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'The Expendables 3' Proves to Be Expendable at the Box-Office, 'TMNT' Wins Again

'The Expendables 3' Proves to Be Expendable at the Box-Office, 'TMNT' Wins Again

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 17, 2014

The PG-13 rating just wasn't the charm for the third outing of the Expendables franchise as the sinful TMNT wins for the second week in a row and GoTG hits a milestone.

Elderly Gentlemen to Possibly Engage in Choreographed Fisticuffs

Elderly Gentlemen to Possibly Engage in Choreographed Fisticuffs

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

Bleacher Report suggests a Hulk Hogan vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin match could happen in the WWE.

Is Disney Planning to Release Unaltered Star Wars Original Trilogy on Blu Ray?!

Is Disney Planning to Release Unaltered Star Wars Original Trilogy on Blu Ray?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

So claims one shameless clickbait website with no verifiable sources.

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

The Johnny Storm actor promises a fresh take on the character, but neglects to address the one issue that's been enraging "not-a-racist-buts" on the internet for months!

What's More 90s Than Venom? How About a Whole Planet of Venoms?!

What's More 90s Than Venom? How About a Whole Planet of Venoms?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

"The Great One" Brian Bendis will bring the Guardians of the Galaxy to the Planet of the Symbiotes!

Robert Kirkman Hints Daryl Might Be Gay on AMC's Walking Dead

Robert Kirkman Hints Daryl Might Be Gay on AMC's Walking Dead

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2014

Possible bad news for Daryl/Beth shippers from the Walking Dead creator!

Eddie Izzard, Others Cast in Powers TV Series

Eddie Izzard, Others Cast in Powers TV Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

Unfortunately for everyone, Izzard will not be dressed in drag for the role.

DC Shocker: Not Even John Romita Sr. Can Make Nu52 Superman Costume Look Good

DC Shocker: Not Even John Romita Sr. Can Make Nu52 Superman Costume Look Good

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

The elder Romita does his best and delivers a fine piece of art for this Superman #34 variant, but that is still an ugly, stupid costume.

Oni Shocker: Jordie Belaire Off , Dave Stewart On Bunn and Churilla's Hellbreak; Plus New Bunn Series Terrible Lizard as Hellbreak Delayed

Oni Shocker: Jordie Belaire Off , Dave Stewart On Bunn and Churilla's Hellbreak; Plus New Bunn Series Terrible Lizard as Hellbreak Delayed

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

We bring you the shocking details of this scandalous creative team change!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

We promise to answer that question in this very article with special guest, brony, and Michael Bay expert Ken Eppstein!

There is Now a Rob Liefeld App

There is Now a Rob Liefeld App

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

Now you can access Rob Liefeld 24/7 from the convenience of a mobile device.

Guardians of the Galaxy Writer Dan Abnett Writes Book That Has Nothing to Do with Guardians of the Galaxy for BOOM! Studios. Guardians of the Galaxy.

Guardians of the Galaxy Writer Dan Abnett Writes Book That Has Nothing to Do with Guardians of the Galaxy for BOOM! Studios. Guardians of the Galaxy.

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

BOOM! wanted to make sure it was clear that Dan Abnett wrote Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh yeah, and the book is called Wild's End.

Disney May Try to Put the Whole

Disney May Try to Put the Whole "Marvel vs. DC" Argument to Bed by Just Buying Warner Bros. and Merging Their Universes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

Disney may be the one to finally bring peace to the superhero comic book universes.

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Look For Troopers?

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Look For Troopers?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

… but can they hit the broad side of a sandcrawler now?

Pro Wrestler Dean Ambrose Cast in Cop Action Flick Due to Having Bruce Willis's Exact 1988 Hairline

Pro Wrestler Dean Ambrose Cast in Cop Action Flick Due to Having Bruce Willis's Exact 1988 Hairline

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

WWE and Lionsgate hope to replicate the success of Die Hard with their new cop action flick, Lockdown.

California Taxpayers to Quadruple Subsidies to Struggling $500 Billion Film Industry

California Taxpayers to Quadruple Subsidies to Struggling $500 Billion Film Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

The state legislature approved $400 million dollars in annual tax breaks and incentives for movie and TV productions in the state.

Bluewater Sinks to New Low, Publishes Miley Cyrus Bio Comic

Bluewater Sinks to New Low, Publishes Miley Cyrus Bio Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

The talentless pop star joins Sarah Palin, Paula Deen, and Nancy Pelosi on the roster of Bluewater biographies that someone, somewhere, must be buying.

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