Wednesday, April 1, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "Something about hobo piss."
Proof of Concept Teaser for 'The Leviathan'

Proof of Concept Teaser for 'The Leviathan'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

An animated test reel for basically Moby Dick in Space. ... Wouldn't that make Moby Dick a Space Kaiju? Yeah, that earns a watch now doesn't it?

Man Upset When Restaurant

Man Upset When Restaurant "Censors" Sandwich

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

The man blamed "social justice warriors" and "fascism" when a local restaurant removed his favorite sandwich from the menu.

Marvel Comics June 2015 Solicitations

Marvel Comics June 2015 Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

All the latest super-mega-crossover event books and their tie-ins!

DC Comics June 2015 Solicitations (Now With Less Batgirl Variants)

DC Comics June 2015 Solicitations (Now With Less Batgirl Variants)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

Things have finally calmed down enough for us to get to posting the solicits.

BREAKING: Mysterious Virus Turns World’s Population Irish

BREAKING: Mysterious Virus Turns World’s Population Irish

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

It is unclear if this is connected to an alleged terrorist attack that turned the Chicago River green.

What Nefarious Reason Forced Morena Baccarin To Skip Toronto Comic Con?  Hint: The “Deadpool” Movie

What Nefarious Reason Forced Morena Baccarin To Skip Toronto Comic Con? Hint: The “Deadpool” Movie

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

Or, so we've heard.

Nintendo IP Will Get Mobile Representation, Next Game Platform Teased

Nintendo IP Will Get Mobile Representation, Next Game Platform Teased

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

You must wait 5 minutes before reading the next part of this article, or fork over some cash…

Secret Wars 1602 Title In Which Angela Hunts Witches

Secret Wars 1602 Title In Which Angela Hunts Witches

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

Will you hunt this down?

DC Cancels Controversial Batgirl Variant, Cites Threats of Violence (And Forgets to Say They Were at People Who Criticized Cover)

DC Cancels Controversial Batgirl Variant, Cites Threats of Violence (And Forgets to Say They Were at People Who Criticized Cover)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 17, 2015

If you thought this situation couldn't get any more clusterfuckier, you were clusterfucking wrong.

Mattel's New

Mattel's New "Hello Barbie" Will Record Children's Voices, Send to Company Servers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

You'd think we were making this story up, but unfortunately, we are not.

Embattled Erik Larsen Quits Twitter

Embattled Erik Larsen Quits Twitter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Larsen was driven off the social media platform by responses to his comments about female superhero costumes.

Fanboy Rampage: Batgirl Writer Cameron Stewart Takes Erik Larsen to Task on Batgirl Costume Comments

Fanboy Rampage: Batgirl Writer Cameron Stewart Takes Erik Larsen to Task on Batgirl Costume Comments

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

It's a real slobberknocker!

John Cassaday to Stay on Star Wars Comic for Personal Best Six Issues in a Row

John Cassaday to Stay on Star Wars Comic for Personal Best Six Issues in a Row

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Congratulations to Mr. Cassaday on his unprecedented longevity!

Colleen Doran Banned from Facebook for Posting 90 Year Old Nipple Photo (NSFW)

Colleen Doran Banned from Facebook for Posting 90 Year Old Nipple Photo (NSFW)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

The Eisner-award winning creator has been voicing her dissent on Twitter all weekend.

Secret Wars: Uh Oh, Marvel Finally Reveals 'Renew Your Vows'

Secret Wars: Uh Oh, Marvel Finally Reveals 'Renew Your Vows'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Dan Slott goes into hiding.

In Odd Display of Parallelism, No One Sure When Game of Thrones TV Show Will End Either

In Odd Display of Parallelism, No One Sure When Game of Thrones TV Show Will End Either

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

The show may go for seven seasons or ten seasons, and may or may not include a movie.

Ultron Won't Face Us In His 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Character Poster

Ultron Won't Face Us In His 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Character Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Like Vision, he apparently likes to show us his butt.

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