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DC Comics Announces Plan to Boost Sales by Burying All Copies of Next Event in New Mexico Landfill, Waiting 20 Years.

DC Comics Announces Plan to Boost Sales by Burying All Copies of Next Event in New Mexico Landfill, Waiting 20 Years.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 9, 2015

Inspired by reports that copies of recently unearthed ‘E.T.’ Atari Games dug up in New Mexico had sold for over $108,000, DC Comics announced plans to follow suit by burying all copies of their next crossover event directly in a landfill. #DCPU

Why Are People Angry at Nathan Edmondson, The New Writer of Marvel's Red Wolf?

Why Are People Angry at Nathan Edmondson, The New Writer of Marvel's Red Wolf?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2015

We may not have the answers, but maybe it's time to start asking the question.

Man With Perfect Grasp of Battleworld Unable to Locate Syria on Map.

Man With Perfect Grasp of Battleworld Unable to Locate Syria on Map.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 8, 2015

"Damn, I guess I really have no clue," the 34-year-old comic fan admitted sheepishly while pointing at Israel.

Rumor: Warner Bros Requesting Changes to Batman v. Superman; Less Superman, More Batman

Rumor: Warner Bros Requesting Changes to Batman v. Superman; Less Superman, More Batman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2015

Basically, just take Superman out entirely.

Architect of Marvel Universe Jonathan Hickman Once Again Upstaged at Hickman Family BBQ by Engineer Cousin.

Architect of Marvel Universe Jonathan Hickman Once Again Upstaged at Hickman Family BBQ by Engineer Cousin.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 8, 2015

The all-star writer and artist grit his teeth and smiled sheepishly as relatives reminded him that his cousin Phil is an ‘actual’ architect that designed the new TD Bank in downtown Charleston.

Titan Takes Over Skydoll, Italian Sex Android Comic Formerly Published by Marvel

Titan Takes Over Skydoll, Italian Sex Android Comic Formerly Published by Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2015

Titan will publish a new graphic novel, Skydoll: Decade, in January.

Marvel Announces Red Wolf by Edmondson and Veregge

Marvel Announces Red Wolf by Edmondson and Veregge

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2015

Mashable has the scoop, and The Outhouse has the copy and paste!

'The Venture Brothers' Returns.. February 7, 2016

'The Venture Brothers' Returns.. February 7, 2016

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 7, 2015

So basically we have to wait six more months for ALL NEW Venture Brothers!!

"Marmaduke" Creator Brad Anderson Has Passed Away

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on September 6, 2015

Brad Anderson was 91 and had worked on "Marmaduke" for 60 years.

'Nicktoons' Assemble?

'Nicktoons' Assemble?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 6, 2015

Will these toons form to shoot a movie no single toon could support?

Toonami: 'Intruder 2' Schedule & 'Parasyte' Premiere Date Revealed!!

Toonami: 'Intruder 2' Schedule & 'Parasyte' Premiere Date Revealed!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 6, 2015

During the Toonami panel at Dragon Con, the day when the next new anime was announced, the schedule to when long-awaited sequel to the Intruder was also revealed.

Arrow Season 4 Trailer Drops - Fans Who Clamored for Diggle to Get Superhero Costume Immediately Start Complaining

Arrow Season 4 Trailer Drops - Fans Who Clamored for Diggle to Get Superhero Costume Immediately Start Complaining

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 5, 2015

Did you catch the Season 4 trailer last night? Did you stay up until 3 am posting on message boards about how much you hate Diggle's helmet? Can you click this link anyway, so I can beat Jude this month in post views?

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.': Lincoln Gets A Codename & Season 3 Peek

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.': Lincoln Gets A Codename & Season 3 Peek

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 5, 2015

No it's not "Living Lightning"…

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Outhousers Staff Required to Battle to Death Over Holiday Weekend in 'Jemas Games'

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Outhousers Staff Required to Battle to Death Over Holiday Weekend in 'Jemas Games'

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

The Jemas Games will pit Outhouse staff against fellow writers, mutated freaks, and exotic creatures from Bill Jemas' personal menagerie in a battle to the death.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': C-3PO's New Arm Featured In Comic

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': C-3PO's New Arm Featured In Comic

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

You can catch him red-handed

It's No Longer Just Marvel's Shoddy Business Practices that are Rehashing the Nineties

It's No Longer Just Marvel's Shoddy Business Practices that are Rehashing the Nineties

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

Marvel revealed its December variant theme: Marvel '92!

Marvel Shocker: Identity of Totally Awesome Hulk Revealed!

Marvel Shocker: Identity of Totally Awesome Hulk Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2015

Who is that handsome man with the green skin and the faux hawk? Click to find out, True Believers!

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