Wednesday, September 2, 2015 • Evening Edition • "For when you've got nowhere else to go."
R.I.P. Menahem Golan (1929-2014)

R.I.P. Menahem Golan (1929-2014)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 9, 2014

The man whose film whose company gave us terribly bad (yet so freaking awesome) movies has passed away.

Zack Snyder Calls Detroit Radio Station to Argue About Aquaman

Zack Snyder Calls Detroit Radio Station to Argue About Aquaman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Those jocks better watch out if they don't want to get their necks snapped like Zod.

Michael Bay's TMNT Movie is So Bad, IDW Has Slashed Prices on All Turtles Digital Comics by 50%

Michael Bay's TMNT Movie is So Bad, IDW Has Slashed Prices on All Turtles Digital Comics by 50%

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

In an attempt to cut their losses, IDW is trying to get rid of all their digital TMNT comics before Bay's movie ruins the franchise forever. BUT WILL THEY BE TOO LATE?!

Universal Gets Movie Rights to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles

Universal Gets Movie Rights to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Just what we needed - another True Blood ripoff!

Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie “A Real Thing”

Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie “A Real Thing”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

“I just assumed it was some weird post modern internet art that I just didn’t ‘get.’” ~RU

Marvel Provides Free Guardians of the Galaxy Screening, Collectible Swag to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

Marvel Provides Free Guardians of the Galaxy Screening, Collectible Swag to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

Afghanistan is the new comic con.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Casts Twin Peaks' Kyle MacLachlan in Important Role

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Casts Twin Peaks' Kyle MacLachlan in Important Role

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 8, 2014

MacLachlan will play Skye's dad in the second season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

DC Revolutionizes Variant Covers This November!

DC Revolutionizes Variant Covers This November!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

This is just too awesome for words.

The CW Reveals Latest Trailer For

The CW Reveals Latest Trailer For "The Flash"

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

Could this be a hint of an upcoming plot for 'The Flash'?

Recently Announced Assassin's Creed Game Proves That No One Can Spell

Recently Announced Assassin's Creed Game Proves That No One Can Spell "Rogue"

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on August 7, 2014

Like, at all. Ever.

Patrick Zircher Only Person to Take Randy Queen's Side in DMCA Takedown Controversy

Patrick Zircher Only Person to Take Randy Queen's Side in DMCA Takedown Controversy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

Well, *somebody* had to take Queen's side.

"Award Winning" BOOM! Studios "Proud" to Release So-Called "Humble" Bundle

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

In a press release announcing their Humble Bundle, BOOM! Studios is anything but.

Former Unpaid Intern Suing Marvel for Minimum Wage

Former Unpaid Intern Suing Marvel for Minimum Wage

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

Another attack on innocent job creators by bloodsucking parasites who outrageously want to be paid in exchange for labor.

DC Announces New

DC Announces New "Untitled DC Film" Franchise with 9 Release Dates

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

The company has announced a new superhero movie franchise with 8 planned sequels.

WB Loses June 2016 Game of Chicken, Moves Batman v Superman Release Date to March

WB Loses June 2016 Game of Chicken, Moves Batman v Superman Release Date to March

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

That sound you hear is WB's car careening off the road after losing the May 6 standoff.

Randy Queen Backs Down from Threatening Blogs Who Criticize His Artwork

Randy Queen Backs Down from Threatening Blogs Who Criticize His Artwork

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

The artist had previously used DMCA takedowns and legal threats to attack blogs that criticized him.

DC Reboots Another Set of Iconic Characters...BECAUSE THEY CAN.

DC Reboots Another Set of Iconic Characters...BECAUSE THEY CAN.

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2014

More childhoods ruined and whatnot.

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