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Adrianne Palicki Cast as Mockingbird in Agents of SHIELD

Adrianne Palicki Cast as Mockingbird in Agents of SHIELD

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

She's probably too good for this show.

Marvel Comics November 2014 Solicitations

Marvel Comics November 2014 Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

Find out what's shipping from Marvel Comics in November! Now with more Spider-Woman butts!

Land, Manara in Epic Sexploitive Spider-Woman Cover Duel

Land, Manara in Epic Sexploitive Spider-Woman Cover Duel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

It's a battle of the chauvinists as comics foremost pornographic artists trade covers for Land's upcoming Spider-Woman #1.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Confirms Shazam Movie Role, But Can't Decide Between Playing Captain Marvel or Black Adam

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Confirms Shazam Movie Role, But Can't Decide Between Playing Captain Marvel or Black Adam

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

The age old question - to be the hero or the villain?

Ant-Man Movie Has Fallen on Hard Times, First Set Pic Shows Movie Star by Van Near River

Ant-Man Movie Has Fallen on Hard Times, First Set Pic Shows Movie Star by Van Near River

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

Marvel hopes to illicit sympathy by releasing this first set picture.

Professional Quarterback Gives Obscene Gesture to Opposing Team after Being Told Ignatz Award Nominees

Professional Quarterback Gives Obscene Gesture to Opposing Team after Being Told Ignatz Award Nominees

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

Johnny Football flicked off an opposing team's bench after being told who was nominated for the prestigious small press awards.

DC Comics November 2014 Solicitations

DC Comics November 2014 Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

How will DC destroy the comic book industry this November? Find out here!

Sony Casts Christian Walker and Retro Girl for Powers TV Series

Sony Casts Christian Walker and Retro Girl for Powers TV Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 18, 2014

Another three days, and it still hasn't been canceled! This thing may actually happen!

Marvel to Leave Movie Fans Baffled by Not Spending Two Hours Detailing Dr. Strange's Origin

Marvel to Leave Movie Fans Baffled by Not Spending Two Hours Detailing Dr. Strange's Origin

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 18, 2014

The studio has reportedly decided to pass on focusing on Dr. Strange's origins in the upcoming film.

Judy Greer, John Slattery, TI Join Ant-Man Cast, That Movie Starts Shooting Today

Judy Greer, John Slattery, TI Join Ant-Man Cast, That Movie Starts Shooting Today

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 18, 2014

Expect all the eventual leaked set images here after we pilfer them from other websites!

'The Expendables 3' Proves to Be Expendable at the Box-Office, 'TMNT' Wins Again

'The Expendables 3' Proves to Be Expendable at the Box-Office, 'TMNT' Wins Again

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 17, 2014

The PG-13 rating just wasn't the charm for the third outing of the Expendables franchise as the sinful TMNT wins for the second week in a row and GoTG hits a milestone.

Elderly Gentlemen to Possibly Engage in Choreographed Fisticuffs

Elderly Gentlemen to Possibly Engage in Choreographed Fisticuffs

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

Bleacher Report suggests a Hulk Hogan vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin match could happen in the WWE.

Is Disney Planning to Release Unaltered Star Wars Original Trilogy on Blu Ray?!

Is Disney Planning to Release Unaltered Star Wars Original Trilogy on Blu Ray?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

So claims one shameless clickbait website with no verifiable sources.

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

The Johnny Storm actor promises a fresh take on the character, but neglects to address the one issue that's been enraging "not-a-racist-buts" on the internet for months!

What's More 90s Than Venom? How About a Whole Planet of Venoms?!

What's More 90s Than Venom? How About a Whole Planet of Venoms?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

"The Great One" Brian Bendis will bring the Guardians of the Galaxy to the Planet of the Symbiotes!

Robert Kirkman Hints Daryl Might Be Gay on AMC's Walking Dead

Robert Kirkman Hints Daryl Might Be Gay on AMC's Walking Dead

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

Possible bad news for Daryl/Beth shippers from the Walking Dead creator!

Eddie Izzard, Others Cast in Powers TV Series

Eddie Izzard, Others Cast in Powers TV Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

Unfortunately for everyone, Izzard will not be dressed in drag for the role.

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