To Make Video Go Viral, ISIL Militants Destroy Sacred, Color-Changing Cultural Artifact While Riding Llamas

To Make Video Go Viral, ISIL Militants Destroy Sacred, Color-Changing Cultural Artifact While Riding Llamas

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 27, 2015

In a post net-neutrality world, you have to do everything you can to stay on top of the trends.

Nick Fury Assembles More Avengers: Age Of Ultron Character Posters

Nick Fury Assembles More Avengers: Age Of Ultron Character Posters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 27, 2015

Rather than just give us one poster, Fury uses his initiative and gives us three.

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