Thursday, December 18, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "Hope you survive the experience!"
Stop with The Bryan Cranston/Lex Luthor Rumors Already

Stop with The Bryan Cranston/Lex Luthor Rumors Already

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

Beleaguered movie reporter begs community to slow down on rumor-mongering.

Stan Lee to Get 'Big Role' on Agents of SHIELD

Stan Lee to Get 'Big Role' on Agents of SHIELD

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

After weeks of speculation, Stan Lee confirms he will be appearing on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD for a 'big role.'

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.

New 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Posters

New 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Posters

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

New international posters for Amazing Spider-Man 2 show that Electro is the feature villain, despite sharing the first poster with Rhino and Green Goblin.

Website Confirms Man of Steel

Website Confirms Man of Steel "Rumor" Was Idle Speculation, Gives Websites More Opportunity to Write About It

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

Comic websites were delighted to have another opportunity to write about the outlandish rumor.

Michael Bay Walks Off Stage at CES After Teleprompter Malfunction

Michael Bay Walks Off Stage at CES After Teleprompter Malfunction

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Apparently, even big shot Hollywood directors are human and have flaws.

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Just because we're making these up, doesn't mean they're not true.

Mark Millar Tweet Ties Brad Pitt to One of His Movies

Mark Millar Tweet Ties Brad Pitt to One of His Movies

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

It's either Secret Service, Nemesis, or Millar is writing a new Chanel cologne commercial.

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

The entire block of West 51st Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues was evacuated in response to the publicity stunt.

Image Awakens from Winter Hibernation, Sends Invincible Teaser

Image Awakens from Winter Hibernation, Sends Invincible Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Though still groggy from a long winter's nap, the comic book publisher was able to send out a teaser for what may be an Invincible relaunch!

Edgar Wright Teases Ant-Man

Edgar Wright Teases Ant-Man

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Writer/Director Edgar Wright took to his blog this weekend to tease Ant-man, but is he teasing Hank Pym or Scott Lang?

Fox Continues Plans to Kamikaze Superhero Genre with FF/X-Men Crossover

Fox Continues Plans to Kamikaze Superhero Genre with FF/X-Men Crossover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

"Bonzai!" shouted Mark Millar.

Man of Steel 2 to Screw Up Beloved Comic Backstories Even More?

Man of Steel 2 to Screw Up Beloved Comic Backstories Even More?

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Batman-on-Film answers questions on Batman vs Superman like they know what's up, including offering up a Kryptonian Wonder Woman.

Clay Mann to Join Brian Wood's X-Men?

Clay Mann to Join Brian Wood's X-Men?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Instagram pics and a British gossip queen say: yes!

Gail Simone Returns to Marvel

Gail Simone Returns to Marvel

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 5, 2014

The writer will return to write a short-story for the Deadpool wedding issue.

Kelly Sue DeConnick's Captain Marvel Downgraded to Miniseries? Apparently Not!

Kelly Sue DeConnick's Captain Marvel Downgraded to Miniseries? Apparently Not!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 4, 2014

Though it was originally announced as an ongoing, the new Captain Marvel series by Kelly Sue DeConnick and David Lopez is being sold as a six issue mini, but it's really an ongoing.

Robert Downey Jr. Wants Marvel to Cast Mel Gibson

Robert Downey Jr. Wants Marvel to Cast Mel Gibson

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 4, 2014

RDJ wants to share his fame with some acting buddies and get them roles in an upcoming Marvel movie.

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