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Kevin Feige Creates Time Machine and Goes Back to Start Similarly-Named Toy Franchise to Inhumans to Screw With Ike Perlmutter

Kevin Feige Creates Time Machine and Goes Back to Start Similarly-Named Toy Franchise to Inhumans to Screw With Ike Perlmutter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 24, 2015

Will Feige stop at nothing to terrorize poor Ike?!

Gerard Way Has Good Vibes About

Gerard Way Has Good Vibes About " Something New Involving Comics"

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on December 24, 2015

The former MCR frontman pledges to moisturize comics.

High on Xmas Spirit, Jemas to Reopen Double Take Free Digital Comic Promotion

High on Xmas Spirit, Jemas to Reopen Double Take Free Digital Comic Promotion

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 23, 2015

If you register at their website, you can read all twenty Double Take comics for free!

Warner Bros Lawyers To Miss Christmas As DC Goes Lawsuit Crazy!

Warner Bros Lawyers To Miss Christmas As DC Goes Lawsuit Crazy!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

We'll probably get sued just for mentioning kryptonⓇ and kryptoniteⓇ.

Batman v Superman Cereals As Bland As DC's Comics Output

Batman v Superman Cereals As Bland As DC's Comics Output

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

Caramel Crunch is not a flavor, General Mills.

Latest Trailer For

Latest Trailer For "DC's Legends of Tomorrow"

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

Vandal Savage monologues the details of his world-changing scheme.

Marvel Collector Corps Shocker! February’s Theme Is Deadpool

Marvel Collector Corps Shocker! February’s Theme Is Deadpool

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

One has to wonder if the lack of a right foot is a purposefully shout out to co-creator Rob Liefeld.

Xmas Comes Early as Bleeding Cool's

Xmas Comes Early as Bleeding Cool's "Most Powerful" Person in Comics Revealed to Be Raving Lunatic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

Thank you, Santa Claus! Best Xmas ever!

Gwenpool Gets Ongoing From Marvel

Gwenpool Gets Ongoing From Marvel

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

From the files of “I don’t get it.”

CBS Shows How Supergirl is Different from Man of Steel by Highlighting Lives She's Saved

CBS Shows How Supergirl is Different from Man of Steel by Highlighting Lives She's Saved

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

Times Supergirl has made out with her boyfriend in the midst of widespread civilian destruction: zero.

DC Goes Bi-Weekly

DC Goes Bi-Weekly

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on December 21, 2015

DC Comics has confirmed its plans to release some titles Bi-Weekly.

Universal Reacts To 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Topping Box Office

Universal Reacts To 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Topping Box Office

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 22, 2015

Something from the previous king.

Cast Revealed for Harry Potter Stage Sequel; Also, There is Apparently a Harry Potter Stage Sequel

Cast Revealed for Harry Potter Stage Sequel; Also, There is Apparently a Harry Potter Stage Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 21, 2015

Oh yeah, and Hermione is black.

Marvel Planning Avengers Standoff Launch Parties, Sure to Be Social Events of the Season

Marvel Planning Avengers Standoff Launch Parties, Sure to Be Social Events of the Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 21, 2015

The party will mainly consist of variant covers.

Rumored Batman vs Superman Runtime Given More Words in Article Than Minutes in Rumored Batman VS Superman Runtime

Rumored Batman vs Superman Runtime Given More Words in Article Than Minutes in Rumored Batman VS Superman Runtime

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on December 21, 2015

Because movie goers will not watch a film without knowing the exact runtime.

Superman Writer Says Star Wars Character is Mary Sue; Internet Explodes (Spoilers)

Superman Writer Says Star Wars Character is Mary Sue; Internet Explodes (Spoilers)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 21, 2015

Max Landis took to Twitter to criticize Daisy Ridley's character in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, provoking a shitstorm.

Power Rangers Movie Pushed Back to March 2017

Power Rangers Movie Pushed Back to March 2017

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 20, 2015

The film has been pushed back again to March 24, 2017 from it's original release date of January. Maybe that's a good thing given the type of movie that comes out in that month.

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