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'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Adds Two More Opponents For Coulson

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Adds Two More Opponents For Coulson

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

Everybody hates Coulson?

"Troll" Trolls J.K. Rowling with "Harry Potter Jr." Animated Movie and TV Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

The character in the 1986 film was named Harry Potter Jr.

CBR Willing to Publish Literally Anything; Takes Bendis Joke as

CBR Willing to Publish Literally Anything; Takes Bendis Joke as "Hint" of Second Iron Man Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

Today's headlines may cause you to lose all hope in humanity.

Slowest News Day Ever Continues as Walking Dead Cast Eats Cookie on Magazine Cover

Slowest News Day Ever Continues as Walking Dead Cast Eats Cookie on Magazine Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

The cast also touch butts in shocking new photos.

Grooming Shocker: Stephen Amell Will Never Wear Goatee in

Grooming Shocker: Stephen Amell Will Never Wear Goatee in "Arrow"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

The actor has confirmed the breaking news via Twitter.

Breaking: New Spider-Man Tom Holland Grounded by Marvel

Breaking: New Spider-Man Tom Holland Grounded by Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

In response, the actor has locked himself in his room and is blasting Taylor Swift.

Presumably Due to Poor Influence from Comics Industry, CW is Making a Grim and Gritty Reboot of Little Women

Presumably Due to Poor Influence from Comics Industry, CW is Making a Grim and Gritty Reboot of Little Women

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

The CW has been working with DC Entertainment for far too long.

Power/Rangers Producer and Pro Wrestling Yoga Guru to Bring Grim and Gritty Watchmen-inspired Superhero Drama to HBO

Power/Rangers Producer and Pro Wrestling Yoga Guru to Bring Grim and Gritty Watchmen-inspired Superhero Drama to HBO

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

Despite all common sense telling you so, that headline is not a joke.

Disney Execs Rejoice As Star Wars Vol 1 To Sell 200K+

Disney Execs Rejoice As Star Wars Vol 1 To Sell 200K+

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

They're finally seeing a return on that investment.

Report: Hercules to Wear Pants in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW! Series from Abnett and Ross

Report: Hercules to Wear Pants in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW! Series from Abnett and Ross

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

And not those sexy strappy things either. Legit pants.

Free Comics: Read Double Take's

Free Comics: Read Double Take's "Slab #1: The Doctor is In" for Free Right Now!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

It's free! What have you got to lose?! ONLY YOUR LIFE! Wait, scratch that, there's nothing to lose.

Is There A Future For 'Night Nurse' In The Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Is There A Future For 'Night Nurse' In The Marvel Cinematic Universe?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

You thought that was Daredevil? Not really…

Chris Pine Officially Joins

Chris Pine Officially Joins "Wonder Woman"

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

I think we've already had the Star Trek episode where Capt. Kirk seduces an Amazon...

Rumor: Channing Tatum to Exit Gambit Movie, Admit Whole Thing Was

Rumor: Channing Tatum to Exit Gambit Movie, Admit Whole Thing Was "Just Trolling"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

The finely chiseled abs... we mean actor is reportedly ready to leave the production.

Report: Over 150,000 Copies of Invincible Iron Man #1 to Sit Unsold in Back Issue Bins for Decades (UPDATE: 250,000)

Report: Over 150,000 Copies of Invincible Iron Man #1 to Sit Unsold in Back Issue Bins for Decades (UPDATE: 250,000)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

The post- Secret Wars Marvel comic has surpassed 200,000 retailer orders.

'Ant-Man': Mid-Credits Image & The Future Of Hank Pym

'Ant-Man': Mid-Credits Image & The Future Of Hank Pym

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

Contains a SPOILER if you haven't seen the Ant-Man movie…

Good News Everyone!:Your Day Won’t Be Ruined By Fantastic Four Reviews Until Day Of Release

Good News Everyone!:Your Day Won’t Be Ruined By Fantastic Four Reviews Until Day Of Release

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

It’s those good people over at Twentieth Century Fox looking out for our best interests.

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