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Rogue Cut from X-Men: Days of Future Past

Rogue Cut from X-Men: Days of Future Past

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 21, 2013

Apparently there was one mutant too many running around in Bryan Singer's upcoming X-Men film and Anna Paquin dyed that skunk stripe in her hair for nothing.

Painful Death Linked to Not Buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising

Painful Death Linked to Not Buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

A recently concluded study claims to conclusively link not buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising to death by exploding genitalia and other horrific methods.

Another Villain Possibly Added to Avengers: Age of Ultron

Another Villain Possibly Added to Avengers: Age of Ultron

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

The next Avengers movie might be getting even more crowded, with rumors of Baron Von Strucker added to the roster.

Marvel Distributes Cylindrical Presses to the Masses

Marvel Distributes Cylindrical Presses to the Masses

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Marvel's 2014 calenders are now at local comic book stores.

Agents of SHIELD to Introduce Second Comic Book Villain

Agents of SHIELD to Introduce Second Comic Book Villain

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Mind you, it's a tiny villain, but it's a start.

Today is D-Day at DC Comics

Today is D-Day at DC Comics

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Today is the deadline for employees to inform the company whether they plan on moving west.

New Star Wars Rebels Concept Art Emerges From The Shadows

New Star Wars Rebels Concept Art Emerges From The Shadows

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Well, it might actually be going the opposite way.

Sexism in Comics: The Saga Continues

Sexism in Comics: The Saga Continues

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Two new sexism stories hit the net today, and you should take a moment to read about them.

Reserve Your Place On The Space Battleship Yamato Today

Reserve Your Place On The Space Battleship Yamato Today

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

We're off to outer space starting February 2014

Marvel Shocker: Wacker Heads West to Marvel Animation

Marvel Shocker: Wacker Heads West to Marvel Animation

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

The longtime thorn in Internet commentators' sides is rumored to be taking a position in Marvel Animation.

Outhouse Finally Gets Around to Naming 2012

Outhouse Finally Gets Around to Naming 2012 "Comic Industrialist of the Year" Award Winner

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

The Outhouse is twelve months late in handing out the award.

Outhouse Exclusively Quotes Two Exclusive Articles Exclusively About Dark Horse's Project Black Sky, Thus Creating Super-Exclusive Article

Outhouse Exclusively Quotes Two Exclusive Articles Exclusively About Dark Horse's Project Black Sky, Thus Creating Super-Exclusive Article

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

EXCLUSIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

616 Residents Shocked By Hillbilly Reality Star’s Anti-Mutant Bias

616 Residents Shocked By Hillbilly Reality Star’s Anti-Mutant Bias

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

When reached for comment, Dr. Doom asked if we can’t just hate everyone equally.

Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

Studies show that 20% more unique hits are gained from articles with the word 'exclusive' in the headline.

Image Releases Variant Cover for Sex Criminals, Wins Internet

Image Releases Variant Cover for Sex Criminals, Wins Internet

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

Just look at the damn cover. It's glorious.

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

The beleaguered actor's plagiarism, if left unchecked, could threaten the very fabric of reality.

Comixology Brings 700 of zee French Language Comics to L'American Market Today, No?

Comixology Brings 700 of zee French Language Comics to L'American Market Today, No?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2013

Oui oui! Poo poo! Haw haw!

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