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Pepsi CEO Red Skull Pleased with Influx of Customers after Coke Superbowl Ad

Pepsi CEO Red Skull Pleased with Influx of Customers after Coke Superbowl Ad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

A coke commercial aired during the superbowl featuring un-American people doing un-American things set to un-American music.

Press Release Reveals comiXology Spying on French Citizens

Press Release Reveals comiXology Spying on French Citizens

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

The digital comics retailer has been gathering data on the French people at an alarming rate.

Police Suspect Dark Horse Comics in Recent Jewel Heist

Police Suspect Dark Horse Comics in Recent Jewel Heist

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

The company reportedly made off with a record number of gems.

J.K. Rowling Says Hermione Should Have Ended Up With Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling Says Hermione Should Have Ended Up With Harry Potter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

The writer apparently wants to produce fanfic about her own work.

DC Comics Apologizes For Lackluster Denver Broncos Reboot

DC Comics Apologizes For Lackluster Denver Broncos Reboot

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

At his local bar last night, Scott Lobdell was heard to say “At least they can’t blame me for this mess.”

Hundreds Injured As Internet Fanboys Trip Over Themselves to Be the First to Re-Declare They Won't See “Superman/Batman”

Hundreds Injured As Internet Fanboys Trip Over Themselves to Be the First to Re-Declare They Won't See “Superman/Batman”

By Jeff Moss in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

Hospitals reported record numbers after last week's casting news.

New 'Captain America 2: Winter Soldier' Trailers & Images

New 'Captain America 2: Winter Soldier' Trailers & Images

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

New spots and pics for Cap 2 released today.

'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Superbowl Trailer

'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Superbowl Trailer

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

Grimlock smash!

New (Almost Four Minute Long) 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Trailer

New (Almost Four Minute Long) 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' Trailer

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

The new Superbowlified Amazing Spidey trailer.

Retro City Rampage: DX Goes Gold in North America

Retro City Rampage: DX Goes Gold in North America

By GLX in News with Benefits on February 2, 2014

The 3DS version of the hit indie game will be available sometime in February 2014 on the Nintendo 3DS eShop for $9.99.

2014 Superbowl Commercials Open Thread

2014 Superbowl Commercials Open Thread

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 1, 2014

Join us to talk about your favorite commercials airing during this year's Superbowl (yes, they've already started).

A Ch-ch-chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Revival Movie?

A Ch-ch-chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Revival Movie?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 1, 2014

A live-action/CG hybrid movie... are they nuts?

Blecch - First Look at Action Figures for Michael Bay's 'TMNT'

Blecch - First Look at Action Figures for Michael Bay's 'TMNT'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 1, 2014

You've seen and lamented the poster, final image statues, and Halloween costume. Now, behold the figures from the toy line, and weep!

DC Shocker: DC Credits Eric Powell Batman Cover to Ryan Sook

DC Shocker: DC Credits Eric Powell Batman Cover to Ryan Sook

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 31, 2014

Powell posted a photo of the error, which credited Ryan Sook with Powell's cover to Arkham: Living Hell, on Facebook.

Editorial Shocker: Marvel Poaches Batman Editor Mike Marts From DC

Editorial Shocker: Marvel Poaches Batman Editor Mike Marts From DC

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 31, 2014

Jealous of all the accolades DC's editorial department receives, Marvel has recruited Mike Marts as their new Executive Editor.

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Jesse "Full Head of Hair" Eisenberg Cast as Lex Luthor in Man of Steel Sequel

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 31, 2014

Also, Jeremy Irons has been cast as Alfred.

Outrage Erupts Again Over Last Night's Big Bang Theory

Outrage Erupts Again Over Last Night's Big Bang Theory

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 31, 2014

Media watchdogs upset over show's portrayal of James Earl Jones, tea parties.

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