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Agent Carter Casts Jarvis...BUT IT'S NOT PAUL BETTANY?!?!?

Agent Carter Casts Jarvis...BUT IT'S NOT PAUL BETTANY?!?!?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

The shocking news was announced today.

Once Again, Arrow Casts a Spartacus Actor to Play a DC Villain

Once Again, Arrow Casts a Spartacus Actor to Play a DC Villain

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

Nick Tarabay will play Captain Boomerang in at least two episodes this season.

Hours After Texting Promotion Begins, Guardians of the Galaxy's Groot Involved in Lurid Sext Scandal

Hours After Texting Promotion Begins, Guardians of the Galaxy's Groot Involved in Lurid Sext Scandal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

If technology exists, humans (and aliens) will use it to send pictures of their genitals to each other.

Fox Orders Pilot Episode for TV Series Based on DC's Lucifer

Fox Orders Pilot Episode for TV Series Based on DC's Lucifer

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

Fox really wants television shows based off of comics, it seems.

Hiddleston To Take A Trip To Skull Island

Hiddleston To Take A Trip To Skull Island

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

Perhaps he can bring back some help and get revenge on a certain goliath?

X-CLUSIVE: Death of Wolverine Conclusion Delayed Again, Maybe Indefinitely

X-CLUSIVE: Death of Wolverine Conclusion Delayed Again, Maybe Indefinitely

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

As a consolation prize, you get a Greg Land variant. Did we say consolation? We meant booby.

Marvel Hyperbole Goes Off the Rails in Full December Solicitations

Marvel Hyperbole Goes Off the Rails in Full December Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

Unironically featuring the line: "If you read only one comic this century – This is it!"

Netflix Declares

Netflix Declares "No Arrow For You (Until October)"

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

WB has delayed the release of the show's second season on the popular streaming service to push disc sales.

Some People Say Dynamite's New SHAFT Writer Is a Bad Mother... SHUT YO' MOUTH!

Some People Say Dynamite's New SHAFT Writer Is a Bad Mother... SHUT YO' MOUTH!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

What? I'm just talking about David F. Walker.

CW's Flash Adds Another Actor From 1990s Series

CW's Flash Adds Another Actor From 1990s Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

It took me a shockingly long time to figure out how to write that headline.

Avengers: Age Of Ultron Will Officially Be

Avengers: Age Of Ultron Will Officially Be "Unique"!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

Also epic! So says the official plot synopsis…

'Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead' US Trailer

'Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead' US Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 16, 2014

Nothing is Führer than the truth of how utterly insanely entertaining this movie is and here's the US trailer to it!

DC Comics Full Solicitations for December 2014

DC Comics Full Solicitations for December 2014

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 15, 2014

With September halfway over and no 3Dnado redux, DC forges ahead with their December offerings.

Scott Glenn Cast as Stick in Marvel's Daredevil

Scott Glenn Cast as Stick in Marvel's Daredevil

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 15, 2014

The Silence of the Lambs and Hunt for Red October actor will play Matt Murdock's mentor in the Netflix series.

Fanboy Rampage: Rich Johnston vs. Dan Slott (Again)

Fanboy Rampage: Rich Johnston vs. Dan Slott (Again)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 15, 2014

What's good for the goose...

Affleck Nails Key Batman Character Trait: Rage!!!

Affleck Nails Key Batman Character Trait: Rage!!!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 15, 2014

We're willing to bet this statement will elicit some rage of its own.

EXCLUSIVE: Alan Moore Will (Probably) Write a Story for Crossed #100

EXCLUSIVE: Alan Moore Will (Probably) Write a Story for Crossed #100

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 15, 2014

We can exclusively announce that we've probably figured out Alan Moore's next comic book project.

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