Monday, December 22, 2014 • Evening Edition • "30 charges and no convictions."
Coherent Star Wars Canon Being Mapped by Lucasfilm Story Group

Coherent Star Wars Canon Being Mapped by Lucasfilm Story Group

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 8, 2014

If you're feeling a disturbance in the force, it maybe due to this story that threatens bits of the Star Wars Expanded Universe.

Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaare Andrews' Infamous Weapon (NSFW)

Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaare Andrews' Infamous Weapon (NSFW)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

The Outhouse has the scoop on the All New Marvel NOW! 'Weapon' teaser featuring Kaare Andrews (with pic)!

Image Trolling Marvel Again With Bold and Startling Invincible Relaunch Teasers

Image Trolling Marvel Again With Bold and Startling Invincible Relaunch Teasers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

Other comics websites still seem to be having trouble grasping the joke though.

Jason Aaron, Mike Deodato to Kill Watcher in

Jason Aaron, Mike Deodato to Kill Watcher in "Original Sin"

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

Ol' Uatu's kickin' it in this next big event.

Stop with The Bryan Cranston/Lex Luthor Rumors Already

Stop with The Bryan Cranston/Lex Luthor Rumors Already

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

Beleaguered movie reporter begs community to slow down on rumor-mongering.

Stan Lee to Get 'Big Role' on Agents of SHIELD

Stan Lee to Get 'Big Role' on Agents of SHIELD

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

After weeks of speculation, Stan Lee confirms he will be appearing on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD for a 'big role.'

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.

New 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Posters

New 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Posters

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

New international posters for Amazing Spider-Man 2 show that Electro is the feature villain, despite sharing the first poster with Rhino and Green Goblin.

Website Confirms Man of Steel

Website Confirms Man of Steel "Rumor" Was Idle Speculation, Gives Websites More Opportunity to Write About It

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 7, 2014

Comic websites were delighted to have another opportunity to write about the outlandish rumor.

Michael Bay Walks Off Stage at CES After Teleprompter Malfunction

Michael Bay Walks Off Stage at CES After Teleprompter Malfunction

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Apparently, even big shot Hollywood directors are human and have flaws.

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Just because we're making these up, doesn't mean they're not true.

Mark Millar Tweet Ties Brad Pitt to One of His Movies

Mark Millar Tweet Ties Brad Pitt to One of His Movies

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

It's either Secret Service, Nemesis, or Millar is writing a new Chanel cologne commercial.

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

The entire block of West 51st Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues was evacuated in response to the publicity stunt.

Image Awakens from Winter Hibernation, Sends Invincible Teaser

Image Awakens from Winter Hibernation, Sends Invincible Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Though still groggy from a long winter's nap, the comic book publisher was able to send out a teaser for what may be an Invincible relaunch!

Edgar Wright Teases Ant-Man

Edgar Wright Teases Ant-Man

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Writer/Director Edgar Wright took to his blog this weekend to tease Ant-man, but is he teasing Hank Pym or Scott Lang?

Fox Continues Plans to Kamikaze Superhero Genre with FF/X-Men Crossover

Fox Continues Plans to Kamikaze Superhero Genre with FF/X-Men Crossover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

"Bonzai!" shouted Mark Millar.

Man of Steel 2 to Screw Up Beloved Comic Backstories Even More?

Man of Steel 2 to Screw Up Beloved Comic Backstories Even More?

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 6, 2014

Batman-on-Film answers questions on Batman vs Superman like they know what's up, including offering up a Kryptonian Wonder Woman.

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