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New Alex Maleev Iron Man Cover Reveals Upcoming

New Alex Maleev Iron Man Cover Reveals Upcoming "Crossing" Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

In which we remember simpler times, when quaint events like The Crossing were the worst things to happen to Marvel Comics.

Comixcast DNC 2016: Dieselfunk Glog Dispatch #3 - Young Voters and Not so Young Voters at DNC PHILLY!

Comixcast DNC 2016: Dieselfunk Glog Dispatch #3 - Young Voters and Not so Young Voters at DNC PHILLY!

By Tim Fielder in News with Benefits on July 29, 2016

Tim Fielder sends us art created live at Comixcast at the Democratic National Convention in Philly!

Adrianne Palicki Can't Return to S.H.I.E.L.D. Because of Totally Real Space Show With Seth MacFarlane

Adrianne Palicki Can't Return to S.H.I.E.L.D. Because of Totally Real Space Show With Seth MacFarlane

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2016

Do these look like two people who aren't telling the truth?!

REPORT: Faulty Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitt to Be Villain of Next Marvel Super-Mega-Crossover Event

REPORT: Faulty Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitt to Be Villain of Next Marvel Super-Mega-Crossover Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2016

As the comics-themed oven mitt continues to injure users, Marvel plans to capitalize on their misfortune with an event comic.

See Hoechlin As CW Supergirl's Superman

See Hoechlin As CW Supergirl's Superman

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 29, 2016

Still no briefs

It's Not a Dream! 'Phantasm: Remastered' and 'Phantasm: Ravager' to get Theatrical Runs!

It's Not a Dream! 'Phantasm: Remastered' and 'Phantasm: Ravager' to get Theatrical Runs!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 29, 2016

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY do I have some news about Phantasm Franchise!

Ace Reporter Zechs to Get Insanely More Drunk Due to Godzilla Whisky!!

Ace Reporter Zechs to Get Insanely More Drunk Due to Godzilla Whisky!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

On the eve of Shin Godzilla about to premiere in Japan, some poor soul just showed Ace Reporter Zechs that there is Shin Godzilla Whisky now available to purchase. You thought his articles were full of drunkiness before? JUST YOU WAIT!!

Retailer Criticizes Marvel's

Retailer Criticizes Marvel's "Prostate Cancer" Variants

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

Undoubtedly, the retailer and all of his customers have been blocked by Dan Slott on Twitter in response.

Comixcast DNC 2016: Dieselfunk Glog Dispatch #2 - More People on the Street DNC PHILLY!

Comixcast DNC 2016: Dieselfunk Glog Dispatch #2 - More People on the Street DNC PHILLY!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

Tim Fielder sends us art made live at Comixcast at the Democratic National Convention in Philly!

HBO Fires Longtime Sesame Street Cast Members in Real Life

HBO Fires Longtime Sesame Street Cast Members in Real Life "Red Wedding"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

The show's entire remaining old school cast has been let go, according to Bob McGrath, though it's unclear if this includes Loretta Long.

Breaking from Tradition Netflix Decides to Not Over Saturate Comic Book Market

Breaking from Tradition Netflix Decides to Not Over Saturate Comic Book Market

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

How will the industry survive without more products than it can support?

Feige: Spider-Man Film to Be Like Harry Potter, if Harry Potter Was Rebooted Three Times in Two Decades

Feige: Spider-Man Film to Be Like Harry Potter, if Harry Potter Was Rebooted Three Times in Two Decades

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

Boy actor Tom Holland would be 38 by the time the franchise was ready for another reboot.

REPORT: DC Comics Creators

REPORT: DC Comics Creators "Platooning" Over DC Rebirth

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

According to DC execs Dan Didio and Jim Lee, working for DC is a lot like the Vietnam War.

Steam Gamers Are Steamed at PC Ports of Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Games

Steam Gamers Are Steamed at PC Ports of Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Games

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

Gamers on the PC ports are reporting all sorts of DOOM (and not the good kind who's a Doctor), and the added bonus of over-charging for a ten and six year-old game.

Michael Keaton To Get Pigeon-Holed In Spider-Man: Homecoming

Michael Keaton To Get Pigeon-Holed In Spider-Man: Homecoming

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 27, 2016

More so Vulture-holed, but who's counting.

'American Horror Story' Season 6 Teasers

'American Horror Story' Season 6 Teasers

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on July 27, 2016

They are being very mysterious about the next season.

Comixcast DNC 2016: Dieselfunk Show Promo

Comixcast DNC 2016: Dieselfunk Show Promo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 27, 2016

A teaser for the new Dieselfunk Show posting video updates from Comixcast at the Democratic National Convention this week.

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