Wednesday, April 1, 2015 • Midnight Edition • "Where keepin' it real goes wrong."
Missing Outhouse Reporter ThanosCopter Spotted in Deadpool #250 Preview

Missing Outhouse Reporter ThanosCopter Spotted in Deadpool #250 Preview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 13, 2015

The Outhouse icon will play an important role in The Death of Deadpool, just like he'd always hoped to do.

'Star Wars: Episode VIII' Force Pushes 'Fantastic Four 2'

'Star Wars: Episode VIII' Force Pushes 'Fantastic Four 2'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 13, 2015

But it's just a little poke…

Topps Wants You To Collect & Trade Star Wars Cards -- Digitally

Topps Wants You To Collect & Trade Star Wars Cards -- Digitally

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 13, 2015

So far, on iOS only…

The People's Reset: DC's Very Stupid Day

The People's Reset: DC's Very Stupid Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

It has been 0 days since DC Comics did something stupid.

DC Says YES to Five Dollar Comics on News Stand

DC Says YES to Five Dollar Comics on News Stand

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

And soon, you won't have any choice in the matter.

Disney Bans Smoking in Marvel Movies, World Immediately Becomes 20% Healthier

Disney Bans Smoking in Marvel Movies, World Immediately Becomes 20% Healthier

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Thank goodness! Smoking was a big problem in Marvel's movies previously.

Outhouse Shocker: 'Frozen' Sequel In The Works

Outhouse Shocker: 'Frozen' Sequel In The Works

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Frozen 2: Freeze Harder or Frozen 2: Snowy Boogaloo?

Star Wars Stand-Alone Film Titled, Episode VIII Date Confirmed (Updated)

Star Wars Stand-Alone Film Titled, Episode VIII Date Confirmed (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Are you ready for your annual Star Wars cinema fix?

DC, Why Would You Piss Off Walt Simonson?

DC, Why Would You Piss Off Walt Simonson?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Dammit, DC. You've been on a record-breaking streak. Don't make us do it!

Superman and Wonder Woman Get New

Superman and Wonder Woman Get New "Costumes," Plus What the Hell is Up With Bat Bunny?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

They can't all be winners. Sometimes, none of them can be winners. This is one of those latter times.

Armor All For 'Armor Wars' In Secret Wars

Armor All For 'Armor Wars' In Secret Wars

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

You get an armor! You get an armor! Everybody gets an armor!

Hotel Transylvania 2 Teaser Trailer

Hotel Transylvania 2 Teaser Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

We've got your first look to Hotel Transylvania 2!!!

Springfield, IL Willfully Hands Cobra Commander Key to City

Springfield, IL Willfully Hands Cobra Commander Key to City

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

The actual city of Springfield just gave the key of it's city to the greatest American alive. No, this reporter isn't making this up.

Secret Wars Gets Political With Addition Of

Secret Wars Gets Political With Addition Of "47 Senators" Book

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Unfortunately Lindsey Gramm was unable to return any of our emails requesting a statement.

Announcing Jamie S. Rich as DC’s Vertigo’s New Senior Editor

Announcing Jamie S. Rich as DC’s Vertigo’s New Senior Editor

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Check out his “sexy” pose.

Supergirl Shocker: New Pictures of Melissa Benoist as Melissa Benoist Revealed!

Supergirl Shocker: New Pictures of Melissa Benoist as Melissa Benoist Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Because if she's not wearing the Supergirl costume...

Bring On The Bad Guys - 6 Characters Added To Marvel's Daredevil TV Series

Bring On The Bad Guys - 6 Characters Added To Marvel's Daredevil TV Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Too many crooks in Hell's Kitchen…

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