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Get Your Kryptonite Fried Chicken Now!

Get Your Kryptonite Fried Chicken Now!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

Well, only if you're in the Philippines.

REVEALED: The Identity of the

REVEALED: The Identity of the "Hollywood Actress" Playing Empress from Mark Millar's Viral Photos

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Spoiler alert: it isn't a Hollywood actress at all!

Slow News Day Bolstered by Promotional Images for Upcoming Movie

Slow News Day Bolstered by Promotional Images for Upcoming Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Check out six new posters for DC's Suicide Squad!

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Double Take's Super Packs are one step closer to winning the Republican presidential nomination and control of The Outhouse.

The Teams Face Front To Tease Tomorrow's 'Captain America: Civil War' Trailer

The Teams Face Front To Tease Tomorrow's 'Captain America: Civil War' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Chant along

Edgy, Murderous Hawkeye Graces Latest Marvel Civil War 2 Teaser

Edgy, Murderous Hawkeye Graces Latest Marvel Civil War 2 Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

The latest teaser shows Hawkeye aiming his bow at an unarmed, surrendering person.

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

The writer of three Marvel books has stopped eating, sleeping, and blinking as he dedicates literally all of his free time to Hillary Clinton tweets.

Chewbacca Will Appear In The 'Han Solo' Star Wars Story

Chewbacca Will Appear In The 'Han Solo' Star Wars Story

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Looks like Han won't be going solo in this one.

The Gang Gets In Costume For 'Daredevil' Season 2 Image (Updated)

The Gang Gets In Costume For 'Daredevil' Season 2 Image (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

See the Punisher, Daredevil, and... Mortal Kombat's Mileena?

'Ghostbusters' Animated Movie Finds A Director

'Ghostbusters' Animated Movie Finds A Director

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

Will this director clash with the plans?

Batman v. Superman to Release in Smell-O-Vision

Batman v. Superman to Release in Smell-O-Vision

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

The movie will open in 4D in select locations.

Lumberjanes To Crossover With Gotham Academy In June

Lumberjanes To Crossover With Gotham Academy In June

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

Summer camp meet boarding school.

Here's Iron's Side From 'Captain America: Civil War'

Here's Iron's Side From 'Captain America: Civil War'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

Now you can see Team Iron Man's side in these character posters.

Employment Shocker: Actor Would Consider Taking Over Successful Franchise – or – Hiddleston Open To Playing Bond

Employment Shocker: Actor Would Consider Taking Over Successful Franchise – or – Hiddleston Open To Playing Bond

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

Coincidentally enough, other actors have also expressed interest in the well-known and well paid part.

Innovative Hero vs Hero Concept Expanded as Rocket Raccoon Takes on Star-Lord in Civil War 2 Teaser

Innovative Hero vs Hero Concept Expanded as Rocket Raccoon Takes on Star-Lord in Civil War 2 Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

This event will be like nothing you've ever seen before, as long as you haven't read any other Marvel events in the last ten years.

Obama Criticized for Peanuts Foreword

Obama Criticized for Peanuts Foreword

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on March 7, 2016

The President has never made a more controversial decision.

Robert Kirkman Gives Rob Liefeld Worst Strippergram Ever

Robert Kirkman Gives Rob Liefeld Worst Strippergram Ever

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 7, 2016

It just stands there, staring with its dead eyes.

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