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Marvel Provides Free Guardians of the Galaxy Screening, Collectible Swag to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

Marvel Provides Free Guardians of the Galaxy Screening, Collectible Swag to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Afghanistan is the new comic con.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Casts Twin Peaks' Kyle MacLachlan in Important Role

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Casts Twin Peaks' Kyle MacLachlan in Important Role

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

MacLachlan will play Skye's dad in the second season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

DC Revolutionizes Variant Covers This November!

DC Revolutionizes Variant Covers This November!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

This is just too awesome for words.

The CW Reveals Latest Trailer For

The CW Reveals Latest Trailer For "The Flash"

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

Could this be a hint of an upcoming plot for 'The Flash'?

Recently Announced Assassin's Creed Game Proves That No One Can Spell

Recently Announced Assassin's Creed Game Proves That No One Can Spell "Rogue"

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

Like, at all. Ever.

Patrick Zircher Only Person to Take Randy Queen's Side in DMCA Takedown Controversy

Patrick Zircher Only Person to Take Randy Queen's Side in DMCA Takedown Controversy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

Well, *somebody* had to take Queen's side.

"Award Winning" BOOM! Studios "Proud" to Release So-Called "Humble" Bundle

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

In a press release announcing their Humble Bundle, BOOM! Studios is anything but.

Former Unpaid Intern Suing Marvel for Minimum Wage

Former Unpaid Intern Suing Marvel for Minimum Wage

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

Another attack on innocent job creators by bloodsucking parasites who outrageously want to be paid in exchange for labor.

DC Announces New

DC Announces New "Untitled DC Film" Franchise with 9 Release Dates

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

The company has announced a new superhero movie franchise with 8 planned sequels.

WB Loses June 2016 Game of Chicken, Moves Batman v Superman Release Date to March

WB Loses June 2016 Game of Chicken, Moves Batman v Superman Release Date to March

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

That sound you hear is WB's car careening off the road after losing the May 6 standoff.

Randy Queen Backs Down from Threatening Blogs Who Criticize His Artwork

Randy Queen Backs Down from Threatening Blogs Who Criticize His Artwork

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

The artist had previously used DMCA takedowns and legal threats to attack blogs that criticized him.

DC Reboots Another Set of Iconic Characters...BECAUSE THEY CAN.

DC Reboots Another Set of Iconic Characters...BECAUSE THEY CAN.

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

More childhoods ruined and whatnot.

Star Wars Rebels Extended Preview!

Star Wars Rebels Extended Preview!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

The Empire's shadow looms over Lothal…

'Young Justice' WILL RETURN.. on 'Teen Titans Go!'

'Young Justice' WILL RETURN.. on 'Teen Titans Go!'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

We warned ya not to go playing around in that Pet Sematary Young Justice fans! Whelp, now a cross-over episode has been announced with Teen Titans Go!, the first show to have been buried in that ancient cursed land.

Outhouse Finds Six Guardians of the Galaxy Easter Eggs NO ONE ELSE HAS!!! (spoilers)

Outhouse Finds Six Guardians of the Galaxy Easter Eggs NO ONE ELSE HAS!!! (spoilers)

By Terror and Copter in News with Benefits on August 5, 2014

If you're reading other sites' Guardians of the Galaxy Easter egg articles, you're missing out on some of the most important ones!

See Deleted Scenes From The Captain America: The Winter Soldier

See Deleted Scenes From The Captain America: The Winter Soldier

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 5, 2014

To be included on the Captain America: The Winter Soldier Blu-Ray & Digital.

Continuing Assault on Haters, TMNT Movie Releases Megan Fox Featurette, Rap Video, B-Roll Footage

Continuing Assault on Haters, TMNT Movie Releases Megan Fox Featurette, Rap Video, B-Roll Footage

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 5, 2014

Aggghhh!!! The horror! The horror!!!!

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