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WWE Spoils Wrestlemania Main Event: Brock Lesnar to Win

WWE Spoils Wrestlemania Main Event: Brock Lesnar to Win

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Lesnar signed a new deal with WWE, so everyone can stop pretending Roman Reigns is going to carry the company.

NYU to Prepare Law Students for Next Generation of Comic Book Legal Battles

NYU to Prepare Law Students for Next Generation of Comic Book Legal Battles

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

The university has introduced a new course to ensure we will have enough Marc Toberoffs for the future.

Free Comic Book Day Gets More Mysterious With 'The Uncanny Inhumans' Backup

Free Comic Book Day Gets More Mysterious With 'The Uncanny Inhumans' Backup

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Mysterious or did intern Vlad Kozinkerov just tip over the ink bottle again?

Yet Another Secret Wars Book Announced: Captain Britain And The Mighty Defenders

Yet Another Secret Wars Book Announced: Captain Britain And The Mighty Defenders

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Is there such a thing as pre-event fatigue?

Yeah Science, Bitch! Boeing Patents Force Field

Yeah Science, Bitch! Boeing Patents Force Field

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

The future is now!

Q: Has Marvel Already Cast Captain Marvel? A: Everyone Seems To Think So.

Q: Has Marvel Already Cast Captain Marvel? A: Everyone Seems To Think So.

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

It’s on the internet, it must be true

Rumor: Marvel Holding Reshoots to Add Back in Plot Point They Made Edgar Wright Remove?!

Rumor: Marvel Holding Reshoots to Add Back in Plot Point They Made Edgar Wright Remove?!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Why did they bother driving him off the production in the first place?!

It’s Official: X-Files Revival A “Go”

It’s Official: X-Files Revival A “Go”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Because the movies did so well

Marvel Auditioning Teen-Agers To Play Spider-Man

Marvel Auditioning Teen-Agers To Play Spider-Man

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Preferably an Islamic gay black female of Hispanic descent

Marvel Reveals Part Of First Post-Secret Wars Book: All-New, All-Different Avengers

Marvel Reveals Part Of First Post-Secret Wars Book: All-New, All-Different Avengers

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Girls! Yuck!

EXXXCLUSIVE: The Real

EXXXCLUSIVE: The Real "Secret" Behind Marvel's "Secret Wars" Reboot Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

What could cause Marvel to reboot it's universe just a few years after DC rebooted theirs? The answer may not shock you!

Russo Brothers To Direct Both 'Avengers: Infinity War' Movies (Updated: Confirmed)

Russo Brothers To Direct Both 'Avengers: Infinity War' Movies (Updated: Confirmed)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Looks like a lot of war in the future for these brothers.

'Batman: Arkham Knight' Delayed Again, But Hey, New Gameplay Trailer!!

'Batman: Arkham Knight' Delayed Again, But Hey, New Gameplay Trailer!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 23, 2015

It was announced today that the game would be delayed AGAIN, but at least only for a few weeks, and will now be released on June 23rd instead of June 2nd. Plus, a new trailer that shows off the gameplay. So... win?

Oni Dutifully Presses On With March Madness Gimmick While Announcing Blood Feud From Bunn, Moss, and Filardi

Oni Dutifully Presses On With March Madness Gimmick While Announcing Blood Feud From Bunn, Moss, and Filardi

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 23, 2015

How does Cullen Bunn write so many comics?! Give somebody else a chance, Bunn!!!

Kevin Smith is Making a Mallrats 2?

Kevin Smith is Making a Mallrats 2?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 23, 2015

Apparently, he is.

Gal Gadot is

Gal Gadot is "Amused" By Your Pathetic Critiques of Her Body

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 23, 2015

The Wonder Woman actress laughs off the "empty talk" about her physique.

Marvel Wants You To 'Hail Hydra' During Secret Wars

Marvel Wants You To 'Hail Hydra' During Secret Wars

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 23, 2015

Longtime fans probably already thought that…

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