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Chip Zdarsky Sticks By BFF Matt Fraction and Declines

Chip Zdarsky Sticks By BFF Matt Fraction and Declines "Harvey Award" For "Sex Criminals"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 30, 2015

When reached for comment, Mr. Zdarsky assumed we were telemarketers.

Batman v. Superman Nabs PG-13 Rating, Ensuring Wanton Violence and Grimdark Themes Still Appropriate for Children

Batman v. Superman Nabs PG-13 Rating, Ensuring Wanton Violence and Grimdark Themes Still Appropriate for Children

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2015

The movie contains lots of violence, but also "some sensuality."

Internet Reacts Respectfully to News of Faith Mini-Series

Internet Reacts Respectfully to News of Faith Mini-Series

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 30, 2015

The series will give the Psiot known as Zephyr her own title.

Comic Creators Split on Whether to Charge Fans for Back Rubs

Comic Creators Split on Whether to Charge Fans for Back Rubs

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 30, 2015

Should comic creators charge fans for back rubs? While many decry the practice others say that charging is needed to help cover the cost of hot stones and sensual oils.

An Impassioned Plea for Sanity in the Ongoing Discussion of Comic Book Autograph Fees

An Impassioned Plea for Sanity in the Ongoing Discussion of Comic Book Autograph Fees

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2015

Does it matter whether creators charge thirty dollars for autographs when the real victims are suffering?

Gods Reportedly Angered as Image Announces End of Variant Cover Program

Gods Reportedly Angered as Image Announces End of Variant Cover Program

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2015

A report from the Baltimore Diamond Retailers Summit brings portents of doom for the ailing comics industry.

REPORT: Secret Wars So Late, Will Now Be Released in Dimension Where Time and Space are Meaningless

REPORT: Secret Wars So Late, Will Now Be Released in Dimension Where Time and Space are Meaningless

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2015

The comic will come out today, last week, and ten thousand years from now, simultaneously.

Undercover Comic Journalist Posing as Houseplant in Rick Remender's House.

Undercover Comic Journalist Posing as Houseplant in Rick Remender's House.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

The spunky reporter has spent three weeks disguised as a tree in order to read over Rick Remender's shoulder as he writes his latest comic book.

David Ramsey Responds to Arrow Helmet Criticism

David Ramsey Responds to Arrow Helmet Criticism

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Ramsey says fans won't be thinking of X-Men after they see his cool new magnetism powers.

Superhero TV Show Finally Not Ashamed to Use Superhero Name in Fourth Season

Superhero TV Show Finally Not Ashamed to Use Superhero Name in Fourth Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Yay! We're finally mainstreaming!

Mark Millar To Renege On Yet Another Contest

Mark Millar To Renege On Yet Another Contest

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Is the third time the charm for Mark Millar?

Ken Eppstein Talks Making Rock n' Roll Horror Comics, Wants Your Support for Nix Comics Quarterly #8

Ken Eppstein Talks Making Rock n' Roll Horror Comics, Wants Your Support for Nix Comics Quarterly #8

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Don't even read the article! Just go straight to Kickstarter and order your copy today!

REPORT:  DC to Hire Full Time Spokesperson to Admit When They're Wrong

REPORT: DC to Hire Full Time Spokesperson to Admit When They're Wrong

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

A shocking interview with IGN has all the details on the aftermath of the Omega Men un-cancellation.

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Owner Bill Jemas Mutates, Enters Pupate Stage in Outhousers Office.

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Owner Bill Jemas Mutates, Enters Pupate Stage in Outhousers Office.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

With their new owner entombed in a pulsating cocoon, the Outhousers staff found themselves leaderless with no clear direction on how to move forward.

Snake God Glycon Starting to Regret Choosing Alan Moore as Spokesman.

Snake God Glycon Starting to Regret Choosing Alan Moore as Spokesman.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 27, 2015

The ancient and mysterious deity had a litany of complaints regarding Moore's role as spokesperson for Glycon worship including poor shaving habits, a declining work output, and a tendency to attack potential converts as 'emotionally subnormal' deviants.

Batman Day a Great Reminder Corporations Value Profits Over Properties.

Batman Day a Great Reminder Corporations Value Profits Over Properties.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 26, 2015

The Outhousers explore the true meaning of Batman day and the truth is more depressing than you realized.

In Season 2, 'Agent Carter' Appears To Lose Her Head… Gear

In Season 2, 'Agent Carter' Appears To Lose Her Head… Gear

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 26, 2015

New LA chic seen in mini-poster

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