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Breaking: NaNoWriMo May Merge With Movember to Create 'Perfect Storm' of Insufferable People.

Breaking: NaNoWriMo May Merge With Movember to Create 'Perfect Storm' of Insufferable People.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on November 4, 2015

If you have a Facebook or Twitter feed, we advise seeking shelter immediately.

Jim Lee Plans Final Appearance Before Winter Hibernation at New Jersey Comics Expo

Jim Lee Plans Final Appearance Before Winter Hibernation at New Jersey Comics Expo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 4, 2015

Lee will engage in two straight hours of activity, the most since his Batman: Hush run in 2003.

Flawless Live Tweeting Carries Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to Another Ratings Triumph

Flawless Live Tweeting Carries Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to Another Ratings Triumph

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 4, 2015

If hearts and retweets were ratings, SHIELD would be number one!

RUMOR: Disney to Phase Out Slave Leia in Future Merchandise

RUMOR: Disney to Phase Out Slave Leia in Future Merchandise

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 4, 2015

The endangered male gaze will be choked and tossed into a sarlacc pit, according to the latest rumors!

See Trailer 2 For 'Kung Fu Panda 3'

See Trailer 2 For 'Kung Fu Panda 3'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 4, 2015

Also meet the bad guy this time around.

It's About

It's About "It's About Disclosure in Comics Journalism"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015


BREAKING: GOP Looks To Comics Media For Moderators of Next “Softball” Debate

BREAKING: GOP Looks To Comics Media For Moderators of Next “Softball” Debate

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015

The “Grand Old Party” is asking each site to provide their Top Ten inoffensive questions for review.

Tough New Head of Security Promises to Stop People From Breaking Into Comics.

Tough New Head of Security Promises to Stop People From Breaking Into Comics.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015

The former Fort Knox Guard has installed a variety of security measures including laser beams, attack dogs, and even a moat to prevent aspiring creators from breaking in.

Alan Payne Leaves IDW; Vows Revenge on Junkies That Killed His Family

Alan Payne Leaves IDW; Vows Revenge on Junkies That Killed His Family

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015

We're pretty sure we've done our research on this one.

'Warcraft' Movie Gets A New Poster & Trailer Date (Updated With Teaser)

'Warcraft' Movie Gets A New Poster & Trailer Date (Updated With Teaser)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

Just so you don't get caught by surprise.

Will Stuhlbarg Go West With 'Doctor Strange'?

Will Stuhlbarg Go West With 'Doctor Strange'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

Actor in talks to play in a role in the upcoming movie

Double Take First Issues Sell Out, Jemas Celebrates By Buying Outhouse, Rebooting

Double Take First Issues Sell Out, Jemas Celebrates By Buying Outhouse, Rebooting

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

Because nobody learned their lesson the first time!

CBS Announces New Star Trek Series, Available Only By Torrent After First Episode

CBS Announces New Star Trek Series, Available Only By Torrent After First Episode

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

The series will attempt to boldly go where no man or woman has gone before: CBS All Access.

Modern-Day Nostradamus Always Knows What Will Happen on The Walking Dead.

Modern-Day Nostradamus Always Knows What Will Happen on The Walking Dead.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

One man's uncanny ability to predict key moments in the zombie survival series has left co-workers astonished and scratching their heads.

Watch Jesse Custer Dance Around The Plot In Preacher Trailer!

Watch Jesse Custer Dance Around The Plot In Preacher Trailer!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

According to the trailer, Jesse Custer used to be a violent guy. That's all.

Toho and Voltage Pictures Settle Their

Toho and Voltage Pictures Settle Their "Colossal" Lawsuit!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

The two parties came to an agreement and the lawsuit dropped. We can now see Anne Hathaway pilot a mecha and fight a Kaiju!

Leaked Emails Latest Volley in Battle Over Hannah Means Shannon's Relationship with Dark Horse

Leaked Emails Latest Volley in Battle Over Hannah Means Shannon's Relationship with Dark Horse

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 1, 2015

In more shocking news, people like Jude Terror.

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