Thursday, July 2, 2015 • Evening Edition • "But first you're gonna blow me!"
Adidas Making Things Vaguely Resembling Sneakers Themed After Marvel's Avengers

Adidas Making Things Vaguely Resembling Sneakers Themed After Marvel's Avengers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk will each get their own shoe.

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From The Creators of "Borderlands" Comes A New Trailer For "Battleborn"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

"For every type of badass"

Disney to Adapt Live-Action

Disney to Adapt Live-Action "Night on Bald Mountain" from Fantasia

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

The nightmare-inducing ending to the classic Disney movie "Fantasia" will be re-made to haunt a new generation.

Nerd X-Mas Comes Early as Joel McHale Joins X-Files

Nerd X-Mas Comes Early as Joel McHale Joins X-Files

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

McHale will play a conservative talk show host on the X-Files revival.

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Featuring Punisher, Ghost Rider, Blade, She-Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Cloak and Dagger, and Benedict Cumberbatch!

Samuel L. Jackson Not Sure Why He's Not In Civil War; Wants To Do Even More Marvel Movies

Samuel L. Jackson Not Sure Why He's Not In Civil War; Wants To Do Even More Marvel Movies

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Well that title just basically covered the entire article's content.

All-New, All-New Different Marvel Will Bring ~60 All-New #1s

All-New, All-New Different Marvel Will Bring ~60 All-New #1s

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

It's not a reboot! It's a "season".

'Tangled' Swings To TV As A Series

'Tangled' Swings To TV As A Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Expect it to hair in 2017.

Robotech Director: They've Chosen Wan

Robotech Director: They've Chosen Wan

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Unknown if Valkyries will be transformable cars now.

Furious 7 Director James Wan to Direct Aquaman

Furious 7 Director James Wan to Direct Aquaman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

It will basically be like Furious 7, but underwater.

Warner Bros Exec Says DC Not Making Superhero Movies

Warner Bros Exec Says DC Not Making Superhero Movies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

They're making "movies about superheroes."

Funko Announces Fallout, Skyrim, and Elder Scrolls Online Additions To Their POP! Games Collection

Funko Announces Fallout, Skyrim, and Elder Scrolls Online Additions To Their POP! Games Collection

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

Or - I How I Learned To Stop…Shut Up And Take My Money!

Secret Wars Spoilers: Doom's Face Revealed!

Secret Wars Spoilers: Doom's Face Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

You won't believe what Doom's face looks like, or some other lede that will make you have to click this article!

Treating It As A Bigger Deal Than It Is: Major Star Wars Canon Change (SPOILERS For Star Wars #6)

Treating It As A Bigger Deal Than It Is: Major Star Wars Canon Change (SPOILERS For Star Wars #6)

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

I have a really bad feeling about this.

“Fallout 4:” aka “Want To Kill Some MassHoles?” Teaser Trailer & Screen Shots

“Fallout 4:” aka “Want To Kill Some MassHoles?” Teaser Trailer & Screen Shots

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

Still, no real details released

Female Additions Join The 'Transformers' Movie Brain Trust

Female Additions Join The 'Transformers' Movie Brain Trust

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

No, we don't mean Arcee and Chromia.

See Ant-Man's First TV Spot

See Ant-Man's First TV Spot

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

Meant for the small screen.

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