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'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Take A Spin Around Jakku

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Take A Spin Around Jakku

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

We hope you like sand and wreckage

Sony Shows Us The Bird: 'The Angry Birds Movie' Trailer

Sony Shows Us The Bird: 'The Angry Birds Movie' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

For the birds…

4Chan Sold to 2Chan; Expect Some Changes

4Chan Sold to 2Chan; Expect Some Changes

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

The board known for anonymous and Internet culture (among other things) has been bought by the founder of the anonymous imageboard.

One Million Moms Targets CBR, Bleeding Cool in Campaign to Receive More Attention

One Million Moms Targets CBR, Bleeding Cool in Campaign to Receive More Attention

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

They also have a problem with The Muppets.

Michael Allred Calls Rich Johnston a Liar, Denies Silver Surfer Return, Teases New X-Book

Michael Allred Calls Rich Johnston a Liar, Denies Silver Surfer Return, Teases New X-Book

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

After getting burned the last time, we treat Allred's statement with the utmost caution.

Return of Fall TV Lineup Saves Failing Relationships Across America.

Return of Fall TV Lineup Saves Failing Relationships Across America.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Couples in lackluster and passive-aggressive relationships are reportedly looking forward to the fall TV line-up as a way to avoid confronting long-standing issues with their significant other.

REPORT: Woman Considers Perpetuating Broken and Outdated Comics Industry Pardigms to Support New Black Panther Comic

REPORT: Woman Considers Perpetuating Broken and Outdated Comics Industry Pardigms to Support New Black Panther Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Conventional wisdom says one must pre-order comics to make them successful, but doesn't that indicate a problem with the system itself?

Black Panther Writer REVEALED: Ta-Nehisi Coates!

Black Panther Writer REVEALED: Ta-Nehisi Coates!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Brian Stelfreeze will be the series artist for a year-long story.

The Outhouse Fixes the World: Getting You a Job in Comics

The Outhouse Fixes the World: Getting You a Job in Comics

By Richard Caldwell in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

The thoughts and opinions of superstar agent Alan Smithee do not reflect those of The Outhouse, it's staff, or any other sane and rational human beings.

NOOOOOOOOO! Hayden Christensen to Reportedly Reprise Star Wars Role

NOOOOOOOOO! Hayden Christensen to Reportedly Reprise Star Wars Role

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Star Wars fans are very afraid. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to reading The Outhouse.

Bleeding Cool Jumps on the Five Dollar Comics Bandwagon

Bleeding Cool Jumps on the Five Dollar Comics Bandwagon

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Just say no to five dollar comics!

Marvel Fan Sure the Next Issue of Secret Wars Will Connect All Tie-Ins

Marvel Fan Sure the Next Issue of Secret Wars Will Connect All Tie-Ins

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

They're tie-ins, obviously they have to matter to the story.

RUMOR: Batman Comics to Get the Finger as Well

RUMOR: Batman Comics to Get the Finger as Well

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Oh yeah! Suck it, Bob Kane!

RUMOR: DC Comics Actively Looking to Hire Women, Non-White Creators

RUMOR: DC Comics Actively Looking to Hire Women, Non-White Creators

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

The first of many stories we intend to steal from Bleeding Cool today.

Child's Heroes Solve All Problems With Violence.

Child's Heroes Solve All Problems With Violence.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

How could a parent let this happen? Prepare to be outraged!

Stan Lee Changes Iconic Catch Phrase From 'Excelsior' to 'on Fleek'

Stan Lee Changes Iconic Catch Phrase From 'Excelsior' to 'on Fleek'

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Excelsior no more! What could possibly have brought about this odd change?

Nation's Top Doctors Vow to Keep George R.R. Martin Alive Until Completion of Final 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Novels.

Nation's Top Doctors Vow to Keep George R.R. Martin Alive Until Completion of Final 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Novels.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

No expense will be spared to ensure that George R.R. Martin lives until the completion of his monumental fantasy series.

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