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Dark Tower Movie With Elba, McConaughey Official

Dark Tower Movie With Elba, McConaughey Official

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

Well, more official than the last fifty times we've written about it.

Fantastic Four's Not So Fantastic Showing at Razzies

Fantastic Four's Not So Fantastic Showing at Razzies

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

The movie won Worst Director, Worst Remake, and tied with Worst Movie of the Year with Fifty Shades of Grey.

White Suburban Moms Can't Stop Being Turned On By Lucifer

White Suburban Moms Can't Stop Being Turned On By Lucifer

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Hoo, is it getting hot in here?

Power Rangers Movie Plot Revealed!

Power Rangers Movie Plot Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

We've got all the details right here!

Marvel Touts Sales of Free Comics

Marvel Touts Sales of Free Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Nearly ONE MILLION COPIES of Marvel's FCBD issues have been reported.

Obligatory Oscar Recap Article

Obligatory Oscar Recap Article

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Spoilers if you haven't seen it yet.

Gambit Movie Uses Sleight of Hand To Remove Itself From Movie Lineup

Gambit Movie Uses Sleight of Hand To Remove Itself From Movie Lineup

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Two mystery movies join Fox's film lineup.

See Batman Whine In Doritos Batman v Superman Digital Comics

See Batman Whine In Doritos Batman v Superman Digital Comics

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

Don't settle for just one promotional tie-in!

Prepare For A Rainbow of Lightsabers in The Star Wars Universe

Prepare For A Rainbow of Lightsabers in The Star Wars Universe

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

J.J. Abrams wants gay characters in Star Wars.

Tommy Flanagan To Play Morally Ambiguous Character In Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Tommy Flanagan To Play Morally Ambiguous Character In Guardians of the Galaxy 2

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

The Sons of Anarchy actor is the latest addition to the cast.

Fox's Latest Look At

Fox's Latest Look At "X-Men: Apocalypse"

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

More x-plosions, yelling mutants and villain end-of-the-world rants.

Marvel Brings Back Timely Comics; Has 3-In-1 Issues to Fill Pages for Lack of Variants

Marvel Brings Back Timely Comics; Has 3-In-1 Issues to Fill Pages for Lack of Variants

By Ali Jaffery The Hunk in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

How Timely (unlike Secret Wars)

Nicholas Meyer Joins The Crew Of The New 'Star Trek' Series

Nicholas Meyer Joins The Crew Of The New 'Star Trek' Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

Can this get people to subscribe to All Access?

Marguerite Bennett Rumored to Write Wonder Woman

Marguerite Bennett Rumored to Write Wonder Woman

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on February 27, 2016

The rising star looks to take on DC's most famous heroine.

RUMOR: Unhappy Batfleck Rewrote Batman v. Superman Script in Costume

RUMOR: Unhappy Batfleck Rewrote Batman v. Superman Script in Costume

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 26, 2016

It's a slow news day, folks. Bear with us.

Jonathan Frakes To Play J'Son In Animated Guardians of the Galaxy

Jonathan Frakes To Play J'Son In Animated Guardians of the Galaxy

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

He's our number one choice to play J'Son.

REPORT: Whitest Possible Guy To Play Marvel's Iron Fist

REPORT: Whitest Possible Guy To Play Marvel's Iron Fist

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

Game of Thrones star Terrence "Terry" "Finn" Jones will play Danny Rand in the upcoming Netflix series.

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