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Marvel Loses More Viewers As Agents Of SHIELD Spoils Captain America 2

Marvel Loses More Viewers As Agents Of SHIELD Spoils Captain America 2

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

Excuse me, Marvel, for not being able to make it to a theater within four days of a movie’s release. Dicks.

R.I.P. The Ultimate Warrior (1959-2014)

R.I.P. The Ultimate Warrior (1959-2014)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The wrestling world is in shock as one of its greatest legends has passed away suddenly at the age of 54.

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

A very pro-weapons poster is probably also the best pro-Bay you'll have Zechs say about this film.

Desperate NBC Turns to Internet to Create Next TV Show

Desperate NBC Turns to Internet to Create Next TV Show

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The network is holding some kind of contest where people on the internet give them ideas for TV shows.

“Future's End” Spoilers Funny To Frank!

“Future's End” Spoilers Funny To Frank!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

Frank miss DC funny book ever since they take Kyle Baker’s “Plastic Man” away from Frank.

Oni Press Pulls an OKCupid, Protests Uline Support of Anti-Gay Legislation

Oni Press Pulls an OKCupid, Protests Uline Support of Anti-Gay Legislation

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

The company will no longer be purchasing boxes from Uline, both showing their support of gay marriage and saving one billion dollars in exorbitant shipping costs.

Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

The writer got his six year old son a job writing Adventure Time comics for BOOM! Studios.

Game of Thrones Narrowly Avoids Cancellation, Gets Two Season Renewal

Game of Thrones Narrowly Avoids Cancellation, Gets Two Season Renewal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

Despite pretty unimpressive numbers, HBO picked up the show for two more seasons.

Marvel Characters Prepare For Infinity 2.0

Marvel Characters Prepare For Infinity 2.0

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

No, not a comic (at least not yet)...

Amazons Attack Writer to Helm Teen Titans Relaunch

Amazons Attack Writer to Helm Teen Titans Relaunch

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

A Teen Titans Reboot. A Deadly Bee Weapon... Bees. My God.

Lena Dunham Trashes Fast Food Restaurant in GIRLS Season 3 Sneak Peak

Lena Dunham Trashes Fast Food Restaurant in GIRLS Season 3 Sneak Peak

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

The topless Dunham pushes computers on the floor and then guzzles soft serve in the wild Season 3 preview!

Fox Addresses Concerns Their Quicksilver is Goofy Looking With Goofy Bacon Sandwich Commercial

Fox Addresses Concerns Their Quicksilver is Goofy Looking With Goofy Bacon Sandwich Commercial

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

"That'll show 'em," said executive producer Mayor McCheese, a man with a giant hamburger for a head.

Archie Press to Kill Off Archie in

Archie Press to Kill Off Archie in "Life of Archie" Finale, Outhouse Sets World Record for Most Mentions of Archie in a Single Archieriffic Headline

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

Archie's killing off their iconic redheaded character this summer.

Fan Favorite Star Dons Classic Costume for Popular Sci-Fi Sequel

Fan Favorite Star Dons Classic Costume for Popular Sci-Fi Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

You gotta click to find out who! We need hits today!

Yes It's Captain America Vs Batman Vs Superman In 2016

Yes It's Captain America Vs Batman Vs Superman In 2016

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

It's almost like DC Vs Marvel Comics...

Preview for the First Expansion for Elder Scrolls Online

Preview for the First Expansion for Elder Scrolls Online

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

Craglorn and Trials will be the first expansion for ESO and it may be just what the game needs.

Fictional Sport's Fictional Character’s Fictional Streak Is Over

Fictional Sport's Fictional Character’s Fictional Streak Is Over

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

Fans shocked at scripted end of fictional streak in fixed sport.

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