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REPORT: Jesus Cast on Walking Dead

REPORT: Jesus Cast on Walking Dead

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 24, 2015

AMC's "The Walking Dead" has added a big name to its roster.

Cool Pope Francis Makes Surprise Appearance in Local 'Magic: the Gathering' Tournament.

Cool Pope Francis Makes Surprise Appearance in Local 'Magic: the Gathering' Tournament.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 24, 2015

In an unscheduled stop on his U.S. Tour, Pope Francis Impressed Local Magic Players With His Ability to Control Game Tempo and Skillfully Drain Opponents Life Total.

Fan of FOX's GOTHAM Series Eagerly Anticipating How Story Will Develop in Fourteen Years.

Fan of FOX's GOTHAM Series Eagerly Anticipating How Story Will Develop in Fourteen Years.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 24, 2015

GOTHAM made it's return to cable this week and fans are already speculating how plot threads started in the debut episode will pay off fourteen years from now when Bruce Wayne puts on the cowl.

Dear Marvel: Please Contact Genndy Tartakovsky Re: 'Cage!' (Minor Updates)

Dear Marvel: Please Contact Genndy Tartakovsky Re: 'Cage!' (Minor Updates)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 24, 2015

Famous animator getting the Outhouse treatment?

McFarlane Triumphant: Artist Regains Twitter Account from Villainous Hackers

McFarlane Triumphant: Artist Regains Twitter Account from Villainous Hackers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

At long last, McFarlane has vanquished his hackers and returned to the Twitter account that is his by birthright.

View The 'Zootopia' Teaser Poster

View The 'Zootopia' Teaser Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

Can you spot the signs?

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Take A Spin Around Jakku

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Take A Spin Around Jakku

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

We hope you like sand and wreckage

Sony Shows Us The Bird: 'The Angry Birds Movie' Trailer

Sony Shows Us The Bird: 'The Angry Birds Movie' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

For the birds…

4Chan Sold to 2Chan; Expect Some Changes

4Chan Sold to 2Chan; Expect Some Changes

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

The board known for anonymous and Internet culture (among other things) has been bought by the founder of the anonymous imageboard.

One Million Moms Targets CBR, Bleeding Cool in Campaign to Receive More Attention

One Million Moms Targets CBR, Bleeding Cool in Campaign to Receive More Attention

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

They also have a problem with The Muppets.

Michael Allred Calls Rich Johnston a Liar, Denies Silver Surfer Return, Teases New X-Book

Michael Allred Calls Rich Johnston a Liar, Denies Silver Surfer Return, Teases New X-Book

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2015

After getting burned the last time, we treat Allred's statement with the utmost caution.

Return of Fall TV Lineup Saves Failing Relationships Across America.

Return of Fall TV Lineup Saves Failing Relationships Across America.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Couples in lackluster and passive-aggressive relationships are reportedly looking forward to the fall TV line-up as a way to avoid confronting long-standing issues with their significant other.

REPORT: Woman Considers Perpetuating Broken and Outdated Comics Industry Pardigms to Support New Black Panther Comic

REPORT: Woman Considers Perpetuating Broken and Outdated Comics Industry Pardigms to Support New Black Panther Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Conventional wisdom says one must pre-order comics to make them successful, but doesn't that indicate a problem with the system itself?

Black Panther Writer REVEALED: Ta-Nehisi Coates!

Black Panther Writer REVEALED: Ta-Nehisi Coates!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Brian Stelfreeze will be the series artist for a year-long story.

The Outhouse Fixes the World: Getting You a Job in Comics

The Outhouse Fixes the World: Getting You a Job in Comics

By Richard Caldwell in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

The thoughts and opinions of superstar agent Alan Smithee do not reflect those of The Outhouse, it's staff, or any other sane and rational human beings.

NOOOOOOOOO! Hayden Christensen to Reportedly Reprise Star Wars Role

NOOOOOOOOO! Hayden Christensen to Reportedly Reprise Star Wars Role

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Star Wars fans are very afraid. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to reading The Outhouse.

Bleeding Cool Jumps on the Five Dollar Comics Bandwagon

Bleeding Cool Jumps on the Five Dollar Comics Bandwagon

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 22, 2015

Just say no to five dollar comics!

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