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Marvel Now Teasing

Marvel Now Teasing "Years of Future Past" as Blockbuster Event Machine Spins Out of Control!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

The never-ending event cycle will lead to the end of the world as we know it! (and we feel fine)

WB Formally Announces DC Slate of Films

WB Formally Announces DC Slate of Films

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

Among the big surprises: a two part Justice League movie and a Suicide Squad film.

Outhouse Hopes to Exploit Wolverine's Death, Inevitable Return with

Outhouse Hopes to Exploit Wolverine's Death, Inevitable Return with "IsWolverineStillDead.com"

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

The snarky news site has created an easy to use resource to track Wolverine's status among the dead.

See Michael Douglas On The Ant-Man Movie Set As Hank Pym

See Michael Douglas On The Ant-Man Movie Set As Hank Pym

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

He's the spitting image… of Michael Douglas

Your Doctor Strange Movie Rumor Of The Day: Ewan McGregor

Your Doctor Strange Movie Rumor Of The Day: Ewan McGregor

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

Is he the Doc you're looking for?

Concept Art of Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang for Michael Bay's TMNT 2 Oozes Online

Concept Art of Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang for Michael Bay's TMNT 2 Oozes Online

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

Possible concept art for the two evil mutants and the evil warlord of Dimension X have been accidentally leaked.

Aspen Buys Big Dog Ink; Cumming For Zenescope Next?

Aspen Buys Big Dog Ink; Cumming For Zenescope Next?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

JUDE: RU, you misspelled… RU: What? JUDE: Never mind

Asbury Park Comic Con Moves to Seacaucus, Becomes East Coast Comic Con

Asbury Park Comic Con Moves to Seacaucus, Becomes East Coast Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

Attendees will now have to drive twenty minutes to purchase cocaine and heroin.

Power Hungry James Gunn Delivers Guardians of the Galaxy Ultimatum

Power Hungry James Gunn Delivers Guardians of the Galaxy Ultimatum

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

The director refuses to include Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting on the soundtrack to the sequel.

Wonder Woman Movie To Use New Origin In Movie…What, What? There's a NEW Origin?

Wonder Woman Movie To Use New Origin In Movie…What, What? There's a NEW Origin?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

“I just assumed she was still some sort of dominatrix made from clay. Basically, every fanboys dream golem.” ~ sdsichero

Outhousers’ Reporters Fight To The Death Over Deadspin Article.

Outhousers’ Reporters Fight To The Death Over Deadspin Article.

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

On one hand, this is this week’s Best Thing Ever! On the other, it's Randy Orton.

Want to Turn the Most Special Moment of Your Life into a Public Spectacle for Comic Book Nerds?

Want to Turn the Most Special Moment of Your Life into a Public Spectacle for Comic Book Nerds?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

The Wedding Bomb has the solution for you: get married at Stan Lee's Comikaze!

Top Ten List Of Bad Joke Headlines Outhouse Writers Could Come Up With Regarding NYCC Attendance Record

Top Ten List Of Bad Joke Headlines Outhouse Writers Could Come Up With Regarding NYCC Attendance Record

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

I know this looks like a lazy way to write an article…

OHCC Exclusive: Is DC Planning To Kill Off Lois Lane? *SPOILERS for Batman/Superman #15*

OHCC Exclusive: Is DC Planning To Kill Off Lois Lane? *SPOILERS for Batman/Superman #15*

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

If it looks like a duck...

Marvel Teases Age of Ultron/Marvel Zombies Crossover

Marvel Teases Age of Ultron/Marvel Zombies Crossover

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

Okay...

BREAKING: Marvel Plans on Adapting

BREAKING: Marvel Plans on Adapting "Civil War" Story in Captain America 3, Make Robert Downey Jr. Worse Than Satan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

Downey is allegedly close to signing a deal to appear as the villain of Captain America 3.

Report: Keanu Reeves Too Sophisticated an Actor to Play Doctor Strange Says Keanu Reeves

Report: Keanu Reeves Too Sophisticated an Actor to Play Doctor Strange Says Keanu Reeves

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

In a recent interview, Reeves addressed fan demands that he play the Sorcerer Supreme, saying he's unsure the material would be at his level.

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