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ROM: SpaceKnight to Return to SDCC

ROM: SpaceKnight to Return to SDCC

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on July 8, 2014

Nope, this isn't a misleading title at all...

JK Rowling Just Wrote a New Harry Potter Story, Internet Collapses

JK Rowling Just Wrote a New Harry Potter Story, Internet Collapses

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on July 8, 2014

Not a joke, not a lie, just a short story about a 34 year old Harry Potter.

Jeff Lemire Opts Out of DC Exclusive Contract, Takes New Superhero Book

Jeff Lemire Opts Out of DC Exclusive Contract, Takes New Superhero Book "The Black Hammer" to Dark Horse

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on July 8, 2014

Okay, he didn't opt out, but it's NBA free agency season, so bear with me.

Extended Trailer for 'Guardians of the Galaxy'

Extended Trailer for 'Guardians of the Galaxy'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on July 8, 2014

Marvel has released a new extended trailer for Guardians before its August premiere.

Outhouse Denies Rumors It Plans to Plunder CBR's Yacht at San Diego Comic Con

Outhouse Denies Rumors It Plans to Plunder CBR's Yacht at San Diego Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 8, 2014

Under no circumstances will representatives of the satirical comic book website board CBR's boat dressed as pirates and force their reporters to walk the plank.

DC Won't Allow Superman Logo to Appear on Memorial for Murdered Child

DC Won't Allow Superman Logo to Appear on Memorial for Murdered Child

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

The company has reportedly declined to allow their logo to appear on a bronze statue of Jeffrey Baldwin, saying they do not want Superman associated with child abuse.

 [SPOILERS] The Townsfolk From Blazing Saddles React To Rumored New Captain America

[SPOILERS] The Townsfolk From Blazing Saddles React To Rumored New Captain America

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

I wonder what they’ll say.

Social Justice Crusade Takes Odd Twist After Outraged Fans Demand Marvel #FireRickRemender

Social Justice Crusade Takes Odd Twist After Outraged Fans Demand Marvel #FireRickRemender

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

A lot of people are gonna be drowning in hobo piss today!

Horror-ific Variant Covers From DC This October

Horror-ific Variant Covers From DC This October

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

Just in time for Halloween. I wonder if they planned it that way.

Brandon Routh Returns to Superheroics in Arrow this Fall

Brandon Routh Returns to Superheroics in Arrow this Fall

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

He's playing a really super man in Arrow this fall.

DC Announces

DC Announces "Trinity of Sin" Ongoing

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

With creative team J.M. DeMatteis and Yvel Guichet.

Greg Land To “Draw” Spider-Woman’s Ongoing For Marvel

Greg Land To “Draw” Spider-Woman’s Ongoing For Marvel

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

There’s still time to tell the artist which porn star you’d like him to “reference” for the character.

ASSHOLE LEAK DR. WHO SERIES 8 SCRIPTS

ASSHOLE LEAK DR. WHO SERIES 8 SCRIPTS

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

THIS GUY MONSTER, NOT FRANK!

They Can’t All Be Winners; Cullen Bunn To Write “Lobo” Series

They Can’t All Be Winners; Cullen Bunn To Write “Lobo” Series

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

Yea, yea, I know, it’s not nice to pass judgment before a book comes out, but it’s Lobo.

In Latest Insult, Scottish Saltire Invasion Nominated for

In Latest Insult, Scottish Saltire Invasion Nominated for "Favourite British Comic" Award

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2014

As the referendum on Scottish independence looms, a British comic awards committee spitefully nominates Scotland's first Superhero for a British award category.

Mighty No. 9 The Animated Series Announced

Mighty No. 9 The Animated Series Announced

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 6, 2014

The kickstarted robot will get his own cartoon.

Cubano Review: New Trailer For Foxcatcher, Staring Channing Tatum and Steve Carell Released.

Cubano Review: New Trailer For Foxcatcher, Staring Channing Tatum and Steve Carell Released.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on July 6, 2014

New trailer for film starring Channing Tatum as Olympic wrestler Mark Schultz, and Steve Carell, the crazed millionaire who killed Schultz's brother.

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