Thursday, March 23, 2017 • Afternoon Edition • "Better than Bleeding Cool by that much."

Ortiz Lends Her Voice To The 'Wreck-It Ralph' Sequel

Ortiz Lends Her Voice To The 'Wreck-It Ralph' Sequel

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 7, 2017

An 8-bit part?

Marvel Unveils Teaser For X-Title Fans Have Demanded!

Marvel Unveils Teaser For X-Title Fans Have Demanded!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 7, 2017

Featuring two previously dead X-characters… wait, that's almost all of them…

Toonami Promo Video for Mamoru Oshii's 'Sand Whale & Me' Surfaces!

Toonami Promo Video for Mamoru Oshii's 'Sand Whale & Me' Surfaces!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 7, 2017

The five-part twenty-five-minute short film will premiere on Toonami on March 18th at 12:00 am (Eastern Standard Time).

Internet Goes Bonkers at Magneto Joining Hydra for 'Secret Empire'!

Internet Goes Bonkers at Magneto Joining Hydra for 'Secret Empire'!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 7, 2017

The internet has gone bonkers over the fact that Magneto is joining the Nazi allegory organization and Captain Hydra former America for the kooky event.

Abra Kadabra Will Be Causing Magical Mayhem on

Abra Kadabra Will Be Causing Magical Mayhem on "The Flash"

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on March 7, 2017

This makes things interesting. Click here to find out why -- POSSIBLE SPOILERS!

Rumor Has It Jeff Lemire Quit Marvel

Rumor Has It Jeff Lemire Quit Marvel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 7, 2017

Marvel's latest solicits have a severe lack of Lemire.

The Story They Missed: Homeless Population Vacated Streets, Claimed Squatter's Rights on Vacant ECCC Tables

The Story They Missed: Homeless Population Vacated Streets, Claimed Squatter's Rights on Vacant ECCC Tables

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Mainstream Comics Journalism won't admit the true epidemic that rocked Emerald City Comicon this weekend.

DC Teaming With Amazon For Digital Subscription Plan

DC Teaming With Amazon For Digital Subscription Plan

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Is DC doing something smart for once?

Amazon Reveals Synopsis for Marvel's 'Generations'!

Amazon Reveals Synopsis for Marvel's 'Generations'!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Amazon has a new listing and description for that mysterious teaser Marvel hyped. Sadly, it still confirms no involvement of either William Shatner or Patrick Stewart in it.

Fast Lane 2017 Results Cause Massive Plumbing Issues Across Country, US Sanitation Department Reports

Fast Lane 2017 Results Cause Massive Plumbing Issues Across Country, US Sanitation Department Reports

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Due to the WWE PPV last night, the US Sanitation department is reporting horrible plumbing issues across the country due to casual viewers experiencing massive amounts of sickness and nausea from watching the event.

Circle Chest Chooses Your Neighbor as Director

Circle Chest Chooses Your Neighbor as Director

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

We're just assuming he's the guy who lives next door.

ECCC: Mitch Gerads Will Be Artist On The Upcoming Batman/Swamp Thing Team-Up

ECCC: Mitch Gerads Will Be Artist On The Upcoming Batman/Swamp Thing Team-Up

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Swamp Thing continues to pop up in the most unexpected places.

Confused Over Constant Number Ones, Marvel To Go Back To Legacy Numbering

Confused Over Constant Number Ones, Marvel To Go Back To Legacy Numbering

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Marvel editor and ukelele player Jordan D. White said, "I'm not a drummer. I can count past four. I swear."

Walking Dead Showrunner Scott Gimple Knows More About Walking Dead Comics Than Robert Kirkman

Walking Dead Showrunner Scott Gimple Knows More About Walking Dead Comics Than Robert Kirkman

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Straight from the horse's mouth.

Oops Missed It. 'Spider-Woman' Ends In March (Very Minor Update)

Oops Missed It. 'Spider-Woman' Ends In March (Very Minor Update)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Which apparently was the plan all along.

Current Marvel Writer Says Marvel Would Win A New Marvel/DC Crossover

Current Marvel Writer Says Marvel Would Win A New Marvel/DC Crossover

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

In exchange, David F. Walker gets to stay employed.

Valiant Working On Series Of Digital TV Shows No One Will Watch

Valiant Working On Series Of Digital TV Shows No One Will Watch

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

They also showed footage highlighting Circle Chest's makeup.

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