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DC to Prep Next Generation of Comics Journalists with New Lois Lane Young Adult Novel by Gwenda Bond

DC to Prep Next Generation of Comics Journalists with New Lois Lane Young Adult Novel by Gwenda Bond

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Hopefully this new generation will learn to respect their craft and avoid journalistic pitfalls like saying mean things about DC Comics.

Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book

Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

The company is taking precautionary measures to avoid accidentally turning a rumored new book about the underage character into a softcore porn comic.

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.

Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead

Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

The sequel Zechs did nazi coming spears him hard thru a table at its US Premiere at Wizard World Chicago 2014 during the con's Bruce Campbell Horror Film festival.

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.

Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve

Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Okay, it's just for the Ultimate Spider-Man TV show, but still.

Chris Hemsworth to Join Cast of Vacation Reboot?

Chris Hemsworth to Join Cast of Vacation Reboot?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

He's in talks to play Audrey Griswold's husband in the movie, which relaunches the Vacation franchise for a new generation.

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

And people will buy them because people suck.

Game of Thrones Director Neil Marshall Wants to Make a Black Widow Movie

Game of Thrones Director Neil Marshall Wants to Make a Black Widow Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

He mentioned it in an interview, and now the internet will do our best to make it come true.

Chloe Moretz is Done With Hit Girl Because You're a Bunch of No Good Stinking Pirates

Chloe Moretz is Done With Hit Girl Because You're a Bunch of No Good Stinking Pirates

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

The Kick-Ass actress also shared her thoughts on female superheroes in movies.

Lizard-Themed Cyber Terrorists Fight American Imperialism With DDOS Attack on Sony Playstation Network

Lizard-Themed Cyber Terrorists Fight American Imperialism With DDOS Attack on Sony Playstation Network

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

We are not making anything about this story up.

Josh Trank Answers 'Fantastic Four' Questions, Offers 'First Look' at The Thing

Josh Trank Answers 'Fantastic Four' Questions, Offers 'First Look' at The Thing

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on August 24, 2014

Fantastic Four Director Josh Trank had a Q&A on Twitter today and offered answers to some of the major fan questions about the new movie.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Bombs at Box Office

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Bombs at Box Office

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2014

It took nine years to make just $7 million dollars? Should have invested in war bonds.

Milo Manara Responds to Spider-Woman Covergate

Milo Manara Responds to Spider-Woman Covergate

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

Now with more hilarious Google translation!

Did Evangeline Lily Get a Haircut for Ant-Man Filming?

Did Evangeline Lily Get a Haircut for Ant-Man Filming?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

No... she got THEM ALL CUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter

DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

DC reportedly doesn't want unlicensed fan art being sold for charity when it's made by a guy who sends pictures of his junk to women that didn't ask for them.

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

Lots of people are talking about the new Power Girl, but one specific physical characteristic is stirring up lots of outrage.

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