Wednesday, December 17, 2014 • Evening Edition • "Voted best hair in high school."
Man With Two First Names, Gomez Addams Mustache to Play Apocalypse in X-Men: Apocalypse

Man With Two First Names, Gomez Addams Mustache to Play Apocalypse in X-Men: Apocalypse

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 24, 2014

Oscar Isaac is Apocalypse!

First Look at Hugh Jackman in

First Look at Hugh Jackman in "Pan"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 24, 2014

What an odd direction to go in for a Wolverine sequel.

Darkwing Duck Omnibus Rewritten without Writer's Consent, Claims Former Series Writer

Darkwing Duck Omnibus Rewritten without Writer's Consent, Claims Former Series Writer

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 24, 2014

Ian Brill, the writer of the 2010-11 Boom! series, claims that new publisher Joe Books has drastically changed the original comics.

Star Wars Trailer Coming This Weekend, Maybe to A Theater Near You

Star Wars Trailer Coming This Weekend, Maybe to A Theater Near You

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 24, 2014

Maybe (Updated with more theaters)

Constantine's First Season to Only Run 13 Episodes

Constantine's First Season to Only Run 13 Episodes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 24, 2014

That doesn't mean the NBC show has been cancelled...yet.

Want More Secret Wars? Pick Up The Secret Wars Box Set!

Want More Secret Wars? Pick Up The Secret Wars Box Set!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 22, 2014

Uh… If you can lift it.

Idiotic Polish Town Bans Winnie the Pooh for Obscenity,

Idiotic Polish Town Bans Winnie the Pooh for Obscenity, "Dubious Sexuality"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 22, 2014

We swear to god, we're not making this story up.

Outhouse Creates Own Gaelic Awards; Nominates Scotland's First Superhero, Saltire, for All of Them

Outhouse Creates Own Gaelic Awards; Nominates Scotland's First Superhero, Saltire, for All of Them

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

Who needs the Scottish Gaelic Awards anyway?!

Internet User Says Crap About FF. We Report it.

Internet User Says Crap About FF. We Report it.

By Gavin "Qualified to Produce Fantastic Four" Dillinger in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

A man claims to know the plot and has posted it all over sites where he can remain anonymous.

Roc Upchurch Off Rat Queens in Wake of Domestic Violence Arrest

Roc Upchurch Off Rat Queens in Wake of Domestic Violence Arrest

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

Series writer Kurtis J. Wiebe announced the change on his blog.

Yes, You Read That Right; The Stand To Be Four Movies

Yes, You Read That Right; The Stand To Be Four Movies

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

M-O-O-N, that spells “four”.

Lucasfilm's Strange Magic Trailer

Lucasfilm's Strange Magic Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

At least there's no Jar Jar… we think…


New Howard The Duck Series Coming Next March

New Howard The Duck Series Coming Next March

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

Quick, I’m a dog!

Chris Pratt (probably) Lands Lead Role In Cowboy Ninja Viking Movie

Chris Pratt (probably) Lands Lead Role In Cowboy Ninja Viking Movie

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

One wonders if the movie will have the conclusion the book never did.

Because U Demanded It: Marvel to Publish Deadpool Prose Novel

Because U Demanded It: Marvel to Publish Deadpool Prose Novel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

Called Paws, the novel will feature Deadpool vs dogs.

DC Comics Suing Spanish Soccer Team, Claims to Own Trademark to Bats

DC Comics Suing Spanish Soccer Team, Claims to Own Trademark to Bats

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2014

Looks like DC Comics is getting back in the stupid business.

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