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‘Star Wars Battlefront’ To Sell 13 Million Copies

‘Star Wars Battlefront’ To Sell 13 Million Copies

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 30, 2015

That’s a lot of nuts!

Dan DiDio Vows to Catch Whoever Keeps Egging His House.

Dan DiDio Vows to Catch Whoever Keeps Egging His House.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 30, 2015

The Co-Publisher of DC Comics plans to spend all night in his bushes with a hose in case any neighborhood miscreants try to pull some 'funny stuff' again.

Cullen Bunn Says He's Leaving Aquaman Due to

Cullen Bunn Says He's Leaving Aquaman Due to "Brutal" and "Disheartening" Fan Reaction

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

Earlier this month, Bunn engaged fans on at least one aspect of his work that resulted in backlash: his depiction of rape in Aquaman and Lobo.

Thor: Ragnarok to be

Thor: Ragnarok to be "Buddies" Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

A new report from Comics Alliance reveals shocking new details about the upcoming Marvel film.

Ron Weasley to Star in New NBC Comic Book Drama

Ron Weasley to Star in New NBC Comic Book Drama

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

The show will be canceled before its first season ends, crushing comic-loving NBC viewers' hearts once more.

In Sneak Censorship Attack, Outhouse to Unleash Army of Mini-Werthams on Unsuspecting Comics Industry

In Sneak Censorship Attack, Outhouse to Unleash Army of Mini-Werthams on Unsuspecting Comics Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

None shall stand against the awesome might of The Outhouse's ultimate weapon!

Even Superheroes Wear A Winter Coat Sometimes, Says Mom.

Even Superheroes Wear A Winter Coat Sometimes, Says Mom.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

The totally lame mom had no idea what she was talking about. Geez, come on!

'Macross Delta' Anime Previewed (Japan)

'Macross Delta' Anime Previewed (Japan)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

Something US fans will not be getting

Nintendo Reveals Their First Mobile App Collaboration With DeNA (Updated)

Nintendo Reveals Their First Mobile App Collaboration With DeNA (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 29, 2015

Well… sort of… and yeah, it's delayed. Plus new Nintendo account & membership information.

Marvel Confirms 'Sexy Halloween Costume' Avengers Officially In Continuity.

Marvel Confirms 'Sexy Halloween Costume' Avengers Officially In Continuity.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

Marvel Editor-In-Chief Axel Alonso confirmed the sexy news at a joint press conference with media partner Party City.

Actress Lands

Actress Lands "Key" Role In 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2' (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

Will this casting rocket her career worldwide?

READ: Rich Johnston's

READ: Rich Johnston's "Fictional" Story About a Wealthy Comic Book CEO

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

Could the secret that would destroy the comics industry be revealed in these cryptic writings?!

State of Emergency Declared as CBR Convention Blimp Breaks Free, Drifts Wildly Ahead of Locust Moon Comics Fest

State of Emergency Declared as CBR Convention Blimp Breaks Free, Drifts Wildly Ahead of Locust Moon Comics Fest

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

The popular website caused a huge commotion when their promotional vehicle became untethered and drifted across Pennsylvania.

Ratings Are In, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Performs Better Than NY Mets

Ratings Are In, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Performs Better Than NY Mets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

Another decisive victory for everyone's favorite superheroish TV show!

BREAKING: Empire Magazine to Be Rebranded as Suicide Squad Presents: Suicide Squad Magazine Feat. Suicide Squad

BREAKING: Empire Magazine to Be Rebranded as Suicide Squad Presents: Suicide Squad Magazine Feat. Suicide Squad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

As two more covers are revealed, featuring Deadshot and Harley Quinn, the magazine will shift formats to covering all Suicide Squad, all the time!

Scientists Warn Nation Facing Critical Shortage of Deadpool and Harley Quinn Cosplayers.

Scientists Warn Nation Facing Critical Shortage of Deadpool and Harley Quinn Cosplayers.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

A new report reveals that if measures aren't taken now to reduce consumption, the planet could be completely out of Deadpool and Harley Quinn by 2020.

If You Look at This Picture of Suicide Squad's Enchantress, You Will Die Within 7 Days

If You Look at This Picture of Suicide Squad's Enchantress, You Will Die Within 7 Days

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

The image of Cara Delevingne is said to be cursed, ensuring doom for all who look upon it.

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