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BREAKING NEWS: New Star Wars VII Poster

BREAKING NEWS: New Star Wars VII Poster

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 3, 2013

Ask me if I care if this turns out to be fake

First Teaser for 'The Strain'

First Teaser for 'The Strain'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 3, 2013

Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan are bringing their vampire novel to television and the first teaser has arrived.

I Guess Someone Should Write This Up: Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

I Guess Someone Should Write This Up: Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

Seriously, does anyone still care about this book?

All-New Marvel NOW 'Future' Teaser Is Greatest Work of Art of 21st Century

All-New Marvel NOW 'Future' Teaser Is Greatest Work of Art of 21st Century

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

The art world has been turned upside down by the innovative masterpiece.

First Fifty Shades of Grey Photo Gives Us the Clap

First Fifty Shades of Grey Photo Gives Us the Clap

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

We stole this headline from Alex Zalben of MTV.

You No “Twilight” Frank!

You No “Twilight” Frank!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

Frank feel like Alan Moore….except Frank want money!

Thousands Could Die at Marvel's Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

Thousands Could Die at Marvel's Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

The seemingly innocent press conference could be an elaborate death trap planned by a vengeful Rick Remender.

Bleeding Cool Swears WB Will Resurrect Young Justice as a Live Action CW Series

Bleeding Cool Swears WB Will Resurrect Young Justice as a Live Action CW Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

In other news, I have some bridges I'd like to sell you.

Marvel Exploring Genderbent Iceman to Capitalize on Frozen's Box Office Success

Marvel Exploring Genderbent Iceman to Capitalize on Frozen's Box Office Success

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

The real fruits of Disney's acquisition of Marvel may finally be starting to ripen.

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Poster Confirmed to be Real

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Poster Confirmed to be Real

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

The Internet's faith in studios not to release crappy posters has been shattered.

DC To Deliver Low-Budget Superhero Movies Twice a Year

DC To Deliver Low-Budget Superhero Movies Twice a Year

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

At least with a smaller budget, less buildings can be toppled.

Sony Registers Domains for 'The Last of Us' Movie

Sony Registers Domains for 'The Last of Us' Movie

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

This might mean Sony is planning for a movie and it definitely means we all hope they are.

Amazon Looking at Drones for Home Delivery

Amazon Looking at Drones for Home Delivery

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

Unmanned drones more accurate than FedEx but they may blow up your house.

The Walking Dead Season 4, Part 2 Premieres February 9th, 2014

The Walking Dead Season 4, Part 2 Premieres February 9th, 2014

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

Plus sneak peek at what's to come.

Jackon's The Hobbit's Smaug Revealed!

Jackon's The Hobbit's Smaug Revealed!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

Once obscured, the magnificent dragon now flies in plane sight.

Guillem March Responds to Superman/Wonder Woman Cover Controversy

Guillem March Responds to Superman/Wonder Woman Cover Controversy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 1, 2013

Surprise: you're wrong.

Producer J.H. Wyman Plans to Keep 'Almost Human' Mostly Upbeat and Bright

Producer J.H. Wyman Plans to Keep 'Almost Human' Mostly Upbeat and Bright

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 1, 2013

The future doesn't have to be dark and depressing.

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