Sunday, July 5, 2015 • Morning Edition • "For when life fails you."
Iron Man Will Be Bendis'd in All-New, All-Different Marvel NOW!

Iron Man Will Be Bendis'd in All-New, All-Different Marvel NOW!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

The new series will feature the 616 version of Tony Stark.

Scientists Name Newly Discovered Dinosaur After Hellboy

Scientists Name Newly Discovered Dinosaur After Hellboy

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

A newly discovered dinosaur is named after the famous Mike Mignola character. And yet, scientists continue to refuse to name any dinosaurs after The Outhouse.

The 'Peanuts' Gang Await Their Movie In A New Poster

The 'Peanuts' Gang Await Their Movie In A New Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

Charlie Brown probably had to pay full price.

Jason Statham Not Playing Bullseye in Marvel's

Jason Statham Not Playing Bullseye in Marvel's "Daredevil"

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

Melissa McCarthy's "Spy" co-star is this author's pick to play a classic Daredevil villain.

Fight Club Prequel Story Gets Vinyl Audiobook

Fight Club Prequel Story Gets Vinyl Audiobook

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

The comic book Fight Club prequel gets a vinyl audiobook which will be released in June. However, hipsters already have it.

#GamesSoWhite Blowing Up on Twitter with the Usual Results

#GamesSoWhite Blowing Up on Twitter with the Usual Results

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

A hashtag on Twitter about race in video games shows that gamers are open-minded and willing to support change. Teaser written in Bizarro-speak for author's need for some positivity.

Mostly-New, Pretty-Different All-New, All-Different Marvel Image Emerges

Mostly-New, Pretty-Different All-New, All-Different Marvel Image Emerges

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

We gotcher mutants right hea!

'Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles' Trailer

'Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles' Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

A trailer for the Machinima exclusive mini-series is out showing off the dark world these versions of the Trinity inhabit.

Star Wars: Uprising RPG Taps (Or Swipes) Into The Post OG Trilogy Universe

Star Wars: Uprising RPG Taps (Or Swipes) Into The Post OG Trilogy Universe

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Will this Force you to download a mobile game?

Facial Hair Shocker: Sebastian Stan Grows Beard For Captain America: Civil War

Facial Hair Shocker: Sebastian Stan Grows Beard For Captain America: Civil War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Nothing will ever be the same again!!! Until he shaves.

Dark Horse Handing Out Editorial Promotions Willy Nilly

Dark Horse Handing Out Editorial Promotions Willy Nilly

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

The publisher has seemingly gone crazy, giving editorial promotions to everyone they encounter.

Adidas Making Things Vaguely Resembling Sneakers Themed After Marvel's Avengers

Adidas Making Things Vaguely Resembling Sneakers Themed After Marvel's Avengers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk will each get their own shoe.

From The Creators of

From The Creators of "Borderlands" Comes A New Trailer For "Battleborn"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

"For every type of badass"

Disney to Adapt Live-Action

Disney to Adapt Live-Action "Night on Bald Mountain" from Fantasia

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

The nightmare-inducing ending to the classic Disney movie "Fantasia" will be re-made to haunt a new generation.

Nerd X-Mas Comes Early as Joel McHale Joins X-Files

Nerd X-Mas Comes Early as Joel McHale Joins X-Files

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

McHale will play a conservative talk show host on the X-Files revival.

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Featuring Punisher, Ghost Rider, Blade, She-Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Cloak and Dagger, and Benedict Cumberbatch!

Samuel L. Jackson Not Sure Why He's Not In Civil War; Wants To Do Even More Marvel Movies

Samuel L. Jackson Not Sure Why He's Not In Civil War; Wants To Do Even More Marvel Movies

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Well that title just basically covered the entire article's content.

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