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Behold the Batman v. Superman Batmobile (Until We Get a DMCA Takedown Notice)

Behold the Batman v. Superman Batmobile (Until We Get a DMCA Takedown Notice)

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

Some poor soul has leaked Batmobile pictures onto the Internet, which means you can see them here!

Bill Murray Still Won't Star in Ghostbusters 3, But Will Pick All-Female Cast

Bill Murray Still Won't Star in Ghostbusters 3, But Will Pick All-Female Cast

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 10, 2014

The legendary actor and crazy old man named four women he would love to star in the sequel.

Afterlife With Archie to Save Comics, Return to News Stands, Reboot Entire Industry to 1980s

Afterlife With Archie to Save Comics, Return to News Stands, Reboot Entire Industry to 1980s

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

The comic will be sold on news stands, fulfilling the long time wishes of fans who have insisted that a return to news stands would fix all the problems in the industry.

RUMOR: DC to Develop, Cancel Legion of Superheroes Movie

RUMOR: DC to Develop, Cancel Legion of Superheroes Movie

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

There's a new rumor that DC is developing a Legion of Superheroes movie, which they plan on cancelling once they realize that it's a Legion of Superheroes movie.

Avengers Release Hank Pym

Avengers Release Hank Pym

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

Only 30 years too late.

AMC Officially Orders Walking Dead Companion Series Pilot

AMC Officially Orders Walking Dead Companion Series Pilot

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

Hooray, money!

BREAKING NEWS! Outhouse Reporter Just Now Discovered Best Thing Ever!

BREAKING NEWS! Outhouse Reporter Just Now Discovered Best Thing Ever!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 9, 2014

Dislike at the peril of your soul.

Outhouse Steals EXCLUSIVENESS from CBR's Rocket Salvage Interview

Outhouse Steals EXCLUSIVENESS from CBR's Rocket Salvage Interview

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The Outhouse stole several key tidbits from an EXCLUSIVE interview with Yehudi Mercado, leaving the larger website with only a finely written interview.

SPOILER ALERT: You'll Never Believe Who Appears in This Trailer of The Walking Dead

SPOILER ALERT: You'll Never Believe Who Appears in This Trailer of The Walking Dead

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

Hint: it's zombies.

Hayley Atwell, George Stephanopoulos to Guest Star on Agents of SHIELD

Hayley Atwell, George Stephanopoulos to Guest Star on Agents of SHIELD

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

That Atwell actress sounds familiar. Isn't she starring in a companion series or something?

Downey, Evans Less and More Likely to Return for More Cap and Iron Man Sequels, Respectively

Downey, Evans Less and More Likely to Return for More Cap and Iron Man Sequels, Respectively

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

Did we get enough keywords in that headline? How about Avengers Avengers Avengers?!

In Glaring Error, Syfy Announces Schedule for

In Glaring Error, Syfy Announces Schedule for "31 Days of Halloween"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

If the network had bothered to fact check, they would have easily learned the holiday is only one day long.

That’s Actually Pretty Cool: “Bungie Letting 'Destiny' Players Upgrade From Last-Gen To Next-Gen For Free”

That’s Actually Pretty Cool: “Bungie Letting 'Destiny' Players Upgrade From Last-Gen To Next-Gen For Free”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

Headline is in quotes because I couldn't figure out a better way to put it.

Dammit, How’s A Brother Supposed To Eat With Yet Another New Cullen Bunn Book Announced?

Dammit, How’s A Brother Supposed To Eat With Yet Another New Cullen Bunn Book Announced?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

Sorry, wife and child, daddy’s gotta buy more comics.

Flash Producers Confirm Plans to Introduce African-American Wally West, Hope to Bathe In the Salty Tears of Racists

Flash Producers Confirm Plans to Introduce African-American Wally West, Hope to Bathe In the Salty Tears of Racists

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The producers confirmed that they hope to introduce a Black Wally West eventually.

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The respected "writer of many things, one of which happens to be comics," was revealed to be the legendary nineteenth century murderer.

DC Shocker: Dan Didio Teases New Crisis Event

DC Shocker: Dan Didio Teases New Crisis Event

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

This is a truly shocking move that absolutely no one saw coming.

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