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James Gunn Knows When We'll See a 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Trailer

James Gunn Knows When We'll See a 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Trailer

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 29, 2013

There is no telling what else this man knows about the movie!

Millennium Falcon May Appear in Star Wars Ep. VII

Millennium Falcon May Appear in Star Wars Ep. VII

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 29, 2013

Your daily Star Wars rumor is brought to you courtesy of that old bucket of bolts, the Millennium Falcon.

Green Goblin, Rhino & Electro Featured in New Amazing Spider-Man 2 Poster

Green Goblin, Rhino & Electro Featured in New Amazing Spider-Man 2 Poster

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 29, 2013

I don't know if this is fake, or if I just want it to be.

Turkey Begs for Release from Constant Comic Death and Resurrection Cycle

Turkey Begs for Release from Constant Comic Death and Resurrection Cycle

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 28, 2013

The turkey has been eaten five times only to be brought back to life repeatedly.

Happy Thanksgiving from the Outhouse

Happy Thanksgiving from the Outhouse

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on November 28, 2013

We'd like to thank all our readers and wish them a Happy Turkey Day!

X-Box Breaks Down Gender Stereotypes With New Ad Campaign

X-Box Breaks Down Gender Stereotypes With New Ad Campaign

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

The campaign allows women to send their boyfriends a letter convincing them to stop knitting and get an X-Box One.

Inhuman #1 Delayed, Joe Madureira Revealed to be Ent

Inhuman #1 Delayed, Joe Madureira Revealed to be Ent

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

The artist is apparently actually a giant tree person, which explains a lot.

Google Play Selling Image Comics, Including Sex Criminals

Google Play Selling Image Comics, Including Sex Criminals

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

Thumbing its nose at prudish rival Apple, Google is offering the mature rated Matt Fraction/Chip Zdarsky comic.

Agents of SHIELD Fails to Beat 50 Year Old Television Program in Ratings

Agents of SHIELD Fails to Beat 50 Year Old Television Program in Ratings

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

Audiences preferred dated stop motion animation and voice acting to the ABC drama.

XBox Live Cracks Down on Cursing

XBox Live Cracks Down on Cursing

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

Granted, this won't actually effect the problem area of multiplayer, but it does censor content creators - yay?

'Friday the 13th' RETURNS on Friday the 13th

'Friday the 13th' RETURNS on Friday the 13th

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

You just can't keep a horror franchise down; as Jason Voorhees will once again terrorize sinners on Friday the 13th, 2015!

Marvel Fans Heartbroken at Totally Permanent [SPOILERS] in Uncanny Avengers That Won't At All Be Reversed Next Issue

Marvel Fans Heartbroken at Totally Permanent [SPOILERS] in Uncanny Avengers That Won't At All Be Reversed Next Issue

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

The absolutely permanent [SPOILERS] occurred in Uncanny Avengers #14.

Actor Frank Grillo Says We May See More Crossbones in Future Marvel Movies

Actor Frank Grillo Says We May See More Crossbones in Future Marvel Movies

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

Of course, if he keeps blabbing stuff, we may see a different actor playing him next time.

Is Family Guy's Brian Griffin Really Dead?

Is Family Guy's Brian Griffin Really Dead?

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

We all have read too many comic books to not know the answer to this.

Being Evil Takes its Toll: 'Game of Thrones' King Joffrey to Quit Acting

Being Evil Takes its Toll: 'Game of Thrones' King Joffrey to Quit Acting

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 26, 2013

Jack Gleeson, the actor made famous for playing one of the most despicable people in Westeros on HBO's Game of Thrones, wants to become a humanitarian.

Next From Bendis & Oeming: 'The United States of Murder, Inc.'

Next From Bendis & Oeming: 'The United States of Murder, Inc.'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 26, 2013

Sounds like a happy-go-lucky, coming-of-age story...

Trailer for 'Hercules: The Legend Begins'

Trailer for 'Hercules: The Legend Begins'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 26, 2013

No, not the movie based on the comic that the Rock is starring in, the other Hercules movie.

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