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Wonder Woman Wants Catwoman As Love Interest

Wonder Woman Wants Catwoman As Love Interest

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 7, 2016

Or she wants Storm. One or the other.

A 'Stranger Things' Highlight Reel Done With LEGOs

A 'Stranger Things' Highlight Reel Done With LEGOs

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on November 7, 2016

Season 1 Spoiler Warning, and a Season 2 teaser image.

Wizard World Files Suit Against Former Marketing Officer, Claims 1 Millions Dollars Stolen

Wizard World Files Suit Against Former Marketing Officer, Claims 1 Millions Dollars Stolen

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on November 6, 2016

$1,000,000 that could have been used to make your Wizard World Comic-Con less shitty.

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Score Poised To Be Incredible(s)

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Score Poised To Be Incredible(s)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 7, 2016

Is there a film this composer is not scoring?

New 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' TV Spot Brings A Lot Of Hope

New 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' TV Spot Brings A Lot Of Hope

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 6, 2016

Did Obama write this thing?

A 'DC Super Hero Girls' Quadruple Play

A 'DC Super Hero Girls' Quadruple Play

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on November 6, 2016

These are guaranteed to make you smile: Quinn-tessential Harley, Doubles Trouble, Dude Where's My Invisible Jet?, The Ring Of Mire.

'Rick & Morty' Homage Classic Movies in

'Rick & Morty' Homage Classic Movies in "Non-Cannonical Adventures"

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 5, 2016

The only thing missing in this collection of non-cannon shorts is a gory Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer short..

Toys Spoil Everything Again With 'Power Rangers' Movie by Revealing Megazord!

Toys Spoil Everything Again With 'Power Rangers' Movie by Revealing Megazord!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 5, 2016

This is so going to soul-crush your eyes.

The GREATEST Superman Villain Is FINALLY Showing Up on 'Supergirl'!!!

The GREATEST Superman Villain Is FINALLY Showing Up on 'Supergirl'!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 5, 2016

Metallo? Nah he just showed up. Lex Luthor? Ptf... like Mr. Clean can be scary. Doomsday? An utter joke compared to the one who'll be menacing Supergirl on November 21st.

Sandman Screenwriter Realizes Mistake, Leaves Movie

Sandman Screenwriter Realizes Mistake, Leaves Movie

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 4, 2016

He was seen leaving the studio claiming it should be a tv show instead.

Marvel Regrets Chris Claremont Contract That Paid Per Word

Marvel Regrets Chris Claremont Contract That Paid Per Word

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 4, 2016

They're still paying him despite his lack of writing.

Live Action 'Voltron' Could Be Headed Your Way

Live Action 'Voltron' Could Be Headed Your Way

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on November 4, 2016

Yeah, we've heard it before but this time a Writer and Producer are named.

Lego Batman Emerges Like Ipecac For The DCEU

Lego Batman Emerges Like Ipecac For The DCEU

By Justin Micallef in News with Benefits on November 4, 2016

At least three blood, goat, and character based sacrifices were made at the Church of Grim Dark to bring you this trailer

Mel Gibson Probably Not Going To Direct

Mel Gibson Probably Not Going To Direct "Iron Man 4"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 4, 2016

The director of “Crucifixion For Dummies” thinks that Marvel movies are “more violent than anything that [he’s] done”

'Big Hero 6' Movie Voice Cast (Mostly) Returns For Series

'Big Hero 6' Movie Voice Cast (Mostly) Returns For Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 3, 2016

1/3 of the main cast will not.

Columbia To Relaunch The 'Starship Troopers'

Columbia To Relaunch The 'Starship Troopers'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 3, 2016

Bugwatch?

Time Warner Employees Get To Keep Jobs After DC Shows Earn $1 Billion A Year

Time Warner Employees Get To Keep Jobs After DC Shows Earn $1 Billion A Year

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 3, 2016

Time Warner CEO also joked that Rebirth was a success.

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