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Image Comics' "Spread" Press Release is Pretty Much Love Letter to Outhouse

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

How do you stop The Outhouse from mocking your press release? Reverse psychology!

ATTN Virgins: Martian Manhunter Slated for Justice League Movie

ATTN Virgins: Martian Manhunter Slated for Justice League Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

And because you know this, according to DC movie mogul David Goyer, you've never been laid.

Marvel Finds Cross-Branded Marketing Synergy With Samsung Product Placements

Marvel Finds Cross-Branded Marketing Synergy With Samsung Product Placements

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

It's so sweet to see two young corporations in love!

Old DCU Characters to Return During Band-Aid Event?

Old DCU Characters to Return During Band-Aid Event?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

Yay! We mean booo! We mean yaaayy! We mean boooooooo!

'Rat Queens'  Being Developed As Animated Series

'Rat Queens' Being Developed As Animated Series

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

The Image Comics title may be coming to a TV network in the future

Bride of the Return of the Jason Momoa as Aquaman Rumor, Part 4: The Revenge

Bride of the Return of the Jason Momoa as Aquaman Rumor, Part 4: The Revenge

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

According to the latest scuttlebutt, Momoa is a lock for the lord of the fish!

Next Transformers Animated Series Name Unveiled: Transformers: Robots In Disguise

Next Transformers Animated Series Name Unveiled: Transformers: Robots In Disguise

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

That sounds familiar… Did I get sent back to 2001?

Zechs Celebrates Victory as Green Goblin Replaced With Hobgoblin

Zechs Celebrates Victory as Green Goblin Replaced With Hobgoblin

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

So yeah the teaser showing off the Marvel Event now has the Green Goblin being replaced by the Hobgoblin. OH! Ace Reporter Zechs is claiming innocence of the abrupt move.

Bleeding Cool Notices That Marvel Has Goblin-Bent AXIS Cover

Bleeding Cool Notices That Marvel Has Goblin-Bent AXIS Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

Green Goblin has been replaced by Hobgoblin on the cover of Marvel's upcoming AXIS super-mega-crossover event, you may have noticed Bleeding Cool noticed.

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

The Florida Department of Citrus will pay Marvel ONE MILLION DOLLARS to reimagine their Captain Citrus character.

Loki Sings! Tom Hiddleston To Play Hank Williams In Biopic.

Loki Sings! Tom Hiddleston To Play Hank Williams In Biopic.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

The star of Thor and The Avengers is tapped to play legendary country musician Hank Williams.

Tom Brevoort Spills Details about AXIS but Doesn't Mention Artist at All

Tom Brevoort Spills Details about AXIS but Doesn't Mention Artist at All

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

570 words and not one of them about the artist.

Hub President/CEO Margaret Loesch Steps Down

Hub President/CEO Margaret Loesch Steps Down

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The executive who oversaw the birth of and ran the HUB Network for the first four years is stepping down from the position at the end of 2014.

Does DC's Upcoming Movie Schedule Include a Wonder Woman Film?!

Does DC's Upcoming Movie Schedule Include a Wonder Woman Film?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The latest gossip from the Hollywood rumor mill says: yes!

Septuagenarian Shocker: Harrison Ford Injured While Filming Star Wars Episode 7

Septuagenarian Shocker: Harrison Ford Injured While Filming Star Wars Episode 7

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The seventy-one year old actor hurt his ankle while filming for the JJ Abrams movie.

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The Outhouse brings you news from the year 2068! You heard it here first!

Exclusive: More Vague, Obvious Information About DC's Band-Aid Event Revealed!

Exclusive: More Vague, Obvious Information About DC's Band-Aid Event Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

We're not going to let Bleeding Cool have all the fun!

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