Tuesday, August 4, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "The Outhousers of Earth Ugh"
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Look For Troopers?

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Look For Troopers?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

… but can they hit the broad side of a sandcrawler now?

Pro Wrestler Dean Ambrose Cast in Cop Action Flick Due to Having Bruce Willis's Exact 1988 Hairline

Pro Wrestler Dean Ambrose Cast in Cop Action Flick Due to Having Bruce Willis's Exact 1988 Hairline

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

WWE and Lionsgate hope to replicate the success of Die Hard with their new cop action flick, Lockdown.

California Taxpayers to Quadruple Subsidies to Struggling $500 Billion Film Industry

California Taxpayers to Quadruple Subsidies to Struggling $500 Billion Film Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

The state legislature approved $400 million dollars in annual tax breaks and incentives for movie and TV productions in the state.

Bluewater Sinks to New Low, Publishes Miley Cyrus Bio Comic

Bluewater Sinks to New Low, Publishes Miley Cyrus Bio Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

The talentless pop star joins Sarah Palin, Paula Deen, and Nancy Pelosi on the roster of Bluewater biographies that someone, somewhere, must be buying.

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Poll Asks Trick Question: What's Your Favorite Variant Cover Theme?

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Poll Asks Trick Question: What's Your Favorite Variant Cover Theme?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

The poll fails to offer a "they all suck and are destroying the industry from within by bringing back the worst aspects of the nineties" option.

Outhouse Prepares for Four Years of DMCA Takedown Requests for Leaked Images From 2018 Godzilla Sequel

Outhouse Prepares for Four Years of DMCA Takedown Requests for Leaked Images From 2018 Godzilla Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Oh no! They say it's got to go (or you'll be sued)! DMCA Takedown! Yeaaah!

Ben Affleck Dickishly Gracious About Superman v Batman Criticism

Ben Affleck Dickishly Gracious About Superman v Batman Criticism

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Like a jerk, Ben Affleck responds politely to internet criticism of his casting as Batman.

Marvel & Disney Release Dat Scene Officially from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Causing Fans Everywhere to Squee!! *Spoiler*

Marvel & Disney Release Dat Scene Officially from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Causing Fans Everywhere to Squee!! *Spoiler*

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

The scene everyone talked about and wants merchandise of has been officially uploaded onto the web.

Power Rangers Movie Gets Release Date

Power Rangers Movie Gets Release Date

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Roberto Orci is currently heading up the efforts to bring Power Rangers to the screen on July 22, 2016!

Craft Brewery Announces Kirby Themed Beer

Craft Brewery Announces Kirby Themed Beer

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Proceeds from the beer's sale will go towards the Hero Initiative.

Nix Comics is Running a Sale to Benefit Kirby 4 Heroes

Nix Comics is Running a Sale to Benefit Kirby 4 Heroes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

And you should all support it because you're not terrible people.

Who's Your Daddy Star-Lord?

Who's Your Daddy Star-Lord?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Gunn on Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Mix Tape Soundtrack is the Number One Album on the Billboard Charts

Guardians of the Galaxy Mix Tape Soundtrack is the Number One Album on the Billboard Charts

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

In your face, number two album "The Shawn Mendes LP!" In your !@#$ing face!

Marvel Getting Cocky Now, Reportedly Moving Forward With Inhumans Movie

Marvel Getting Cocky Now, Reportedly Moving Forward With Inhumans Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

After the success of Guardians of the Galaxy, the studio is rumored to be feeling invincible enough to try an Inhumans movie.

Silent Hill Gets Sexier as Walking Dead's Norman Reedus Joins Next Horror Game Installment

Silent Hill Gets Sexier as Walking Dead's Norman Reedus Joins Next Horror Game Installment

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

Daryl will play the lead character in the upcoming ninth Silent Hill installment.

Aquaman Movie Confirmed, Gangster Squad and 300: Rise of an Empire Writers Signed On

Aquaman Movie Confirmed, Gangster Squad and 300: Rise of an Empire Writers Signed On

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

The two writers will work on scripts concurrently for the movie to fill one of DC's nine untitled movie slots.

New Bat-Book or: Ben Templesmith Drawing Some Other Comic Instead Of “Fell” Again

New Bat-Book or: Ben Templesmith Drawing Some Other Comic Instead Of “Fell” Again

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 12, 2014

The problem with over saturation is that the seemingly good ideas get lost in the…of, FFS, not another new Bat-book!

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