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Lego Batman 3 to Have DLC Based on Man of Steel, The Dark Knight

Lego Batman 3 to Have DLC Based on Man of Steel, The Dark Knight

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

Neck snapping not included.

Marvel Shocker: New All-Black Captain America Already Whitewashed?!

Marvel Shocker: New All-Black Captain America Already Whitewashed?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

Marvel has replaced the new, black Captain America with a white silhouette before the first issue has even shipped!

Dum Dum Dugan's Hat Makes Glorious Return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Marvel's Agents of SHIELD

Dum Dum Dugan's Hat Makes Glorious Return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Marvel's Agents of SHIELD

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

Bowler hat enthusiasts rejoice!

Spider-Man to Reassert His Role as Marvel's Most Overused Character in New

Spider-Man to Reassert His Role as Marvel's Most Overused Character in New "Spider-Man and the X-Men" Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

And we were worried that Marvel would need to use lesser known characters instead.

STAR WARS PHOTO - Millennium Falcon And X-Wing - STAR WARS PHOTO

STAR WARS PHOTO - Millennium Falcon And X-Wing - STAR WARS PHOTO

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

THIS IS NEWS!!!! STAR WARS PHOTO

It's Time for the Annual Top Shelf $3 Sale!

It's Time for the Annual Top Shelf $3 Sale!

By Royal Nonesuch in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

School is starting, the leaves are changing color, and Top Shelf is slashing prices on its inventory again!

Behold the Batman v. Superman Batmobile (Until We Get a DMCA Takedown Notice)

Behold the Batman v. Superman Batmobile (Until We Get a DMCA Takedown Notice)

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

Some poor soul has leaked Batmobile pictures onto the Internet, which means you can see them here!

Bill Murray Still Won't Star in Ghostbusters 3, But Will Pick All-Female Cast

Bill Murray Still Won't Star in Ghostbusters 3, But Will Pick All-Female Cast

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

The legendary actor and crazy old man named four women he would love to star in the sequel.

Afterlife With Archie to Save Comics, Return to News Stands, Reboot Entire Industry to 1980s

Afterlife With Archie to Save Comics, Return to News Stands, Reboot Entire Industry to 1980s

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

The comic will be sold on news stands, fulfilling the long time wishes of fans who have insisted that a return to news stands would fix all the problems in the industry.

RUMOR: DC to Develop, Cancel Legion of Superheroes Movie

RUMOR: DC to Develop, Cancel Legion of Superheroes Movie

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

There's a new rumor that DC is developing a Legion of Superheroes movie, which they plan on cancelling once they realize that it's a Legion of Superheroes movie.

Avengers Release Hank Pym

Avengers Release Hank Pym

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

Only 30 years too late.

AMC Officially Orders Walking Dead Companion Series Pilot

AMC Officially Orders Walking Dead Companion Series Pilot

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

Hooray, money!

BREAKING NEWS! Outhouse Reporter Just Now Discovered Best Thing Ever!

BREAKING NEWS! Outhouse Reporter Just Now Discovered Best Thing Ever!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

Dislike at the peril of your soul.

Outhouse Steals EXCLUSIVENESS from CBR's Rocket Salvage Interview

Outhouse Steals EXCLUSIVENESS from CBR's Rocket Salvage Interview

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The Outhouse stole several key tidbits from an EXCLUSIVE interview with Yehudi Mercado, leaving the larger website with only a finely written interview.

SPOILER ALERT: You'll Never Believe Who Appears in This Trailer of The Walking Dead

SPOILER ALERT: You'll Never Believe Who Appears in This Trailer of The Walking Dead

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

Hint: it's zombies.

Hayley Atwell, George Stephanopoulos to Guest Star on Agents of SHIELD

Hayley Atwell, George Stephanopoulos to Guest Star on Agents of SHIELD

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

That Atwell actress sounds familiar. Isn't she starring in a companion series or something?

Downey, Evans Less and More Likely to Return for More Cap and Iron Man Sequels, Respectively

Downey, Evans Less and More Likely to Return for More Cap and Iron Man Sequels, Respectively

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

Did we get enough keywords in that headline? How about Avengers Avengers Avengers?!

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