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Marvel Fan Sure the Next Issue of Secret Wars Will Connect All Tie-Ins

Marvel Fan Sure the Next Issue of Secret Wars Will Connect All Tie-Ins

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 17, 2015

They're tie-ins, obviously they have to matter to the story.

RUMOR: Batman Comics to Get the Finger as Well

RUMOR: Batman Comics to Get the Finger as Well

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Oh yeah! Suck it, Bob Kane!

RUMOR: DC Comics Actively Looking to Hire Women, Non-White Creators

RUMOR: DC Comics Actively Looking to Hire Women, Non-White Creators

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

The first of many stories we intend to steal from Bleeding Cool today.

Child's Heroes Solve All Problems With Violence.

Child's Heroes Solve All Problems With Violence.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

How could a parent let this happen? Prepare to be outraged!

Stan Lee Changes Iconic Catch Phrase From 'Excelsior' to 'on Fleek'

Stan Lee Changes Iconic Catch Phrase From 'Excelsior' to 'on Fleek'

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Excelsior no more! What could possibly have brought about this odd change?

Nation's Top Doctors Vow to Keep George R.R. Martin Alive Until Completion of Final 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Novels.

Nation's Top Doctors Vow to Keep George R.R. Martin Alive Until Completion of Final 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Novels.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

No expense will be spared to ensure that George R.R. Martin lives until the completion of his monumental fantasy series.

REPORT: Slott and Allred's Silver Surfer to Return in 2016

REPORT: Slott and Allred's Silver Surfer to Return in 2016

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

The news was (unofficially) revealed at Rose City Comic Con, or so Bleeding Cool tells us.

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Director of "Man of Steel" Wonders What Superman Movie Would Look Like

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

Speaking about a Doritos contest, Batman v. Superman director Zack Snyder admits he doesn't know.

Sexism Over; Women Sweep Ignatz Awards

Sexism Over; Women Sweep Ignatz Awards

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

Every category of the prestigious indie comics awards was won by a female creator.

Failed Green Lantern Star Gives Advice to Failed Fantastic Four Cast

Failed Green Lantern Star Gives Advice to Failed Fantastic Four Cast

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

Ryan Reynolds knows what it's like to suck in a superhero movie.

DC Comics to Debut New 'Large Print' Comics to Support Aging Readership

DC Comics to Debut New 'Large Print' Comics to Support Aging Readership

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

Are you ready for the NEW 52 FONT SIZE?

See The Spanish 'The Good Dinosaur' Trailer

See The Spanish 'The Good Dinosaur' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 21, 2015

Finding Dino

Wrasslin' Shocker: Frank Cho and Robbi Rodriguez to Settle Differences at Night of Champions

Wrasslin' Shocker: Frank Cho and Robbi Rodriguez to Settle Differences at Night of Champions

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 20, 2015

There's only one way to settle this feud: in the ring!

First Look at Red Tornado in 'Supergirl' Blows In!

First Look at Red Tornado in 'Supergirl' Blows In!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 19, 2015

Don't get blown over by what the iconic android from DC Comics looks like in the Supergirl TV series.

EXXXCLUSIVE! Todd McFarlane Vows Revenge on Hackers

EXXXCLUSIVE! Todd McFarlane Vows Revenge on Hackers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 19, 2015

The situation worsens as McFarlane finally responds! Only on The Outhouse, and 4000 or so Facebook accounts!

REPORT: David Lynch to Direct Avengers Tie-in Doctor Druid Film

REPORT: David Lynch to Direct Avengers Tie-in Doctor Druid Film

By Richard Caldwell in News with Benefits on September 19, 2015

Another huge scoop for The Outhouse!

John Landis Believes Disney Will FINALLY Re-Release Unaltatered Star Wars Original Trilogy?!

John Landis Believes Disney Will FINALLY Re-Release Unaltatered Star Wars Original Trilogy?!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 19, 2015

The director of American Werewolf in London, The Blues Brothers, and Trading Places revealed in a Q&A session that he has a good source in that Disney will be re-releasing the original Star Wars Trilogy UNALTERED. As in no Special Editions.

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