Tuesday, August 4, 2015 • Evening Edition • "In this issue: an Outhouser will DIE!"
Robin Williams Found Dead At Age 63.

Robin Williams Found Dead At Age 63.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

Robin Williams has reportedly died following an apparent suicide.

Remender To Use Seventh Grade Level Of Understanding Of Good & Evil In New Marvel Comic

Remender To Use Seventh Grade Level Of Understanding Of Good & Evil In New Marvel Comic

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

The as of yet unnamed book will probably not save you in the event of a “hobo piss” flood.

Outhouse Reporter Doing Best Not To Scream Like A Freaking Fanboy Over Latest Star Wars Casting Rumor

Outhouse Reporter Doing Best Not To Scream Like A Freaking Fanboy Over Latest Star Wars Casting Rumor

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

Deep breaths Deep breaths It’s only a movie….

Clash of the Corporate Titans: Amazon Takes on Disney With Captain America 2 Blu Rays on the Line

Clash of the Corporate Titans: Amazon Takes on Disney With Captain America 2 Blu Rays on the Line

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

It's corporate person vs corporate person in a battle for the ages, and the only sure winner is "not you!"

San Diego Comic-Con Now Suing Salt Lake Comic Con Over

San Diego Comic-Con Now Suing Salt Lake Comic Con Over "Comic Con" Name

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

Following up on the cease and desist letter last month, SDCC has filed a lawsuit against SLCC.

Megan Fox Was Right: 'TMNT' Huge Hit, Sequel Announced for 2016

Megan Fox Was Right: 'TMNT' Huge Hit, Sequel Announced for 2016

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 10, 2014

Some people just want to see the cinema world burn, apparently. In related news: there's already an OH! pool to force Zechs to see the sequel... wait what?

Frozen's Next Chapter In 2015

Frozen's Next Chapter In 2015

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 10, 2014

In print.

No Hope Left for Humanity as Michael Bay's TMNT On Track for $65 Million Opening Weekend

No Hope Left for Humanity as Michael Bay's TMNT On Track for $65 Million Opening Weekend

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 9, 2014

Despite being panned by critics and anyone with sense, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks like it will beat Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend.

Marvel's Fan-Voted Top 75 Comics of All Time

Marvel's Fan-Voted Top 75 Comics of All Time

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 9, 2014

Get ready to become irrationally angry at a meaningless list of comic books!

R.I.P. Menahem Golan (1929-2014)

R.I.P. Menahem Golan (1929-2014)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 9, 2014

The man whose film whose company gave us terribly bad (yet so freaking awesome) movies has passed away.

Zack Snyder Calls Detroit Radio Station to Argue About Aquaman

Zack Snyder Calls Detroit Radio Station to Argue About Aquaman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Those jocks better watch out if they don't want to get their necks snapped like Zod.

Michael Bay's TMNT Movie is So Bad, IDW Has Slashed Prices on All Turtles Digital Comics by 50%

Michael Bay's TMNT Movie is So Bad, IDW Has Slashed Prices on All Turtles Digital Comics by 50%

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

In an attempt to cut their losses, IDW is trying to get rid of all their digital TMNT comics before Bay's movie ruins the franchise forever. BUT WILL THEY BE TOO LATE?!

Universal Gets Movie Rights to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles

Universal Gets Movie Rights to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Just what we needed - another True Blood ripoff!

Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie “A Real Thing”

Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie “A Real Thing”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

“I just assumed it was some weird post modern internet art that I just didn’t ‘get.’” ~RU

Marvel Provides Free Guardians of the Galaxy Screening, Collectible Swag to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

Marvel Provides Free Guardians of the Galaxy Screening, Collectible Swag to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Afghanistan is the new comic con.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Casts Twin Peaks' Kyle MacLachlan in Important Role

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Casts Twin Peaks' Kyle MacLachlan in Important Role

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

MacLachlan will play Skye's dad in the second season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

DC Revolutionizes Variant Covers This November!

DC Revolutionizes Variant Covers This November!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

This is just too awesome for words.

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