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Here's a Completely Useless Preview of the New Female Thor Comic

Here's a Completely Useless Preview of the New Female Thor Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 5, 2014

Want a clue to the new Thor's identity? Want to see her in action? Too bad! You get nothing! No Thor for you!

CW Casts White Guy as Ra's Al Ghul

CW Casts White Guy as Ra's Al Ghul

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

This follows the proud tradition of casting other white dudes as Ra's al Ghul.

Neil Gaiman's Hansel and Gretel Book That Doesn't Come Out Until Next Month Already Optioned for Movie

Neil Gaiman's Hansel and Gretel Book That Doesn't Come Out Until Next Month Already Optioned for Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

Suck on that, Mark Millar!

DC Editing Team Narrowly Dodges Hazardous Cassandra Cain Appearance in Batwing: Future's End #1

DC Editing Team Narrowly Dodges Hazardous Cassandra Cain Appearance in Batwing: Future's End #1

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

If only they could be as thorough in explaining past New 52 continuity as they are in in efficiently quarantining toxic characters.

First Second Announces

First Second Announces "Secret Coders" Graphic Novel Series by Gene Luen Yang, Mike Holmes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

The new GN series will be like "Harry Potter only with computers instead of wands".

Marvel Will Finally Publish New Miracleman Content

Marvel Will Finally Publish New Miracleman Content

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

After years of teasing they had purchased the property and months of reprints, the publisher will finally produce new comics featuring the character.

The Secret Six is Back!

The Secret Six is Back!

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

Gail Simone and Ken Lashley are bringing the DC cult classic to the New 52!

Would Al Pacino Join the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Cast?!

Would Al Pacino Join the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Cast?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

If the situation were to hypothetically arise where Pacino was hypothetically offered a part in a hypothetical film, he would hypothetically say yes.

Hey Nerds! Check Out These Anti-Bullying Variants From Marvel, And Give Us Your Lunch Money!

Hey Nerds! Check Out These Anti-Bullying Variants From Marvel, And Give Us Your Lunch Money!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

*pounds fist into hand repeatedly*

New Line Didn't Get Memo on

New Line Didn't Get Memo on "No Jokes" DC Policy, Will Make Shazam Movie "Fun"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

How could they have missed this company-wide policy that every website reported on as if it was proven fact?!

The Flash Casts Another Prison Break Actor as a Villain

The Flash Casts Another Prison Break Actor as a Villain

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

The CW seems to be following a villain when casting Flash villains.

Top 10 Things You Need To Know About Marvel’s Death Of Wolverine Event

Top 10 Things You Need To Know About Marvel’s Death Of Wolverine Event

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

I'm sure it will be really good; the word "death" is in the title.

The Rock Finally Announces He's Playing Black Adam

The Rock Finally Announces He's Playing Black Adam

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

The Rock tweeted his long hinted at role this morning.

Is There a Supergirl TV Show On The Way?

Is There a Supergirl TV Show On The Way?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

That's what Bleeding Cool is claiming, and we know how accurate they are.

Marvel Announces They've Gone Charles Soule Exclusive

Marvel Announces They've Gone Charles Soule Exclusive

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

The comics publisher announced that they've signed an exclusive contract with the versatile writer, potentially putting dozens out of work.

Netflix to Pay $1.75 Million Per Episode for Fox's Batman Prequel

Netflix to Pay $1.75 Million Per Episode for Fox's Batman Prequel "Gotham"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

Don't they realize they can just watch it on network TV for free?!

Disney Announces New Opportunity for Websites to Get Unique Hits for Articles About Frozen by Announcing New Frozen Animated Short

Disney Announces New Opportunity for Websites to Get Unique Hits for Articles About Frozen by Announcing New Frozen Animated Short

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2014

Maybe we've got the order of importance mixed up here...

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