Sunday, November 23, 2014 • Midnight Edition • "We're the god damn Outhousers."
Heimdall Returns For More 'Torture' In Avengers: Age of Ultron

Heimdall Returns For More 'Torture' In Avengers: Age of Ultron

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 3, 2014

Elba says Loki's back too, who could have seen that coming?

Fox to Make Chris Claremont Gambit Movie with Channing Tatum

Fox to Make Chris Claremont Gambit Movie with Channing Tatum

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 1, 2014

The movie will be going forward with a screenwriter, Tatum, and Claremont attached.

Supergirl Casting Call Reveals Radically Different Versions of Jimmy Olsen, Cat Grant, Hank Henshaw

Supergirl Casting Call Reveals Radically Different Versions of Jimmy Olsen, Cat Grant, Hank Henshaw

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

The characters will be radically changed to help the show appeal to the octogenarians that form the majority of CBS's readership.

Hey, did you know Marvel Is Planning a Summer 2015 Event?  Now With More “Avengers Vs. X-Men”?

Hey, did you know Marvel Is Planning a Summer 2015 Event? Now With More “Avengers Vs. X-Men”?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

Don’t be too alarmed. I know this is shocking, but be grateful Marvel is giving us six months to prepare ourselves for the excitement of everything changing forever…again.

Rumor: Sony is Maybe Thinking About Possibly Considering Making a Female Spider-Man Character Team Movie

Rumor: Sony is Maybe Thinking About Possibly Considering Making a Female Spider-Man Character Team Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

It's a minuscule wisp of a rumor. Not even worth reporting really. Except for those unique hits!

Rumor: Warner Bros Drunk on Female-Driven Superhero Movies, May Make Wonder Woman Trilogy Spanning 100 Years

Rumor: Warner Bros Drunk on Female-Driven Superhero Movies, May Make Wonder Woman Trilogy Spanning 100 Years

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

It looks like the floodgates may have opened for female superheroes!

Take A Look At More Rocket And Groot Variant Covers

Take A Look At More Rocket And Groot Variant Covers

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

Especially appealing to furries and those who like wood.

Ewan McGregor Calls Star Wars Fans Parasitical Lowlifes and !@#$ing Wankers, Defends Phantom Menace, Kills Puppies for Sport

Ewan McGregor Calls Star Wars Fans Parasitical Lowlifes and !@#$ing Wankers, Defends Phantom Menace, Kills Puppies for Sport

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 30, 2014

Obie Wan is on the Jedi warpath.

Wes Craven, Steve Niles Team Up for Horror Comic with Shelf Life of One Week

Wes Craven, Steve Niles Team Up for Horror Comic with Shelf Life of One Week

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 30, 2014

The Halloween-themed comic was released this week as a digital exclusive on Amazon.

Zenescope Press Release Reads Like Perverted Family Holiday Newsletter

Zenescope Press Release Reads Like Perverted Family Holiday Newsletter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 30, 2014

In which we pick on Zenescope for pretty much no reason.

Ex Machina Marks Directorial Debut For Dredd Screenwriter Alex Garland.

Ex Machina Marks Directorial Debut For Dredd Screenwriter Alex Garland.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on October 30, 2014

Directorial debut for Dredd screenwriter Alex Garland tells the story of the ultimate Turing Test.

Marvel's Latest Teaser Renews Old Vows, Opens Old Wounds for Spider-Man Fans

Marvel's Latest Teaser Renews Old Vows, Opens Old Wounds for Spider-Man Fans

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 30, 2014

Because Dan Slott wants to attain immortality via fans' tears.

Today's Summer 2015 Return Event: Future Imperfect

Today's Summer 2015 Return Event: Future Imperfect

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 30, 2014

The title will be appearing… in the future.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Could Be Worse

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Could Be Worse

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 29, 2014

An optimistic look at the beleaguered show's ratings performance.

Destiny Expansion, The Dark Below, Releasing at Twenty Bucks

Destiny Expansion, The Dark Below, Releasing at Twenty Bucks

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on October 29, 2014

Finally! Something less cost efficient than a five dollar comic!

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' TV Spot from 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' TV Spot from 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 29, 2014

No strings attached; this version is official and in in high definition.

See The Agent Carter TV Spot

See The Agent Carter TV Spot

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 29, 2014

A short teaser

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