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Flash Producers Confirm Plans to Introduce African-American Wally West, Hope to Bathe In the Salty Tears of Racists

Flash Producers Confirm Plans to Introduce African-American Wally West, Hope to Bathe In the Salty Tears of Racists

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The producers confirmed that they hope to introduce a Black Wally West eventually.

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The respected "writer of many things, one of which happens to be comics," was revealed to be the legendary nineteenth century murderer.

DC Shocker: Dan Didio Teases New Crisis Event

DC Shocker: Dan Didio Teases New Crisis Event

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

This is a truly shocking move that absolutely no one saw coming.

OUTHOUSE EXCLUSIVE: Marvel Issues Press Release About Guardians Of The Galaxy Taking Box Office Top Spot

OUTHOUSE EXCLUSIVE: Marvel Issues Press Release About Guardians Of The Galaxy Taking Box Office Top Spot

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

I didn't even know we were still on their press release list.

New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Episode Finds Its Way Onto Internet & Zechs Rejoices

New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Episode Finds Its Way Onto Internet & Zechs Rejoices

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 8, 2014

The leaked episode is just one big homage to greatest film ever made: Big Trouble in Little China. SQUEE!!!!!!

'The Legend of Korra' Book 4 Title Revealed: Balance

'The Legend of Korra' Book 4 Title Revealed: Balance

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 7, 2014

The fourth season's "Book" title has been revealed alogn with more news on the next season.

'Hellsing Ultimate' is Unleashed on Toonami

'Hellsing Ultimate' is Unleashed on Toonami

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 7, 2014

The popular OVA-series will premiere on the animated action block starting at 3 am (EST) NEXT Saturday night.

Bleeding Cool Doesn't Know How to Use Google to Look Up Semi-Vague Comic References

Bleeding Cool Doesn't Know How to Use Google to Look Up Semi-Vague Comic References

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 6, 2014

Let me Google that for you.

Kickstarter: If You Like The Sixth Gun, Why Not Try Pariah Missouri?

Kickstarter: If You Like The Sixth Gun, Why Not Try Pariah Missouri?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2014

If you read one comic book where a Native American turns into a spirit bear and kicks the crap out of a succubus this year, let it be Pariah, Missouri!

Now Bluewater Is Making a Comic About The Joker and Aurora Shooter James Holmes

Now Bluewater Is Making a Comic About The Joker and Aurora Shooter James Holmes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2014

The comic is a "biography" of The Joker and the real life copycat crimes he inspires.

Geoff Johns Forever Evil Signing Event Press Release Reads Like Parody

Geoff Johns Forever Evil Signing Event Press Release Reads Like Parody

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2014

Johns will be signing copies of "truly the most epic crossover event of all time" at a Barnes and Noble in L.A.

A Look At Vision From 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'

A Look At Vision From 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 6, 2014

Looks surprisingly like the comic book version.

Emmett Scanlan Cast as Jim Corrigan (The Spectre) on Constantine

Emmett Scanlan Cast as Jim Corrigan (The Spectre) on Constantine

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2014

Clearly someone didn't read the "Irish Need Not Apply" signs.

Warner Bros CEO Admits Layoffs On The Way

Warner Bros CEO Admits Layoffs On The Way "At Every Level"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 5, 2014

In a corporate memo, Kevin Tsuijhara revealed that "positions would be eliminated at every level throughout the studio."

Here's a Completely Useless Preview of the New Female Thor Comic

Here's a Completely Useless Preview of the New Female Thor Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 5, 2014

Want a clue to the new Thor's identity? Want to see her in action? Too bad! You get nothing! No Thor for you!

CW Casts White Guy as Ra's Al Ghul

CW Casts White Guy as Ra's Al Ghul

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

This follows the proud tradition of casting other white dudes as Ra's al Ghul.

Neil Gaiman's Hansel and Gretel Book That Doesn't Come Out Until Next Month Already Optioned for Movie

Neil Gaiman's Hansel and Gretel Book That Doesn't Come Out Until Next Month Already Optioned for Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2014

Suck on that, Mark Millar!

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