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'Star Trek Beyond' Retreats To A New Release Date

'Star Trek Beyond' Retreats To A New Release Date

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 18, 2015

Reverse thrusters Mr. Sulu

BREAKING: Todd McFarlane's Twitter Account Hacked, Begins Tweeting Racial Epithets

BREAKING: Todd McFarlane's Twitter Account Hacked, Begins Tweeting Racial Epithets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 18, 2015

It's the most productive the former superstar artist has been in decades.

Stephen Amell Quits the Internet!  [Update: He's Back!]

Stephen Amell Quits the Internet! [Update: He's Back!]

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

Famous Person Says Something on Twitter! Gets in trouble! Feels sad! Everything is ok now though! Click for more sentences.

See The 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Season 3 Poster

See The 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Season 3 Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

It asks you a question

Hero Initiative Unveils New Adoptable Veterans Agenda

Hero Initiative Unveils New Adoptable Veterans Agenda

By Richard Caldwell in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

It may not be exactly the same as publishers paying decent royalties, but it's almost as good, right?

GI Joe Creator Sues for Rights to Terrible Movies

GI Joe Creator Sues for Rights to Terrible Movies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

Stanley Weston may be the only person on the face of the planet that wants to take responsibility for those stinkers.

Gambit Movie Loses Rupert Wyatt; Channing Tatum's Abs to Direct Instead

Gambit Movie Loses Rupert Wyatt; Channing Tatum's Abs to Direct Instead

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

It didn't take the studio long to find a replacement.

Joshua Hale Fialkov:

Joshua Hale Fialkov: "Working at DC Quite Literally Nearly Killed Me"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

Fialkov shares his thoughts on the problems in Big Two comics and support for people speaking out about them.

Disney Has Gone Too Far This Time; Rebooting Mary Poppins

Disney Has Gone Too Far This Time; Rebooting Mary Poppins

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

God damn it.

Apocalypse Back On? 'Pacific Rim 2'

Apocalypse Back On? 'Pacific Rim 2' "Halted Indefinitely"

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

Oh no, there goes Tokyo…

Jenna Coleman Done With Doctor Who Before Xmas Special

Jenna Coleman Done With Doctor Who Before Xmas Special

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

The actress who plays Clara Osborn will be moving on to play Queen Victoria in a new series - a clear downgrade from companion of The Doctor.

In Bold New Strategy, Marvel to Promote Second Issues of New Comics

In Bold New Strategy, Marvel to Promote Second Issues of New Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

Sadly, this is not a story we are making up.

Batman Comics Solicitations for 2015 Plus You Know Some Other DC Stuff Or Whatever

Batman Comics Solicitations for 2015 Plus You Know Some Other DC Stuff Or Whatever

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

But seriously, Batman comics!

Image Comics December 2015 Solicitations Featuring Bloodstrike #4

Image Comics December 2015 Solicitations Featuring Bloodstrike #4

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

It's a monumental month as Rob Liefeld will release a fourth consecutive issue of a comic!

How Many Books Will Marvel Charge You Five Bucks For in December?

How Many Books Will Marvel Charge You Five Bucks For in December?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

Find out in the December solicitations! (The answer is 10)

Under Threat of Violence, Outhouse Urges Readers to Pick Up Ultimate Night of the Living Dead Comics, In Stores Today

Under Threat of Violence, Outhouse Urges Readers to Pick Up Ultimate Night of the Living Dead Comics, In Stores Today

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

Seriously, we really need you to help us out of a jam here.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Tech Support Personnel Dreading Another Call From Steve Rogers.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Tech Support Personnel Dreading Another Call From Steve Rogers.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 16, 2015

“I’ve been trained to counter A.I.M. agents hacking the internal power thrusters while taking heavy fire but there’s no manual for teaching Director Rogers how to access his voicemail for the 100th time,” an exasperated Agent [Redacted] told the Outhouse.

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