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Fox Pulls Fantastic Four Sequel to the Surprise of NO ONE!!

Fox Pulls Fantastic Four Sequel to the Surprise of NO ONE!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 24, 2015

The 2017 sequel to this year's not-so-fantastic clunker has been pulled from Fox's release schedule.

Hare's The First 'Zootopia' Trailer

Hare's The First 'Zootopia' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 23, 2015

Discover the wonder of Zootopia's governmental processes

What Do You Think?: Syrian Refugees

What Do You Think?: Syrian Refugees

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 23, 2015

With Lady Liberty, Doctor Doom, and Starfire

EXXXCLUSIVE: Penultimate Walking Dead Episode Spawns New Breed of Mutant Super-Clickbait (SPOILERS)

EXXXCLUSIVE: Penultimate Walking Dead Episode Spawns New Breed of Mutant Super-Clickbait (SPOILERS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 23, 2015

The new clickbait lifeform could revolutionize the blogosphere!

Dragon Ball Z Kai and One Piece Marathons A Coming to Toonami

Dragon Ball Z Kai and One Piece Marathons A Coming to Toonami

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 23, 2015

Two marathons for the holiday season for your yuletide joy. Also Dragon Ball Z Kai is off prime-time starting in December and won't return until January 2nd, 2016.

BREAKING: Jeph Loeb Shares News on Iron Fist: There Will Be News

BREAKING: Jeph Loeb Shares News on Iron Fist: There Will Be News

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

What will that news be?

Walt Simonson Reprints 25 Year Old Letter Regarding Origin of Cable

Walt Simonson Reprints 25 Year Old Letter Regarding Origin of Cable

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

Walt Simonson asserts that Louise Simonson and Bob Harras had more to do with the character's creation than commonly accepted.

Rob Liefeld Shocked to Learn Rob Liefeld is Shopping Rob Liefeld's

Rob Liefeld Shocked to Learn Rob Liefeld is Shopping Rob Liefeld's "Prophet" Movie Rights to Fox

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

The rights are reportedly worth over one billion skillion dollars.

Cryptic WB Officially Announces Wonder Woman Production Via Secret Late Night Press Release

Cryptic WB Officially Announces Wonder Woman Production Via Secret Late Night Press Release

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

..ironically ensuring only nocturnals and the people who stayed up late binge watching Marvel's Jessica Jones would see it.

Akiva Goldsman Leads Writers For 'G.i. Joe' & 'Micronauts' Films

Akiva Goldsman Leads Writers For 'G.i. Joe' & 'Micronauts' Films

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

Has the danger to your childhood increased?

You'll See

You'll See "All New All Different Space Knights" In 'Venom: Space Knight'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

2016 looks to be the year of the Space Knight

George Lucas Speaks on Breaking Up With Star Wars

George Lucas Speaks on Breaking Up With Star Wars

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 20, 2015

Lucas will not have anything to do with the new movies whatsoever.

Chelsea Cain and Kate Niemczyk  Are Your

Chelsea Cain and Kate Niemczyk Are Your "Mockingbird" Creative Team

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 20, 2015

Bobbi Morse's first solo ongoing will be out sometime next year.

Report: Man Plans to Sacrifice Live Goat to Avoid Jessica Jones Spoilers

Report: Man Plans to Sacrifice Live Goat to Avoid Jessica Jones Spoilers

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 20, 2015

One man has gone to extreme lengths to avoid spoilers this weekend.

Quesada Dismisses Iron Fist Rumors With Non-Committal Corp-Speak

Quesada Dismisses Iron Fist Rumors With Non-Committal Corp-Speak

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

Other headlines say he "debunked" them, but that's not quite what happened, is it?

Chill With A 'Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!' Preview

Chill With A 'Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!' Preview

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

It's no "Frozen".

Bleeding Cool Shocker: Rich Johnston Ranks Self on Own Top 100 Power List

Bleeding Cool Shocker: Rich Johnston Ranks Self on Own Top 100 Power List

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

More shockingly, he only ranked himself at number 97.

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