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Suicide Squad Director Threatens Socialist Revolution in Response to Negative Reviews

Suicide Squad Director Threatens Socialist Revolution in Response to Negative Reviews

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

David Ayer isn't going to stand for the political and economic injustice inflicted upon blockbuster filmmakers by tyrannical critics.

Skydance To Produce A 'Sword Art Online' Live-Action TV Series

Skydance To Produce A 'Sword Art Online' Live-Action TV Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Beware, also working on a VR "experience"

Long-Ass Synopsis Released For Season 4 Of 'Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

Long-Ass Synopsis Released For Season 4 Of 'Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

What came before and what's to come.

'The Secret Life Of Pets' Gets A Sequel

'The Secret Life Of Pets' Gets A Sequel

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Looks like the cats aren't the only ones with multiple lives…

George Lucas Realizes Mistake, Starts To Buy Back Star Wars

George Lucas Realizes Mistake, Starts To Buy Back Star Wars

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Starting with all the art to Han Solo #1 and #2.

The First 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' TV Spot Reveals…

The First 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' TV Spot Reveals…

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

… Nothing new.

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

It explains the verbal fellatio Valnet Inc. Presents Comic Book Resources gave it.

Suicide Squad In-Depth Review (SPOILERS)

Suicide Squad In-Depth Review (SPOILERS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Interested in seeing Suicide Squad this weekend? Our review goes all the way up to 11!

Clickbait Articles Speculating on Peter Capaldi Leaving Doctor Who to Continue For Another Season

Clickbait Articles Speculating on Peter Capaldi Leaving Doctor Who to Continue For Another Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Capaldi will reportedly not be leaving the show after next season, extending articles about him leaving the show for another year.

Suicide Squad Director Apologizes for Saying What We All Think About Marvel

Suicide Squad Director Apologizes for Saying What We All Think About Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Even though, if we're being totally honest, he was right.

The Tick Shows Off His Less Impressive Butt

The Tick Shows Off His Less Impressive Butt

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Peter Serafinowicz's posterior falls second to the Man of Buns of Steel.

'Transformers: The Last Knight' Billboard Poster Made Clear

'Transformers: The Last Knight' Billboard Poster Made Clear

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Here there be dragons…

50 Cent To Get In On The Superhero Trend

50 Cent To Get In On The Superhero Trend

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

He plans to get rich off superheroes or die tryin'. Or at the least declare bankruptcy again.

'Star Trek: Discovery' Gets Its First Episode Director

'Star Trek: Discovery' Gets Its First Episode Director

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

Plus, how long can we expect this series to last?

Marvel Retitles Two Avengers Films To 'Avengers: Infinity War' And 'Untitled Avengers'

Marvel Retitles Two Avengers Films To 'Avengers: Infinity War' And 'Untitled Avengers'

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

Marvel is all about those adjectives.

Batman Joins Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Cast in Desperate Ratings Plea

Batman Joins Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Cast in Desperate Ratings Plea

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

Jason O'Mara is the new director of S.H.I.E.L.D. on the beleaguered ABC show.

Spider-Man: Homecoming Nearly Forgot to Cast Someone

Spider-Man: Homecoming Nearly Forgot to Cast Someone

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

In an initial oversight the film had added only 99.9% of all known and unknown actors.

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