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Darth Vader Goes Out Big! Big In Cost That Is!

Darth Vader Goes Out Big! Big In Cost That Is!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

The final issue is only $5.99 for 40 pages! A bargain!

Gareth Edwards Out as 'Godzilla 2' Director

Gareth Edwards Out as 'Godzilla 2' Director

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

The director to the 2014 original has left the sequel to pursue more personal projects.

Actress Wearing Jacket With Red and Gold Stripes Prompts Baseless Speculation From Click-Starved Website

Actress Wearing Jacket With Red and Gold Stripes Prompts Baseless Speculation From Click-Starved Website

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

A recent Glamour magazine cover has Newsarama grasping at straws for a Captain Marvel clickbait article.

Friends, Family Worried as Simon Kinberg Hopes for Fantastic Four Sequel

Friends, Family Worried as Simon Kinberg Hopes for Fantastic Four Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

The screenwriter may have suffered a traumatic brain injury, based on recent delusional and self-destructive behavior.

REPORT: Disney Busted in Massive Counterfeit Scheme

REPORT: Disney Busted in Massive Counterfeit Scheme

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

Authorities have put a stop to Disney's fraudulent "Disney Dollars."

ABC Doesn't Want Marvel's Most Wanted

ABC Doesn't Want Marvel's Most Wanted

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

Funny, that's how everyone on Earth feels about the god damn Inhumans.

Darwyn Cooke Receiving Palliative Care Following Battle With “Aggressive

Darwyn Cooke Receiving Palliative Care Following Battle With “Aggressive" Cancer

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

The Eisner Award-winning cartoonist’s wife is asking for privacy as the “go through this very difficult time.”

Marvel Wants You To Add 'Marvel Tsum Tsum' To Your Comic Stack

Marvel Wants You To Add 'Marvel Tsum Tsum' To Your Comic Stack

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

Plushies, a game, and soon to be a comic.

Classic Atari Arcade Games 'Centipede' & 'Missile Command' Headed To The Big (Not CRT) Screen

Classic Atari Arcade Games 'Centipede' & 'Missile Command' Headed To The Big (Not CRT) Screen

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

Did they not learn from Pixels?!

Next Week Will be Our First Look Back at Jack! Samurai Jack!

Next Week Will be Our First Look Back at Jack! Samurai Jack!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Long ago in a distant press conference, I ZECHS THE DARKNESS EVERY EDITOR FEARS unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE article on the new season of that foolish Samurai!

Stealing Lifeforce From Better Shows Like Agent Carter and Galavant, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Survives Cancellation

Stealing Lifeforce From Better Shows Like Agent Carter and Galavant, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Survives Cancellation

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Truly, no other show has mastered the dark arts like Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

'Jurassic World' Co-Writer Joins Up With 'Pacific Rim 2'

'Jurassic World' Co-Writer Joins Up With 'Pacific Rim 2'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Derek Connolly, who previously co-write Jurassic World, has been brought on board to tinker with the script.

SUIT UP! Gundam Returns to Toonami!!

SUIT UP! Gundam Returns to Toonami!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans will be replacing Dimension W when that series comes to an end in May.

Grim and Gritty Archie TV Show

Grim and Gritty Archie TV Show "Riverdale" Coming to CW This Year

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Sure, we knew that already. But it's now super double-dog official! Oh, just click it!

It's Official: Supergirl Ends Run on Network Television

It's Official: Supergirl Ends Run on Network Television

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

It's moving to the CW. What? Come on, CW is hardly a "network."

DC Still Can't Get !@#$ Together, Announces Delays for Pre-Rebirth Justice League Books

DC Still Can't Get !@#$ Together, Announces Delays for Pre-Rebirth Justice League Books

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Presumably, they're just working round the clock on solving the pervasive sexual harassment problem and don't have time for anything else. Right? Right??

In Case You Missed It The Last Five Times, NBC is Going Forward With DC

In Case You Missed It The Last Five Times, NBC is Going Forward With DC "Powerless" Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

We're sure we just reported on this a few months ago.

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