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Top Six Suspects in Death of The Ultimate Warrior

Top Six Suspects in Death of The Ultimate Warrior

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

We're gonna get to the bottom of this if it KILLS us! Ooh, poor choice of words.


Man Who Recovered Missing Doctor Who Episodes Releases Statement On Missing Episode

Man Who Recovered Missing Doctor Who Episodes Releases Statement On Missing Episode "Omnirumor"

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

Philip Morris releases a statement on Facebook regarding the continued search for lost episodes of Doctor Who.

Blue Jackets Clinch Playoff Seed, Outhouse Editor Abuses Powers to Celebrate

Blue Jackets Clinch Playoff Seed, Outhouse Editor Abuses Powers to Celebrate

By Christian in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

Screw comics, a hockey team from Ohio made the Stanley Cup Playoffs!

Did You Know Thaniel #1 is In Stores Today?

Did You Know Thaniel #1 is In Stores Today?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

Well it is. So check it out!

David Goyer is Making an FBP: Federal Bureau of Physics (FBPFBP) Movie

David Goyer is Making an FBP: Federal Bureau of Physics (FBPFBP) Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The comic formerly known as Collider is getting a film adaptation produced by Dark Knight scribe David Goyer.

All New “New Suicide Squad” To Launch In July

All New “New Suicide Squad” To Launch In July

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

DC promises that the “New Suicide Squad” is so good they want it out NOW!

Marvel Loses More Viewers As Agents Of SHIELD Spoils Captain America 2

Marvel Loses More Viewers As Agents Of SHIELD Spoils Captain America 2

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

Excuse me, Marvel, for not being able to make it to a theater within four days of a movie’s release. Dicks.

R.I.P. The Ultimate Warrior (1959-2014)

R.I.P. The Ultimate Warrior (1959-2014)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The wrestling world is in shock as one of its greatest legends has passed away suddenly at the age of 54.

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

A very pro-weapons poster is probably also the best pro-Bay you'll have Zechs say about this film.

Desperate NBC Turns to Internet to Create Next TV Show

Desperate NBC Turns to Internet to Create Next TV Show

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The network is holding some kind of contest where people on the internet give them ideas for TV shows.

“Future's End” Spoilers Funny To Frank!

“Future's End” Spoilers Funny To Frank!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

Frank miss DC funny book ever since they take Kyle Baker’s “Plastic Man” away from Frank.

Oni Press Pulls an OKCupid, Protests Uline Support of Anti-Gay Legislation

Oni Press Pulls an OKCupid, Protests Uline Support of Anti-Gay Legislation

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

The company will no longer be purchasing boxes from Uline, both showing their support of gay marriage and saving one billion dollars in exorbitant shipping costs.

Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

The writer got his six year old son a job writing Adventure Time comics for BOOM! Studios.

Game of Thrones Narrowly Avoids Cancellation, Gets Two Season Renewal

Game of Thrones Narrowly Avoids Cancellation, Gets Two Season Renewal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

Despite pretty unimpressive numbers, HBO picked up the show for two more seasons.

Marvel Characters Prepare For Infinity 2.0

Marvel Characters Prepare For Infinity 2.0

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

No, not a comic (at least not yet)...

Amazons Attack Writer to Helm Teen Titans Relaunch

Amazons Attack Writer to Helm Teen Titans Relaunch

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

A Teen Titans Reboot. A Deadly Bee Weapon... Bees. My God.

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