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BREAKING: Agents of SHIELD's Ratings Still Mediocre, But Here's a Picture of Bobbi Morse To Make Up For It

BREAKING: Agents of SHIELD's Ratings Still Mediocre, But Here's a Picture of Bobbi Morse To Make Up For It

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

Numbers weren't great for last night's premiere, but hey, here's a picture of Bobbi Morse to make up for it!

A Hint At A Future Cinematic Hawkeye Appearance?

A Hint At A Future Cinematic Hawkeye Appearance?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

Besides being in that little film called Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Fox News Viewer Swayed by Internet Criticism of Network's Popeye and Comics Sexualization Segment

Fox News Viewer Swayed by Internet Criticism of Network's Popeye and Comics Sexualization Segment

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

The internet made a difference! Yayyyyy!

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD Showrunners Do Best to Appear to Be Answering Questions Before Season Finale

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD Showrunners Do Best to Appear to Be Answering Questions Before Season Finale

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

In an interview on CBR, the venerable Joss Whedon's brother and Joss Whedon's brother's wife answer fourteen fan questions without revealing any useful information whatsoever!

Preorder Guardians of the Galaxy Blu Ray Now, Find Out When it Comes Out Later

Preorder Guardians of the Galaxy Blu Ray Now, Find Out When it Comes Out Later

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

Amazon has the Guardians of the Galaxy Blu Ray and DVD available for preorder.

Details on X-Men: Apocalypse Revealed, Including Possible Recasting

Details on X-Men: Apocalypse Revealed, Including Possible Recasting

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

Simon Kinberg provides ambiguous answers to all your burning questions!

Breaking: Three-Breasted Woman a Fake, Wears Prosthesis

Breaking: Three-Breasted Woman a Fake, Wears Prosthesis

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

Well, that was fast.

Gotham Debuts to 8 Million Viewers, 3.2 Rating

Gotham Debuts to 8 Million Viewers, 3.2 Rating

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

It was a strong series opener for Fox and DC's Batman without Batman show.

Marvel Cancels Future Milo Manara Variants in Wake of Spider-Woman-Gate

Marvel Cancels Future Milo Manara Variants in Wake of Spider-Woman-Gate

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

At least two upcoming Milo Manara variants have been canceled after the negative reaction to the infamous Spider-Woman cover.

The Sequentialist, A New Cartoon Newspaper, Launches in Columbus, OH

The Sequentialist, A New Cartoon Newspaper, Launches in Columbus, OH

By Christian in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

Featuring a mix of local interest stories and syndicated strips, the Sequentialist made its debut in Columbus, OH last night.

Agent Carter Gets A Boss

Agent Carter Gets A Boss

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

Shea Whigham cast as chief.

Toonami: 'Beware the Batman' & 'Sym-bionic Titan' Bounced from Network

Toonami: 'Beware the Batman' & 'Sym-bionic Titan' Bounced from Network

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

Both shows are leaving the animated block after THIS WEEK due to being "written off" by Cartoon Network.

Bleeding Cool Article Claims Cosplayers Ruining Comic Cons

Bleeding Cool Article Claims Cosplayers Ruining Comic Cons

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2014

According to the article, they're taking money away from true industry professionals.

New SyFy Cultural Orgasm

New SyFy Cultural Orgasm "Lavalantula" To Combine Giant Fire-Breathing Spiders With Survivors Of Police Academy Film Series.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on September 22, 2014

New SyFy movie project pits Police Academy cast members with giant fire-breathing spiders.

Cubano Review: Superman Saved by Whales in Aquaman Easter Egg in Man of Steel?

Cubano Review: Superman Saved by Whales in Aquaman Easter Egg in Man of Steel?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 22, 2014

El Presidente is back with the hottest scoop since... okay, maybe not the hottest... lukewarm would be more accurate.

Blogger Has Difficulty Reporting That Bryan Singer Will Direct X-Men: Apocalypse in Wake of Sexual Abuse Scandals

Blogger Has Difficulty Reporting That Bryan Singer Will Direct X-Men: Apocalypse in Wake of Sexual Abuse Scandals

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2014

Fox has finalized the deal for Singer to direct the upcoming X-Men movie, now that Singer has cleared up those sexual abuse lawsuits from earlier this year.

Marvel Teases Death of Deadpool

Marvel Teases Death of Deadpool

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 22, 2014

Everything's Coming Up Roses for Outhouse Editor in Chief and renowned Deadpool hater Christian Hoffer

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