Tuesday, June 27, 2017 • Morning Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."

Michael Bay Assures Fans 'Transformers: The Last Knight' is Not an Over Three Hour Cinematic Abomination-- It's Only Just Two Hour Cinematic Abomination!

Michael Bay Assures Fans 'Transformers: The Last Knight' is Not an Over Three Hour Cinematic Abomination-- It's Only Just Two Hour Cinematic Abomination!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 3, 2017

The director became the soothing voice of calm in stating the latest Transformers movie would be the shortest one yet after rumors persisted the movie had an over three-hour runtime.

Bradley Whitford Joins 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' Cast!

Bradley Whitford Joins 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' Cast!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 3, 2017

The actor really wants to see that merman again.

Blu Hunt Cast As Danielle Moonstar In The New Mutants

Blu Hunt Cast As Danielle Moonstar In The New Mutants

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 2, 2017

Hunt is part Native American. Hopefully enough to appease the critics.

The World Is On Fire So Here's James Gunn Dancing As Baby Groot

The World Is On Fire So Here's James Gunn Dancing As Baby Groot

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 2, 2017

Gunn's dancing was reference for Baby Groot.

Boom Studios August 2017 Solicitations

Boom Studios August 2017 Solicitations

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 2, 2017

Highlights include Mech Cadet Yu #1, Hi-Fi Fight Club, #1, and Adventure Time/Regular Show #1.

First Clip From 'Marvel's Spider-Man' Cartoon Online

First Clip From 'Marvel's Spider-Man' Cartoon Online

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 2, 2017

It ain't spectacular, but it also isn't ultimate.

Henry Zaga Cast As Sunspot In The New Mutants

Henry Zaga Cast As Sunspot In The New Mutants

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 1, 2017

Not everything is sunny though, as the Brazilian is being criticized for being too fair-skinned.

Dynamite Entertainment August 2017 Solicitations

Dynamite Entertainment August 2017 Solicitations

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 1, 2017

Highlights include Turok #1, Gwar: Orgasmageddon #3, and Shadow #1.

Outhouse Shocker! Marvel Announces A New 'Runaways' Series

Outhouse Shocker! Marvel Announces A New 'Runaways' Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 1, 2017

YA author Rainbow Rowell to pilot the Leapfrog

A Review Of The Musical Graphic Novel Trent: A Light Tragedy With Music

A Review Of The Musical Graphic Novel Trent: A Light Tragedy With Music

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 1, 2017

It's the first release from the new Starburns Industries Press imprint.

Wizard World Insults Rob Liefeld By Naming Him First Inductee Into Hall Of Legends

Wizard World Insults Rob Liefeld By Naming Him First Inductee Into Hall Of Legends

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 1, 2017

Wizard World is best known for being the con circuit to only accept cash and checks for booths and tables.

Charlie Heaton In Talks For Cannonball In The New Mutants

Charlie Heaton In Talks For Cannonball In The New Mutants

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 31, 2017

Heaton is currently on Stranger Things.

Supergirl Casts Odette Annable As Season Three Villain Reign

Supergirl Casts Odette Annable As Season Three Villain Reign

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 31, 2017

Season three is loosely based on the World Killer storyline.

The Walking Dead's Second Showrunner Glen Mazzara To Develop Sin City For TV

The Walking Dead's Second Showrunner Glen Mazzara To Develop Sin City For TV

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 31, 2017

The show will be both true to and a departure from the source material, apparently.

Lebanese Government Officially Bans Wonder Woman Two Hours Before The Film's Release

Lebanese Government Officially Bans Wonder Woman Two Hours Before The Film's Release

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 31, 2017

A lobbyist group targeted the Israeli star Gal Gadot.

Harley Quinn Confirmed For Batman-Themed Show Gotham Before Batman

Harley Quinn Confirmed For Batman-Themed Show Gotham Before Batman

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 31, 2017

She'll appear in the season three finale.

Joe Books Becomes Third Publisher With Star Wars License That Isn't Dark Horse Comics

Joe Books Becomes Third Publisher With Star Wars License That Isn't Dark Horse Comics

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 31, 2017

The next logical step is Outhouse published Star Wars webcomics.

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