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Chris Hemsworth to Join Cast of Vacation Reboot?

Chris Hemsworth to Join Cast of Vacation Reboot?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

He's in talks to play Audrey Griswold's husband in the movie, which relaunches the Vacation franchise for a new generation.

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

And people will buy them because people suck.

Game of Thrones Director Neil Marshall Wants to Make a Black Widow Movie

Game of Thrones Director Neil Marshall Wants to Make a Black Widow Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

He mentioned it in an interview, and now the internet will do our best to make it come true.

Chloe Moretz is Done With Hit Girl Because You're a Bunch of No Good Stinking Pirates

Chloe Moretz is Done With Hit Girl Because You're a Bunch of No Good Stinking Pirates

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

The Kick-Ass actress also shared her thoughts on female superheroes in movies.

Lizard-Themed Cyber Terrorists Fight American Imperialism With DDOS Attack on Sony Playstation Network

Lizard-Themed Cyber Terrorists Fight American Imperialism With DDOS Attack on Sony Playstation Network

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

We are not making anything about this story up.

Josh Trank Answers 'Fantastic Four' Questions, Offers 'First Look' at The Thing

Josh Trank Answers 'Fantastic Four' Questions, Offers 'First Look' at The Thing

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on August 24, 2014

Fantastic Four Director Josh Trank had a Q&A on Twitter today and offered answers to some of the major fan questions about the new movie.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Bombs at Box Office

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Bombs at Box Office

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2014

It took nine years to make just $7 million dollars? Should have invested in war bonds.

Milo Manara Responds to Spider-Woman Covergate

Milo Manara Responds to Spider-Woman Covergate

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

Now with more hilarious Google translation!

Did Evangeline Lily Get a Haircut for Ant-Man Filming?

Did Evangeline Lily Get a Haircut for Ant-Man Filming?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

No... she got THEM ALL CUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter

DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

DC reportedly doesn't want unlicensed fan art being sold for charity when it's made by a guy who sends pictures of his junk to women that didn't ask for them.

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

Lots of people are talking about the new Power Girl, but one specific physical characteristic is stirring up lots of outrage.

DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December

DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December "Dick Pics" Variant Theme in Wake of Yale Stewart Scandal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

The announcement couldn't have come at a worse time as the brewing scandal over Stewart's allegedly unsolicited explicit photographs exploded yesterday.

They're Just Showing Off Now: Agents of SHIELD Casts Absorbing Man

They're Just Showing Off Now: Agents of SHIELD Casts Absorbing Man

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

The ABC show really wants you to know that they heard your complaints about it not having any comic book characters.

Fox and BOOM! Studios Take Relationship to Next Level

Fox and BOOM! Studios Take Relationship to Next Level

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

Wedding bells and baby bumps may be in the future for this adorable Hollywood couple!

Superman's 'Dawn of Justice' Costume Uncovered

Superman's 'Dawn of Justice' Costume Uncovered

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

Still no red underwear, get over it.

Yale Stewart Implicated in Dick Pic Scandal

Yale Stewart Implicated in Dick Pic Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 20, 2014

Several reports of the creator sending out inappropriate pictures to female professionals were confirmed when he posted a response today.

Bendis Reveals Portland Comics Scene's Source of Creative Juju, Steals Idea from Six Year Old

Bendis Reveals Portland Comics Scene's Source of Creative Juju, Steals Idea from Six Year Old

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 20, 2014

"It was like taking candy from a child slightly older than a baby," the Guardians of the Galaxy scribe reportedly said.

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